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12 Days Of Shitmas
12 days of Shitmas
Fiiive DONKEY SHIT!!!
Air date 12-12-13
Written by Alpha-LoneWolf
Directed by Alpha-LoneWolf
Location Varied locations
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Summary

Dick Figure version of 12 days of christmas

Transcript

Blue: On the first day of Christmas Dick Figures gave to me, a copy of the Dick Figures movie.

Red: On the second day of Christmas Dick Figures gave to me, two sexy boobies.
Blue: And a copy of the Dick Figures movie.

Pink: On the third day of Christmas Dick Figures gave to me, three amazing kitties
Red: two sexy boobies.
Blue: And a copy of the Dick Figures movie.

Raccoon: On the forth day of Christmas Dick Figures gave to me, four nature's ninjas
Pink: three amazing kitties
Red: two sexy boobies.
Blue: And a copy of the Dick Figures movie.

Lord Tourettes: On the fifth day of SHITMAS Dick Figures gave to me, fiiiive DONKEY SHIT!!!
Raccoon: four nature's ninjas
Pink: three amazing kitties
Red: two sexy boobies.
Blue: And a copy of the Dick Figures movie.

Broseph: On the sixth day of Christmas Dick Figures gave to me, six stripper ladies.
Lord Tourettes: fiiiive DONKEY SHIT!!!
Raccoon: four nature's ninjas
Pink: three amazing kitties
Red: two sexy boobies.
Blue: And a copy of the Dick Figures movie.

Trollz0r: On the seventh day of Christmas Dick Figure gave to me, seven Flame War games
Broseph: six stripper ladies.
Lord Tourettes: fiiiive DONKEY SHIT!!!
Raccoon: four nature's ninjas
Pink: three amazing kitties
Red: two sexy boobies.
Blue: And a copy of the Dick Figures movie.

Stacy: On the eigth day of Christmas Dick figures gave to me, eight pixi stixs
Trollz0r: seven Flame War games
Broseph: six stripper ladies.
Lord Tourettes: fiiiive DONKEY SHIT!!!
Raccoon: four nature's ninjas
Pink: three amazing kitties
Red: two sexy boobies.
Blue: And a copy of the Dick Figures movie.

Mr. Dingleberry: On the nineth day of Christmas Dick Figures gave to me, nine apartment payments
Stacy: eight pixi stixs
Trollz0r: seven Flame War games
Broseph: six stripper ladies.
Lord Tourettes: fiiiive DONKEY SHIT!!!
Raccoon: four nature's ninjas
Pink: three amazing kitties
Red: two sexy boobies.
Blue: And a copy of the Dick Figures movie.

Chad Cop: On the tenth day of Christmas Dick Figures gave to me, ten pistols shooting
Mr. Dingleberry: nine apartment payments
Stacy: eight pixi stixs
Trollz0r: seven Flame War games
Broseph: (Starts bench lifting the strippers) six stripper ladies.
Lord Tourettes: fiiiive DONKEY SHIT!!!
Raccoon: (getting frustrated) four more nature's ninjas
Pink: three amazing kitties. (looks at all the cats in her room) Woah, there are a lot of cats here.
Red: two sexy boobies.
Blue: And a copy of the Dick Figures movie... Okay, you can stop sending me movies.

Crookygrin: On the eleventh day of Christmas Dick Figures gave to me, eleven English Gin
Chad Cop: (Cops start to shoot wildly) okay guys calm down with the shooting
Mr. Dingleberry: I'm still waiting for your rent.
Stacy: (begins to feel woozy) eighty sixty fourteen pixi dicks.
Trollz0r: that's a lot of Flame Wars games.
Broseph: (Still bench liftting the strippers) This is getting heavy.
Lord Tourettes: fiiiive DONKEY SHIT!!!
Raccoon: four nature's ninjas. (looks at all the raccoon ninjas) I'm so confused now which one is me!
Pink: Hey! Stop shredding my curtains!
Red: Too many boobs!
Blue: And a copy of the Dick Figures movie... Really! I don't need any more!

Zeus: On the twelveth day of Christmas Dick Figures gave to me, Twelve flip gualdron games
Crookygrin: Oh dear me, i had one too many. (Bealches before dying from drinking too much)
Chad Cop: Stop shooting! we are hitting our own guys!
Mr. Dingleberry: You're rent is overdue!
Stacy: (feeling sick) Woah man, pixi stixs everywhere. (Vomits)
Trollz0r: My game is overloading! (Room explodes)
Broseph: I can't hold it... (Gets crushed by the stripper girls)
Lord Tourettes: fiiiive donkey... (looks up in the air and sees a huge pile of shit falling from above him) SHIT!!!
Raccoon: TOO MANY NINJAS!!!
Pink: I HATE CATS!!!
Red: AUGH!!! (Sinks in a pile of women and their boobs)
Blue: And a copy of the Dick Figures movie. (sitting on a pile of dvd copies) Who is giving me all these!?

END


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