|A Day With Spark|
Oh, thank you.
|Written by||AndrewBrauer, Mdkid663, & YoshiRocker13|
|Directed by||AndrewBrauer & Mdkid663|
|Other episodes by the author|
Tucker's Day with a Britain
See what a normal day for Spark is like with some of his friends around him.
- Simon (Semi-Antagonist in the end)
- The Raccoon
- Eleven (Semi-Antagonist in the middle)
- Golden Lotus Ninjas (Semi-Antagonists in the beginning)
- Wolf (Mentioned)
- Thomas (Mentioned)
- Fifi (Mentioned)
(Alice is walking to the Golden Lotus Dragon)
Alice: Wonder what the GLD is like?
(Alice walks inside the Golden Lotus Dragon only to be grabbed by a ninja as more came)
Alice: (Surprised) What are you doing?
Ninja One: (Yells) Quiet!
Ninja Two: You No Kung-Fu winner!
Alice: Seriously what are you talking about?
(Ninja One kicks Alice's stomach, she coughs for a second)
Alice: (In Pain) Was that necessary!?
(A blur of speed came through Ninja One as he slowly splits in half)
Ninja Two: (Shocked) What was that?
Alice: You tell me, I don't.
Ninja Two: Quiet Blue girl!
(Blur of speed appear again as Ninja Two gets sliced in pieces)
Alice: Wait, do I know you?
(A yellow stick figure appears away from Alice with spiky hair)
Alice: Whoever it was, thanks.
(The figure turns to Alice revealing to be Spark)
Spark: Your welcome.
Alice: (Blushes) Oh wow.
Spark: What? Is there something in my face?
(Spark was holding a katana)
Alice: (Surprised) Whoa! It's nothing I think the ninjas are dead.
Spark: So uh, what's your name?
Alice: It's Alice, I'm friends with Michael and Thomas, I use to sleep with Simon, you know what I'm talking too much, but you visited our club.
Spark: Oh yeah, right.
(Spark sees the ninja still alive)
Spark: Really? (kills the last ninja)
Alice: So again, thanks.
(Michael shows up)
Michael: Hey Alice I heard you were coming here from Simon and you may be in danger?
Alice: I'm fine Spark came and killed everyone.
Spark: Yep, that was me.
Michael: Awesome! Is this what you do all the time?
Spark: Yeah, pretty much.
Michael: Well, work doesn't start until six, so can I come along on you're day.
Alice: Hold on, if you're coming I wanna come too.
Michael: Fine. We both want to come.
Spark: Alright, alright.
(Spark, Michael and Alice are at the apartment)
Spark: I mostly play Guitar Hero or Rock Band.
Michael: (Picks up a guitar) Man, the last time I played with this, it was in College, Senior Year, me and Simon dominated the frat house.
Alice: I use to play, until I realized I haven't been outside in almost a month just from playing that.
Spark: Let me start this. (turns on the console)
Michael: Alright, let's dual rock! (Throws his fist in the air)
(Spark and Michael are about to pick a song)
Michael: What do you usually pick?
Spark: The Japanese ones.
Michael: Don't know any.
Spark: How about this one?
(Spark picks Counter Identity by Unison Square Garden)
Michael: Wait a minute, I think I know that one?
Michael: I lost in the semi finals to that song.
Alice: Well this should be a stroll in memory lane for you.
Spark: I can deal with this one.
Michael: Let's do it.
(Spark and Michael selects the song)
Michael: Man, this is bringing back some fun memories.
(Spark and Michael are about to play the song)
Michael: (While using guitar) So anything else you do with your day?
Spark: Well I like to play DDR.
(Spark gets all the notes without even trying)
Michael: (Hits the notes perfectly) DDR?
Alice: What's that?
Spark: Well, Dance Dance Revolution.
Alice: Oh, I know that, when I was teenager me and my friends played that, but I stopped when I was introduced to Guitar Hero.
Spark: Well you should play it more often.
Alice: Well I grew out of that phase.
Michael: (Continues to hit perfect notes) What phase?
Alice: I was a teenager, it's like when you're eight and you watch cartoons constantly and eat cookies nonstop.
Michael: Some people don't grow out of that phase.
Alice: Those kind of people are forty years old who still live at their mom's house or they're Fifi, minus the cartoons, just the cookies.
Spark: WAIT! Shouldn't Fifi appear right now!?
Michael: (Misses a note) Shit!
Alice: Don't worry Wolf isn't here so we're alright.
Spark: Oh, I know him.
Michael: Who doesn't, have you seen the news?
Spark: The news of Wolf murdering again? Yeah, I did.
Alice: You don't have to see the news to know him, one time I saw him kill a waiter for mistaking his order, all he ordered was Nachos.
Michael: (Gets back to perfecting his notes) That guy has serious issues.
Spark: You think? You don't even wanna see him in Primal Rage Mode.
Michael: He almost did to Simon on the highway one time, but all Wolf did was bruise his eyes.
Alice: Next time, he probably won't hold back.
Spark: Yeah, I kinda have a friend who has a mode just like that but his appearance changes.
Michael: That's odd.
Alice: Kinda sounds cool.
(Loud punching sounds are heard)
Alice: What was that!?
Michael: Sounds like someone is coming in here!
(Simon went through the wall all beaten up, his arms broken, eyes bruised with blood leaking out and almost barely alive)
Alice & Michael: (Shocked) Oh my god!
Simon: (In Pain) Uhhhhhh!!!!!
Michael: What happened to him?
Alice: Was it Wolf?
(Ryle comes and grabs Simon)
Michael: Who's that?
Spark: Ryle, the friend I was talking about.
Alice: Simon what did you do?
Simon: (Coughing and in pain) Nothing.
Ryle: (punches Simon repeatedly) Don't. Mess. With. Me.
Michael: I'm guessing what Simon said was bullshit.
Alice: Looks like it.
Simon: (In pain) It was nothing.
(Eleven watches them through a wall unnoticed)
Alice: (Suddenly feels a breeze) Oh wow, I just got a feeling that someone is watching us.
Michael: That's weird.
(Eleven hides right before they notice him)
Simon: (Yells) Holy Shit!
(Everyone in the room notices Eleven)
Alice: What does it want?
(Eleven spews out a custom UMP45)
Michael: (Surprised) Quick get down!
(Michael grabs Alice and gets down on the floor)
(Eleven shoots but Spark deflects the bullet with a katana rapidly)
Simon: That shit is bitchn'!
(Eleven hears Simon and shoots him in the leg)
Simon: (In Pain) Fuck, I can't even walk straight now!
Michael: (To Spark) Is this normal for you?
Spark: No, not really!
Alice: How do you handle a situation like this?
Spark: Beats me!
Simon: We're fucked!
Michael: We gotta get out of here!
(Eleven stops shooting and sees Stacy below)
Michael: Do you think it wants Stacy?
Simon: Anything to get this done with!
(Meanwhile with Eleven and Stacy)
Stacy: (Drunk) What kind of animal are you, you could be my new puppy.
Eleven: (looks at Stacy) ….
Stacy: (Drunk) You're weird, weirdo who looks like a pet. (Burps on his face)
(Eleven wipes away the burp)
Stacy: Okay, what are you gonna do now?
(Eleven whispers to Stacy about having sex)
Stacy: (Yells) Of course I wanna fuck why didn't you say so c'mon!
(Stacy grabs Eleven's arm and leaves)
Michael: Well that took care of our problem.
Simon: (Yells) Hello what about me! I can barely move!
Alice: Oh yeah, we better get you to the hospital.
Simon: No shit! I'm dying over here!
(Eleven teleports back and regenerates Simon)
Simon: What the…
Michael: He just cured all his broken bones, cuts, and everything.
(Eleven teleports back to Stacy in which they were in the middle of a sex position)
Stacy: We gonna continue or what?
(Cuts back to Simon, Alice, Michael, and Spark walking outside)
Michael: Is that usually considered a normal day for you?
Simon: And what would borderline on just being insane?
Simon: Anyways, Ryle just came in at the wrong place at wrong time when he beat the shit out of me.
Alice: You mean you were in the wrong place at the wrong time?
Simon: Shut up.
Michael: (To Spark) So what do you do when everything in you're apartment has been destroyed?
Spark: I visit the Raccoon.
Simon, Alice, and Michael: Raccoon?
(Cuts to Ancient Secrets 'N' Things)
Spark: Konichiwa Raccoon-sama.
Raccoon: Greetings-a Spark-san.
Simon: (Whispers) Why does he talk like that?
Michael: (Whispers) He's from another country, what do you think?
Spark: So Raccoon-sama, how's your sushi bar going?
Raccoon: (groans) Rousy, No Sushi-a to be sold in-a week.
Spark: Oh, that's a shame.
Simon: You guys eat sushi?
Spark: Yeah, It's from Japan.
Michael: I thought Asian's ate that stuff.
Alice: No, the asians eat the chicken.
Simon: I thought Koreans ate that too, or was it noodles?
(Jess walks in the restaurant)
Raccoon: Roh! A customer! (clears throat) Greetings-a young one, may I interest you in anything.
Jess: Do you sell any Sushi? I'm feeling hungry.
Raccoon: Of course, I'rr get it ready in a moment-a (walks in his kitchen)
Spark: Hey Jess.
Jess: Oh hey Spark, (looks around him) Who are they?
Simon: We're friends of your boyfriend.
Michael: Dude, how do you know that's his girlfriend?
Simon: A chick that hot wouldn't approach Spark just by saying Hi, she probably would ignore him.
Alice: Okay, I think you're going into jackass mode.
Shawn: (able to hear him) Simon!
Jess: (folds her arms at Simon) What is your problem!?
Alice: Sorry, I know how you feel, I use to go out with him, here's a tip…
Simon: (Interrupts and answers Alice's question) Don't bother with him, yeah I can hear you.
Michael: (To Spark) Bet you kinda wish Ryle finished him back at your place?
(Spark rolls his eyes and can't help but become angry at Simon for acting like a jackass, Damon also hears this and shoots Simon in both the legs)
Simon: (In Pain) What the fuck!?
Damon: YOU were being a total jackass.
Michael: Anyways, you guys just met Simon, I'm Michael and this is Alice, we all work at Ball Busters, it's a nightclub downtown.
Shawn: That's nice.
Alice: You know, usually I'm the one to make the awkward moments, but I think this whole situation is already weird as it is.
Simon: No shit!
Raccoon: Excuse me miss? Your sushi is-a ready. That'rr be 10 Dorrars.
(Jess hands Raccoon her $10 and goes to eat at a table)
Damon: (to Simon) Dude, shut up. (shoots him again)
Shawn: This guy can act like a jackass.
Damon: Well he's going to an incinerated jackass if he keeps it up.
Michael: So Spark, how do you know all these people?
Spark: I just do Michael.
Alice: Well, I think we better go, right Michael?
Michael: Uhhhh, sure.
(Alice and Michael pick up Simon and put his arms on each others shoulders)
Spark: (waves) Hope to see you again!
Simon, Alice, & Michael: Bye!
(They leave Ancient Secrets 'N' Things)
Jess: Those were some nice people, except that dark redish one.
Spark: You mean Ryle.
Jess: I meant the one with the glasses! The one being a jackass.
Spark: Oh yeah him, I don't even like him at all.
(Meanwhile with Eleven and Stacy after sex)
Stacy: That was interesting.