|A Small Step for Sex|
|Season 1, Episode 8|
Derek Makes a Return
- Possibly aliens?
(Red and Blue are in space aboard a sweet spaceship.)
Red: Hey Blue!
Red: Can we find dinosaurs in space?
Blue: No. (That would actually be pretty damn awesome.)
Red: Hey, can we make this bitch go faster?
Blue: Why? Any faster we'll open a dimension rift.
(BTW: They are traveling at 999 mph.)
Red: I. DON'T. GIVE. A. SHIT.
(Red flips a conveniently giant switch.)
Blue: Dude! Why did you flip the ludicrous speed switch?
Red: LUUUUUUDIIIICROUUUUUS SPEEEEEEEED!
(They get sucked into a wormhole.)
(They land on a dinosaur planet.)
Red: Aw yeah! I'mma have me some dinosaur meat!
(A dinosaur is roaming around. Red's mouth starts to water.)
Red: I'm gonna eat every part of that thing!!
Red: With my teeth!
(Red hops on the dinosaur.)
Red: Hey baby. Don't worry, this won't hurt a bit...
(Red chomps into the dinosaur. The dinosaur flails around and shakes Red off, throwing him into a bush.)
Red: What a ride!
Blue: What the hell, you fucktard?! You just made it angry!
Red: Naw, man. Me and him are best buds!
Blue: It's a dinosaur. It doesn't even know your name!
(Red has a blank face.)
Red: HEY DINO!
(The dinosaur turns it's head.)
Red: MY NAMES RED! WHAT'S YOURS?
Red: Sweet! I'll call you Rawrschach!
Blue: Rawrschach? You don't even know if it's a boy or a girl!
(Red looks at the bottom of the dinosaur.)
Red: Ew...Yep. A boy.
Blue: Great. Let's get out of-
(Blue turns around and meets face to face with aliens.)
Alien 1: Ow. You hurt my ear modules.
Alien 2: What is your personal classifier, strange life form?
Blue: You mean my name?
Alien 1: Yes.
Blue: My name's Blue.
Red: And I'm Red! Bitch.
Alien 2: Great. My friends name is Merah.
Alien 1: And I'm Biru. Beetch.
Red: (tears in his eyes) Aw, they learn so fast.
Merah: What brings you to our planet?
Red: I wanna eat some dinos!
Blue: Red re-routed our ship so we crash-landed here.
Biru: Oh. You need help phoning home?
Red: No! I wanna get me some dino meat!
Red: No no no, not you Schacy!
Blue: Can you at least tell us what dimension we're in?
Merah: We are in Dimension 7878745642236657486767764889753489268593833.14.
Blue: Jesus. Do you actually say that in conversation?
Biru: No. We say Dimension 43.2. We can get out of this dimension by opening another wormhole.
Blue: And how are we going to do that?
Red: Does it involve dinosaurs?
Merah and Biru: NO.
Red: Aw man!
Merah: Is your ship still functioning?
(Shows ship is completely destroyed.)
Biru: Ouch. You can keep ours if you want.
Blue: Really? Thank you!
Red: Can Rawrschach fit in the ship?
(Shows gigantic spaceship.)
Red: Then let's roll!
(They all hop in to the spaceship and into the cockpit.)
Red: WOOO! WE'RE SPACEMEN!
Blue: Let's get this bitch outta here!
(They fly through a wormhole, and disappear. Meanwhile, in Dimension 43.2...)
Merah: Those guys were idiots.
Biru: Thankfully we rigged bombs on that spaceship.
Merah and Biru: Hehehehehehehe!
Merah: Oh, we're so evil.
Biru: True 'dat.