|A Day with Lord Tourettes|
|Season 2, Episode 2|
Lord Tourettes: Oh hello FUCKERS! I'm was just eating a SHITTY tuna sandwich when you just GODDAMN walked in!
Lord Tourettes: Oh, you want to know how I FUCKING live my normal life? Well, aren't you a SHITMOUTH! Haha! Well, my day started with my usual trip down to the grocery! I was just FUCKING looking at a nice loaf of bread. When...
(Flashback to 2 hours ago...)
LT: Oooh! This is a nice, fluffy loaf of bread!
LT: Oh, Red! What in the FUCK do you want?
Red: I was just wonderin' if you to prank Bluuuuuue?
LT: Haha! That would be fan-FUCKING-tastic!
Red: First, we need some butter!
Red: Yeah, to lube 'em up!
(Tourettes grabs some butter of a shelf.)
LT: Ah, yes. Lube. Good memories.
Red: Now, we're gonna need some tissues!
(They walk down some aisles until the get to the tissues.)
LT: Here we go! It's GODDAMN 3-ply!
Red: Sweet, that's all we need.
Oboes: Hi Red!
Red: Sup, chesty-face?
Oboes: Don't call me that.
Red: Hey Bi, can you help us with a prank?
Oboes: Against who?
Oboes: Sure. Why not.
Red: Then lets get out of here!
(They blast off and break through the roof of the grocery store. Then, they arrive at the apartment.)
Red: Hey Bluuuuuuuuuuuuue!
(Lord Tourettes tears off Blue's pants. Lord Tourettes then puts the tissues on a table. Then Bi proceeds to give a handjob to Blue with the butter.)
Oboes: Oh yeah, you like this? I bet you do!
Blue: Aah! Stop!
Oboes: Ungh! Yell louder!
Blue: That...was horrible. What the fuck was that Red?
Tourettes: Hold on, let me wipe off your COCK!
Blue: No! Don't even get near my dick!
Oboes: Well. I think that went pretty good.
(Tourettes suddenly wipes tissue on Blue's dick.)