"GROW UP YOU BRAT!"
|Air date||May 29, 2014.|
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Flame is hired by Blue and Pink to watch Blink while they head out for dinner. How will things turn out for the two.
Blue: (on the phone) No wait! Don't hang up!
(The phone Blue was on hangs up.)
Blue: God damn it!
Pink: Blue, what are we going to do? We have to go out for our anniversary dinner!
Blue: I know, I know! Unfortunately none of the girls aren't available!
Pink: Not even Fox?
Blue: Not even Fox.
Pink: Well who are we going to get to watch Blink?!
Blue: Calm down Pink! We'll find somebody.
(It shows Flame walking down the street looking angry.)
Flame: Stupid fucking boss! How am I suppose to make three-hundred dollars?!
Blue: Flame? Are you alright?
Flame: (sighs) Yes Blue, I'm fine.
Blue: What's the problem?
Flame: My work boss wants me to pay three-hundred dollars! HOW THE FUCK DO I DO THAT?!
Blue: (thinks for a moment, then smiles) You said you needed money, right?
Blue: Alright dude, I'll pay you the money.
Flame: Oh thank you!
Blue: Ah, ah, ah! On one condition.
Blue: You have to babysit my son Blink.
Flame: How the hell do I do that?!
Blue: You mean you've never looked after a child before?
Blue: Ya know; play with him, maybe get him some food if he gets hungry, AND make sure he's happy.
Flame: (thinks) Okay, I can do it.
Blue: OH! And one more thing! (leans towards his face) Control your anger!
Flame: I will! I will! I promise!
Pink: WHAT?! Blue! We can't have Flame watching Blink! He'll yell at him!
Blue: But Blink can behave right?
Pink: Uhh no... He's been acting very angry lately.
Pink: (whispers) Remember we wouldn't let him buy that new game?
Blue: (remembers) Ooohhh.. Alright then... Well just maybe give Flame a chance. He does need money after all.
Pink: (sighs) Okay.
Blue: Alright, let's go. Later Flame.
Flame: Bye! (goes inside) Now where is the little angel?
Blink: HEY! Who are you?!
Flame: I- I'm your babysitter.
Blink: But I don't even know you!
Flame: Your other babysitters weren't available.
Blink: YOU BETTER BE NICE TO ME!
Flame: I will, I will.
Blink: Alright then!
Flame: So what do you want to do?
Blink: (thinks) I wanna play Mario Kart! (goes into the living room and turns the game on)
Flame: So what do you do? (grabs a controller)
Blink: You have to win a race! NOW PICK A CHARACTER!
Flame: Alright, alright. I'll be this guy. (highlights Yoshi)
Blink: (hits Flame's hand) NOO!
Blink: I'm ALWAYS Yoshi! I'M ALWAYS ALWAYS YOSHI!
Flame: Alright I know! You don't have to repeat it!
Blink: I DON'T CARE! I'M YOSHI! (points) You can be the stupid mushroom!
Flame: I don't want to be Toad! I highlighted Yoshi first, you should learn to share.
Blink: NO NO NO! I'M YOSHI! HE'S MY FAVORITE!
Flame: Oh come on! Why can't I be Yoshi?
Blink: BECAUSE HE'S MINE! (takes Flame's controller) You can be Toad!
Flame: (starts getting angry) HEY! Just learn to share these characters!
Blink: (gets angry and throws the controller at Flame's face) You know what?! I don't want to play Mario Kart anymore!
Flame: (thinks) Come on Flame. Control yourself. (speaks) Then what do you want to play now?
(shows them outside in a soccer field.)
Flame: So what do I do?
Blink: You have to guard the goal and I try to kick the ball into the goal!
Flame: But wait, don't I have to try and kick the ball away from you and kick it into your goal?
Blink: NO! You stand there!
Flame: (sighs) Fine.
(Blink kicks the ball at Flame's ball and then into the goal.)
Blink: I win! I win! You can't beat me! I'm number one at Soccer! You suck!
Flame: (face turns red) Control yourself...
Blink: I'm the best! NOW I'M HUNGRY!
Flame: (grumbles) Then what do you want to eat?
Blink: Take me to Mc Arnolds! I want fries!
Flame: (thinks) I think you need to eat healthy. Your parents said so.
Blink: NO! (stomps his feet on the floor) I WANT TO GO TO MC ARNOLDS! TAKE ME TO MC ARNOLDS! TAKE ME NOW! (stomps on Flame's feet)
Flame: (face turns red) Control yourself! ALRIGHT! We'll go to Mc Arnolds!
(Cuts to them at Mc Arnolds.)
Flame: What do you want?
Blink: I want a large bag of fries!
Flame: (sighs) Can I get one large bag of fries?
Cashier: Alright, that'll be five dollars.
(Flame hands the Cashier a five dollar note. It then cuts to Flame and Blink at home with Blink's meal.)
Blink: I can't wait to eat! I'm hungry!
Flame: (sighs) Enjoy.
Blink: (gets angry) RIPOFF!
Blink: (shows the small bag of fries) They gave me a SMALL BAG! Not a LARGE! They cheaped me out!
Flame: Must've been a mistake.
Blink: TAKE ME BACK THERE!
Flame: You've already got the fries! Just enjoy the ones you have!
Blink: (throws the bag at his face) I DON'T CARE!
Flame: (thinks while face is red) Control yourself...
Blink: TAKE ME BACK!
Flame: (thinks) Control it...!
Blink: TAKE! ME! BACK! THERE! RIGHT! NOW! (kicks Flame's leg)
(Flame opens his eyes with his face completely red.)
Flame: (right in Blink's face) AAAAAUUUUUUUUGGHHHHHHHHH!!! THAT IS IT! I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU! YOU ARE A BAD BOY! I GIVE YOU ALL OF THESE THINGS YOU LIKE AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?! YOU HURT ME! YOU YELLED AT ME! AND YOU NEVER FIGURE ANYTHING OUT WELL ENOUGH! I don't care how much this hurts you! YOU ARE A MEAN, BOSSY, GRUMPY BRAT AND I AM NEVER GOING TO BE NICE TO YOU EVER AGAIN! WHY?! BECAUSE YOUR A BRAT AND I DON'T LIKE YOU!!!
Blink: Your.... MEAN! (runs upstairs crying)
Flame: FINE! GO CRY! SEE IF I CARE! (goes outside and slams the door) Auuugh. What am I doing?!
(It shows Flame's brain.)
Calm Side of Brain: You need to control yourself better Flame.
Angry Side of Brain: FORGET IT! That little brat deserved it!
Calm Side of Brain: Maybe Flame, try and apologise to him. Maybe make peace with him. And maybe try to calm him down.
Angry Side of Brain: How about slap his ass?! That's what all people do when their children are fucking brats!
Flame: MAKE UP YOUR MIND!
Calm Side of Brain: Take my advice Flame.
Flame: (sighs) Fine.
(Flame goes inside and walks upstairs to Blink's room, who is crying on his bed.)
Flame: Uhh, hey Blink.
Blink: (crying) GO AWAY!
Flame: (sighs and sits near Blink) Look kid, I know even this is hard for me to say. But the things I said before, was totally unfair of me to say. I just got really angry about your attitude, but besides all of that. I am truly sorry for hurting your feelings, and maybe we can be friends.
Blink: (sniffs) You mean it?
Blink: Well... I'm sorry too. I should have been polite, and I didn't mean to be so grumpy and bossy.
Flame: That's okay Blink. Hey, I hope this may be able to pay back for what I said.
(Flame gives Blink a copy of Mario Kart 8)
Blink: (gasps) I'VE BEEN WANTING THIS GAME FOREVER! Thank you! (hugs Flame)
Flame: Your welcome kid...
Blink: Can we play can we play can we play?!
Flame: Sure thing.
(They start the game up.)
Blink: Choose your character!
Flame: Uhh... am I allowed to be-
Blink: Yes! You can be Yoshi!
Flame: Oh wow! Thanks! (picks Yoshi)
(After a race.)
Blink: (squeals) This game was so fun!
Flame: Yeah, I had fun.
(Blue and Pink come home.)
Blue: We're back!
Pink: How did you two go? (glares at Flame)
Flame: It was amazing.
(Blink smiles at Flame)
Pink: Wow, I guess we could trust Flame after all.
Flame: Alright Blue, where's the money?
Blue: (nervously laughs) Uhh, I don't have enough. I spent most of it for our dinner.
Blue: Sorry bro.
Flame: (Punches Blue through a wall) MOTHER FU-
- This is the first time Blink is an antagonist.
- Shows Flame may not get along with kids.