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Babysit Hotshit
Season 12 - Flaming Babysitter
"GROW UP YOU BRAT!"
Air date May 29, 2014.
Written by YoshiRocker13
Directed by YoshiRocker13
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Summary

Flame is hired by Blue and Pink to watch Blink while they head out for dinner. How will things turn out for the two.

Characters

Transcript

Blue: (on the phone) No wait! Don't hang up!

(The phone Blue was on hangs up.)

Blue: God damn it!

Pink: Blue, what are we going to do? We have to go out for our anniversary dinner!

Blue: I know, I know! Unfortunately none of the girls aren't available!

Pink: Not even Fox?

Blue: Not even Fox.

Pink: Well who are we going to get to watch Blink?!

Blue: Calm down Pink! We'll find somebody.

(It shows Flame walking down the street looking angry.)

Flame: Stupid fucking boss! How am I suppose to make three-hundred dollars?!

Blue: Flame? Are you alright?

Flame: (sighs) Yes Blue, I'm fine.

Blue: What's the problem?

Flame: My work boss wants me to pay three-hundred dollars! HOW THE FUCK DO I DO THAT?!

Blue: (thinks for a moment, then smiles) You said you needed money, right?

Flame: YES!

Blue: Alright dude, I'll pay you the money.

Flame: Oh thank you!

Blue: Ah, ah, ah! On one condition.

Flame: What?!

Blue: You have to babysit my son Blink.

Flame: How the hell do I do that?!

Blue: You mean you've never looked after a child before?

Flame: No.

Blue: Ya know; play with him, maybe get him some food if he gets hungry, AND make sure he's happy.

Flame: (thinks) Okay, I can do it.

Blue: OH! And one more thing! (leans towards his face) Control your anger!

Flame: I will! I will! I promise!

Pink: WHAT?! Blue! We can't have Flame watching Blink! He'll yell at him!

Blue: But Blink can behave right?

Pink: Uhh no... He's been acting very angry lately.

Blue: Why?

Pink: (whispers) Remember we wouldn't let him buy that new game?

Blue: (remembers) Ooohhh.. Alright then... Well just maybe give Flame a chance. He does need money after all.

Pink: (sighs) Okay.

Blue: Alright, let's go. Later Flame.

Flame: Bye! (goes inside) Now where is the little angel?

Blink: HEY! Who are you?!

Flame: I- I'm your babysitter.

Blink: But I don't even know you!

Flame: Your other babysitters weren't available.

Blink: YOU BETTER BE NICE TO ME!

Flame: I will, I will.

Blink: Alright then!

Flame: So what do you want to do?

Blink: (thinks) I wanna play Mario Kart! (goes into the living room and turns the game on)

Flame: So what do you do? (grabs a controller)

Blink: You have to win a race! NOW PICK A CHARACTER!

Flame: Alright, alright. I'll be this guy. (highlights Yoshi)

Blink: (hits Flame's hand) NOO!

Flame: What?

Blink: I'm ALWAYS Yoshi! I'M ALWAYS ALWAYS YOSHI!

Flame: Alright I know! You don't have to repeat it!

Blink: I DON'T CARE! I'M YOSHI! (points) You can be the stupid mushroom!

Flame: I don't want to be Toad! I highlighted Yoshi first, you should learn to share.

Blink: NO NO NO! I'M YOSHI! HE'S MY FAVORITE!

Flame: Oh come on! Why can't I be Yoshi?

Blink: BECAUSE HE'S MINE! (takes Flame's controller) You can be Toad!

Flame: (starts getting angry) HEY! Just learn to share these characters!

Blink: (gets angry and throws the controller at Flame's face) You know what?! I don't want to play Mario Kart anymore!

Flame: (thinks) Come on Flame. Control yourself. (speaks) Then what do you want to play now?

(shows them outside in a soccer field.)

Blink: SOOCCCEERRR!

Flame: So what do I do?

Blink: You have to guard the goal and I try to kick the ball into the goal!

Flame: But wait, don't I have to try and kick the ball away from you and kick it into your goal?

Blink: NO! You stand there!

Flame: (sighs) Fine.

(Blink kicks the ball at Flame's ball and then into the goal.)

Flame: OW!

Blink: I win! I win! You can't beat me! I'm number one at Soccer! You suck!

Flame: (face turns red) Control yourself...

Blink: I'm the best! NOW I'M HUNGRY!

Flame: (grumbles) Then what do you want to eat?

Blink: Take me to Mc Arnolds! I want fries!

Flame: (thinks) I think you need to eat healthy. Your parents said so.

Blink: NO! (stomps his feet on the floor) I WANT TO GO TO MC ARNOLDS! TAKE ME TO MC ARNOLDS! TAKE ME NOW! (stomps on Flame's feet)

Flame: (face turns red) Control yourself! ALRIGHT! We'll go to Mc Arnolds!

Blink: GOOD!

(Cuts to them at Mc Arnolds.)

Flame: What do you want?

Blink: I want a large bag of fries!

Flame: (sighs) Can I get one large bag of fries?

Cashier: Alright, that'll be five dollars.

(Flame hands the Cashier a five dollar note. It then cuts to Flame and Blink at home with Blink's meal.)

Blink: I can't wait to eat! I'm hungry!

Flame: (sighs) Enjoy.

Blink: (gets angry) RIPOFF!

Flame: What?

Blink: (shows the small bag of fries) They gave me a SMALL BAG! Not a LARGE! They cheaped me out!

Flame: Must've been a mistake.

Blink: TAKE ME BACK THERE!

Flame: You've already got the fries! Just enjoy the ones you have!

Blink: (throws the bag at his face) I DON'T CARE!

Flame: (thinks while face is red) Control yourself...

Blink: TAKE ME BACK!

Flame: (thinks) Control it...!

Blink: TAKE! ME! BACK! THERE! RIGHT! NOW! (kicks Flame's leg)

(Flame opens his eyes with his face completely red.)

Flame: (right in Blink's face) AAAAAUUUUUUUUGGHHHHHHHHH!!! THAT IS IT! I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU! YOU ARE A BAD BOY! I GIVE YOU ALL OF THESE THINGS YOU LIKE AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?! YOU HURT ME! YOU YELLED AT ME! AND YOU NEVER FIGURE ANYTHING OUT WELL ENOUGH! I don't care how much this hurts you! YOU ARE A MEAN, BOSSY, GRUMPY BRAT AND I AM NEVER GOING TO BE NICE TO YOU EVER AGAIN! WHY?! BECAUSE YOUR A BRAT AND I DON'T LIKE YOU!!!

Blink: Your.... MEAN! (runs upstairs crying)

Flame: FINE! GO CRY! SEE IF I CARE! (goes outside and slams the door) Auuugh. What am I doing?!

(It shows Flame's brain.)

Calm Side of Brain: You need to control yourself better Flame.

Angry Side of Brain: FORGET IT! That little brat deserved it!

Calm Side of Brain: Maybe Flame, try and apologise to him. Maybe make peace with him. And maybe try to calm him down.

Angry Side of Brain: How about slap his ass?! That's what all people do when their children are fucking brats!

Flame: MAKE UP YOUR MIND!

Calm Side of Brain: Take my advice Flame.

Flame: (sighs) Fine.

(Flame goes inside and walks upstairs to Blink's room, who is crying on his bed.)

Flame: Uhh, hey Blink.

Blink: (crying) GO AWAY!

Flame: (sighs and sits near Blink) Look kid, I know even this is hard for me to say. But the things I said before, was totally unfair of me to say. I just got really angry about your attitude, but besides all of that. I am truly sorry for hurting your feelings, and maybe we can be friends.

Blink: (sniffs) You mean it?

Flame: Totally.

Blink: Well... I'm sorry too. I should have been polite, and I didn't mean to be so grumpy and bossy.

Flame: That's okay Blink. Hey, I hope this may be able to pay back for what I said.

(Flame gives Blink a copy of Mario Kart 8)

Blink: (gasps) I'VE BEEN WANTING THIS GAME FOREVER! Thank you! (hugs Flame)

Flame: Your welcome kid...

Blink: Can we play can we play can we play?!

Flame: Sure thing.

(They start the game up.)

Blink: Choose your character!

Flame: Uhh... am I allowed to be-

Blink: Yes! You can be Yoshi!

Flame: Oh wow! Thanks! (picks Yoshi)

(After a race.)

Blink: (squeals) This game was so fun!

Flame: Yeah, I had fun.

(Blue and Pink come home.)

Blue: We're back!

Pink: How did you two go? (glares at Flame)

Flame: It was amazing.

(Blink smiles at Flame)

Pink: Wow, I guess we could trust Flame after all.

Flame: Alright Blue, where's the money?

Blue: (nervously laughs) Uhh, I don't have enough. I spent most of it for our dinner.

Flame: WHAT?!

Blue: Sorry bro.

Flame: (Punches Blue through a wall) MOTHER FU-

(END)

Trivia

  • This is the first time Blink is an antagonist.
  • Shows Flame may not get along with kids.

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