|A Yoshi in this World|
"I created you."
|Air date||July 4th, 2014|
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The Blink of Love (Season 13)
This is the story of how I, YoshiRocker13, arrived in the Dick Figures Universe.
(I am busy working on my computer writing DF fan fictions. I yawn and drink some of my water.)
Yoshi: Boy, working on these Dick Figures fan fictions is more tiring than I thought.
(I get up to go downstairs until I realised I spilled some water onto my laptop.)
Yoshi: Oh shit!
(My computer starts to vibrate as I get electrocuted and knocked out. When I woke up I noticed I was not a human, but a stick figure. I was colored red, my hair was completely red and the entire city was black and white. I knew indeed, I was in the Dick Figures universe.)
Yoshi: Oh my god... (I check myself) I'm in the Dick Figures universe! Oh shit! This is weird!
(The first person I noticed walking towards me was none other than my OC, Professor Stick.)
Professor Stick: Now if I were to check that with the life form...
Yoshi: Oh! Professor Stick! Hey!
Professor Stick: Goodness? What are you doing little boy? I am fairly busy right now.
Yoshi: For your information, I am 15 and I am your creator.
Professor Stick: MY creator? But I don't even know you.
Yoshi: You probably wouldn't, because I created you from another dimension.
Professor Stick: Well if you created me, then what do you know about me?
Yoshi: Look, your name is Henry, but friends call you Professor Stick, your a very smart person who makes all these different types of machinery and potions. You have a sister named Fifi and a girlfriend named Twilight, and one time you even got drunk for a failure invention you made.
Professor Stick: (amazed) Oh my god! You ARE indeed my creator!
Yoshi: (I let out a sigh) Yes, it's me.
Professor Stick: Could it be that some sort of invention sent you to this world?
Yoshi: I think it was my computer.
Professor Stick: This is so incredible! I have to tell everybody else who you are! (runs off)
Yoshi: (I start walking away) There goes ONE of my OCs.
(Without looking, I accidentally bumped into Jess.)
Jess: Oh! Excuse me.
Yoshi: (I excuse myself) I'm so sorry for bumping into you Jess.
Jess: Oh that's okay I- (pauses) Wait a minute, how do you know my name?!
Yoshi: Because I created you.
Jess: (confused) WHAT?
Yoshi: It's true, I created you in another world.
Jess: Prove it.
Yoshi: Your name is Jess, I made you look like another girl named Pink. You have a boyfriend named Spark and used to be Bruce's ex-girlfriend.
Jess: (amazed) Oh my god! You created me! It's so awesome!
Yoshi: (I blush) Well, I usually like to make some girls a bit cute.
Jess: Aww! Your also very nice too!
Yoshi: Turns out I made more people than you think.
Jess: Did you make Holly?
Yoshi: (I blush again) Yes, I did.
Jess: OMG! You made a lot of people!
Yoshi: Well, I mostly did it for fun. But I NEVER knew one day I could meet them.
Jess: Well, It's such an honor to meet the boy that created me and you are certainly very wonderful too. (kisses my cheek)
Yoshi: (I blush again) Err, thanks. Well, I'd best be off. I got to go find some place to sleep.
(I continue walking, and then I spot Rapper killing some gang members, I knew Rapper would most likely kill me as a random target, so I did my best to walk past him without being seen.)
Rapper: (sees me) Hey! Who are you?
Yoshi: (I gulp) Shit...
Rapper: Hey, just because I kill random dudes, doesn't mean I kill kids as well, that's Wolf you gotta look out from.
Yoshi: Rapper, you may not believe me but... I'm your creator.
Rapper: So your like my god?
Rapper: So you were the one that made me such a well known killer?
Yoshi: Y- Yes...
Rapper: So I guess you are my creator.
Yoshi: Yes, please don't hurt me Rapper...
Rapper: I won't unless you get outta my sight, I know your my creator, but I can still do things to you.
Yoshi: YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T HURT KIDS!
Rapper: You don't look like one.
Yoshi: (I groan angrily) Fine! I'll leave! (I storm off angrily)
Rapper: Good boy.
(I continue to look around town to try and find a place to sleep. I start to yawn and get to sleep. So I sleep in a street, soon I notice a shadow on me, and I look up and see Rayne.)
Rayne: Excuse me little boy? What are you doing out here?
Yoshi: (blush) I- I'm lost...
Rayne: Oh you poor little child! Should I take you to your parents' house?
Yoshi: Uh, I'm not sure how to tell you this Rayne but...
Rayne: Wait, how did you know my name?
Yoshi: I created you.
Rayne: Oh, that's how you know my name...
Yoshi: So, I came from another world, different than this one, and I'm kinda lost at the moment.
Rayne: Aww! (looks around) Tell you what? How about I let you stay in my cave?
(Rayne picks me up from the ground, and I smile at her.)
Yoshi: That would be very nice of you Rayne.
(Rayne flies into the sunset carrying me, as I knew that today was going to be a very awesome start since my arrival in the Dick Figures universe.)