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A Small Step for Sex
Season 1, Episode 8
8. A Small Step for Sex2
Air date 6/29/13
Written by IONIXMUSIC
Directed by IONIXMUSIC
Episode guide
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We're Spacemen!
Red and Blue journey off into space to look for stars. and ALIENS!

Characters

  • Red
  • Blue
  • Possibly aliens?

Transcript

(Red and Blue are in space aboard a sweet spaceship.)

Red: Hey Blue!

Blue: Yeah?

Red: Can we find dinosaurs in space?

Blue: No. (That would actually be pretty damn awesome.)

Red: Hey, can we make this bitch go faster?

Blue: Why? Any faster we'll open a dimension rift.

(BTW: They are traveling at 999 mph.)

Red: I. DON'T. GIVE. A. SHIT.

(Red flips a conveniently giant switch.)

Blue: Dude! Why did you flip the ludicrous speed switch?

Red: LUUUUUUDIIIICROUUUUUS SPEEEEEEEED!

Blue: Nooooooo-

(They get sucked into a wormhole.)

Blue: -ooooooo!

(They land on a dinosaur planet.)

Red: Aw yeah! I'mma have me some dinosaur meat!

(A dinosaur is roaming around. Red's mouth starts to water.)

Red: I'm gonna eat every part of that thing!!

Blue: How?

Red: With my teeth!

(Red hops on the dinosaur.)

Red: Hey baby. Don't worry, this won't hurt a bit...

(Red chomps into the dinosaur. The dinosaur flails around and shakes Red off, throwing him into a bush.)

Red: What a ride!

Blue: What the hell, you fucktard?! You just made it angry!

Red: Naw, man. Me and him are best buds!

Blue: It's a dinosaur. It doesn't even know your name!

(Red has a blank face.)

Red: HEY DINO!

(The dinosaur turns it's head.)

Red: MY NAMES RED! WHAT'S YOURS?

Dinosaur: Rawr!!!

Red: Sweet! I'll call you Rawrschach!

Blue: Rawrschach? You don't even know if it's a boy or a girl!

(Red looks at the bottom of the dinosaur.)

Red: Ew...Yep. A boy.

Blue: Great. Let's get out of-

(Blue turns around and meets face to face with aliens.)

Blue: AUGHH!!!

Alien 1: Ow. You hurt my ear modules.

Alien 2: What is your personal classifier, strange life form?

Blue: You mean my name?

Alien 1: Yes.

Blue: My name's Blue.

Red: And I'm Red! Bitch. 

Alien 2: Great. My friends name is Merah.

Alien 1: And I'm Biru. Beetch.

Red: (tears in his eyes) Aw, they learn so fast.

Merah: What brings you to our planet?

Red: I wanna eat some dinos!

Blue: Red re-routed our ship so we crash-landed here.

Biru: Oh. You need help phoning home?

Blue: Yes.

Red: No! I wanna get me some dino meat!

Rawrschach: Roooarrr!!!

Red: No no no, not you Schacy!

Blue: Can you at least tell us what dimension we're in?

Merah: We are in Dimension 7878745642236657486767764889753489268593833.14.

Blue: Jesus. Do you actually say that in conversation?

Biru: No. We say Dimension 43.2. We can get out of this dimension by opening another wormhole.

Blue: And how are we going to do that?

Red: Does it involve dinosaurs?

Merah and Biru: NO.

Red: Aw man!

Merah: Is your ship still functioning?

(Shows ship is completely destroyed.)

Biru: Ouch. You can keep ours if you want.

Blue: Really? Thank you!

Red: Can Rawrschach fit in the ship?

(Shows gigantic spaceship.)

Blue: Yeah.

Red: Then let's roll!

Rawrschach: Rawrr!!

(They all hop in to the spaceship and into the cockpit.)

Red: WOOO! WE'RE SPACEMEN!

Blue: Let's get this bitch outta here!

(They fly through a wormhole, and disappear. Meanwhile, in Dimension 43.2...)

Merah: Those guys were idiots.

Biru: Thankfully we rigged bombs on that spaceship.

Merah and Biru: Hehehehehehehe!

Merah: Oh, we're so evil.

Biru: True 'dat.

(They high-five.)

END.

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