|A Rapper's Stalker|
You will be MINE!!
|Written by||AndrewBrauer, YoshiRocker13, & CoookieEyes|
|Other episodes by the author|
A Rei Problem
Fifi's Twilight Zone
Rapper now has a new stalker, and she doesn't mess around when she wants her Rapper.
(Victoria is drinking a red bull while watching Rapper kill some gang members at the basketball park)
Rapper: Hey gang member! I think there's something red on your face! Oh yeah! (cuts his head) It was bloooood! (laughs manically)
Victoria: (In her head) Rapper is so sexy to me. (Crushes her red bull can with her right hand)
Rapper: (fits a gang member's head into another's) Cannibalism Members instead! (crushes them)
Victoria: (In her head) I think I just had an orgasm!
Rapper: (finishes killing them) Right, now that the gang members are gone, I should wait for Rei to come for our blood drinks. Heh, she loves 'em.
(Victoria sneaks around Rapper without being seen and follows him)
Rapper: (senses) I think someone is following me...
(Victoria continues to hide without Rapper seeing her)
Rapper: (starts rapidly shooting behind him) WHOEVER IS FOLLOWING ME COME OUT!!
(Victoria is hidden from Rapper)
Rapper: Maybe I should just ignore it... (walks away)
(Rapper returns home and waits for Rei)
Rapper: Man, where is she? We were suppose to watch this sick new horror movie.
Rei: (shows up behind him) Yo.
Rapper: Whoa, hey Rei. How did you come behind me so quickly?
Rei: Kari let me in, so I hanged out here 'til you got home.
(Victoria watches out the window at Rapper and Rei)
Victoria: (In her head) Why is that whore with Rapper?
Rapper: Good, now we can watch this new horror film I rented.
Rei: (jumps onto the couch) Sweet!
(Victoria quickly hides and silently hides inside without Rapper and Rei noticing)
Rapper: Whoa, that scene is a classic.
Victoria: (Hides behind the couch) (In her head) Rapper will be mine.
Rapper: Rei, do you feel like somebody is hiding behind the couch?
Rei: Not unless it's Kari.
(Victoria suddenly grabs Rei's neck and has a knife next to it)
Victoria: DIE BITCH!!
Rapper: HOLY SHIT! (pushes Victoria away from Rei) WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM YOU STUPID CRAZY BITCH!?!
Victoria: (Giggles) I'm only doing it for you Rapper, I love you!
Rapper: Well I hate you too!
Victoria: (To Rapper) I know you love me, please love me, I can kill anyone you hate!
Rapper: WELL HOW ABOUT YOU KILL YOURSELF?!
Victoria: Silly Rapper. (Squeezes his right cheek) I can't do that. (Pulls out a min-gun)
Rapper: (face palms) You are a fucking retard!
Victoria: (To Rei) Now you better leave before these bullets strike your face and blow your fucking brains out!
Rei: Pfft! (rolls her eyes) Alright! Jeez!
Rapper: No! Your staying here! (to Victoria) YOU get out you stupid bitch!
Victoria: No! I'm staying here!
Rapper: (slaps Victoria) GET OUT!!!
Victoria: No! Not until your mine!
Rapper: Your not mine! Rei is!
Victoria: Well then. (Points her mini gun at Rei) I should kill those who get in my way. (shoots at Rei)
(Rei gets shot and falls down in pain.)
Rapper: REI! (runs to her)
Rei: (clenching her stomach) God...dammit!
Rapper: (gets up slowly and very angry)
Rapper: (to Victoria behind him) Okay you bitch, we can do this the easy way or the hard way...
Victoria: I've done my job. (Rapper blinks and sees that Victoria has disappeared)
(Rapper screams in furious anger) Rapper: THE NEXT TIME YOU RETURN I WILL FUCKING!! KILL!!! YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!! (pants) Oh shit, I forgot about Rei! (runs to her) We have to get you to a hospital!
(It later shows Rei in the hospital bed with Katorou, Kari and Rapper around her bed.)
Katorou: So, what happened?
Rapper: There was this crazy bitch named Victoria that ruined our party and shot Rei in the stomach!
Jade: (Walks in) I assume Victoria tried to kill Rei?
Rapper: Yeah! She's a bitch for doing it!
Kari: "Victoria"! "Vic" for future murder "vic"tim. (giggles)
Katorou: Well, go ahead and question if I'm the real Katorou or not, but... (sighs and turns to Rapper) thanks for getting her here.
Rapper: No prob.
(Rei groans in pain as Kari tickles her feet a bit)
Rei: (tries not to laugh) Kari stop it!
Kari: But you're smiling~!
Rapper: Kari, what are you doing?
Kari: I just wanna make her feel better.
Rapper: Umm, okay?
Jade: Rapper, it'll be impossible to kill Victoria since she can escape in the blink of an eye.
Rapper: Yeah, well next time I see her, I'll shoot her in a flash.
Jade: (To Rapper) Not until she gets what she wants, which is you.
(Kari tickles Rei's feet more and Rei laughs out loud.)
Rapper: (laughs) Kari, always being a nutshell.
(Victoria watches while wearing a trench coat, sunglasses, and big hat)
Victoria: (In her head) Thank goodness Jade is with you Rapper, otherwise I would have killed any woman near my precious Rapper.
(Victoria is immediately shot in the head.)
Rapper: FUCK YOU BITCH!
Jade: (shocked) Wha-?! How did you-?!
Rapper: If she's a stalker of mine, she won't know I'm trying to kill her. (small laugh) And you said THAT was impossible.
(Jade face palms)