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Bad Game
Bad Game 1
Air date May 2013
Written by YoshiRocker13
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Season 3

The Outtakes

 After Red & Blue spend all their money on the worst Flame War game ever they decide to go back in time and fix it.

Characters

  • Red
  • Blue
  • Past Red
  • Past Blue
  • Store Manager

Transcript

(Shows Red and Blue walking to a video game store. They enter with a game in their hands)

Blue: We'd like this game please.

Store Manager: Are you SURE you want this game?

Red: Of course we do! Flame War 6 is awesome! So quit askin'!

Store Manager: That'll be 100 dollars.

Red: (hands money) Sick!

Store Manager: Have a nice day.

(time lapse, Red and Blue insert the game into the Xcube5000)

Red: (excited) It's STARTING!

Blue: (excited) This is gonna be sweet!

10 MINUTES LATER

(Red & Blue have shocked faces)

Red: (angry) DID YOU SEE THAT SHIT!?

Blue: (angry) The writers must have fucked this game good!

Red: They changed EVERYTHING we loved!

Blue: They changed it to a PLATFORMER!?

Red: LAME!!!

Blue: Come on, let's go get our money back.

(time lapse)

Store Manager: I'm sorry gentlemen but I can't give you a refund because the game is already opened and you have no reciept.

Blue: (to Red) What did you do wtih the reciept?

Red: I thought it was toilet paper.

Blue: SERIOUSLY!?

Red: Sorry bro!

(time lapse, Red & Blue walk out of the store)

Blue: FUCK! We should have bought Flame War 5 instead!

Red: What if we go back in time and fix it?

Blue: Do you still have that time machine from before?

Red: (pulls time machine out) Yeah! Who would get rid of a time machine!?

Blue: If we use it, we can convince our past selves to buy Flame War 5 instead! Then when we return to the present, Flame War 5 will be with us instead! (to time machine) Take us back 20 minutes ago!

(suddenly Red & Blue dissapear and then reapear in the same spot)

Red: (confused) This thing's fucked!

Blue: No look! (sees past Red & Blue) There we are!

Past Blue: We'd like this game please.

Past Store Manager: Are you SURE you want this game?

Past Red: Of course we do! Flame War 6 is awesome! So quit askin'!

Red: SO COOL!

Blue: Shhh! We don't want our past selves to see us!

(Red & Blue go back to the present)

Red: AWESOME!

Blue: Alright so it works, now we gotta go back and convince us to buy Flame War 5

Red: Can't we just BUY Flame War 5?

Blue: Dude we spent all our cash on it.

Red: Oh.

Blue: (to time machine) Take us back 21 minutes ago!

(Red & Blue go back 21 minutes ago)

Red: Now what?

Blue: We gotta disguise ourselves!

(Past Red & Past Blue suddenly see two mustached guys who are both Red & Blue. Red has no hat on)

Past Red: Who are you guys?

Blue: We are two creators of Flame War 6 and we have to say: DON'T BUY THE GAME!

Past Blue: Why?

Red: Cuz it sucks! It's actually a platformer not a shooting game!

Past Red: I don't believe you!

Past Blue: Your not the two creators. We already know the two creators! Come on Red. (they enter the store and Red & Blue enter the present again)

Blue: Well that didn't work!

Red: We should just go back in time as OURSELVES! It doesn't matter if they see us!

Blue: (sigh) Alright. (to time machine) Take us back 21 minutes ago!

(Red & Blue go back 21 minutes ago and they run into their past selves and they grab them)

Past Blue: HEY!

(All four return to the present)

Past Red: What the fuck!?

Red: Sup bitches?

Past Blue: Are you us?

Blue: Yeah. We're from the future. But not the far future just later at this day.

Past Blue: Why are you here?

Blue: We came to warn you. Don't buy Flame War 6!

Past Red: Why?

Blue: Because it's a platformer not a shooter!

Past Blue: (glares) How can we trust you?

Red: CUZ WE'RE FROM THE FUTURE!!!

Past Blue: Gimme that! (grabs time machine)

Blue: NO!

Past Red: Take us back 21 minutes ago! (Past Red & Past Blue go back 21 minutes ago)

Red: Fuck.

Blue: Well that's it then!

Red: No it's not! (pulls out another time machine)

Blue: (amazed) What? How?

Red: What you think I would only buy 1 time machine!? I bought a backup time machine!

Blue: (amazed) Red your a genius! Alright we gotta stop our past selves! (to time machine) Take us back 21 minutes ago!

(Red & Blue go back 21 minutes ago. A chase montage begins. the past selves dissapear and Red & Blue follow them through other moments from the past including scenes from past episodes which are Trouble Date, Zombies and Shotguns, Adventures of Batman & Bloser, First Day of Cool, A Bee or Something, Gun hoe, Island Fever and Bath Rhymes. Soon the four end up back in the present)

Blue: Guys stop! We're telling the truth!

Past Red: No your not!

Red: Even I'm telling the truth!

Blue: PLEASE! BELIEVE US!

Past Blue: (sigh) Fine! (to time machine) Take us back 21 minutes ago! (the past selves go back 21 minutes ago)

Red: It worked! (Red & Blue high five)

Blue: It should be with us now! (pulls out Flame War 5) IT WORKED!

Red: Let's Play!

15 MINUTES LATER

(Red & Blue have shocked faces)

Red: (angry) DID YOU SEE THAT SHIT!?

Blue: (angry) That was even worse!

Red: Wanna go back and fix it?

Blue: Yes.

-End-

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