"This ship will be MINE!"
|Written by||YoshiRocker13, CookieEyes.|
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Red For a Day
Very Angry Day
Red and Rapper help a Gangster steal a very large battleship. While Blue and his friends must try to stop them.
- Lord Tourettes
- Rei (cameo)
- Drunk Hobo
- Katorou (mentioned)
Red: Sooo, how we gonna do this?
Gangster: Don't worry son, just leave the plan to me.
Red: You're my father?
Gangster: What? No! It's a-! Aah never mind.
Rapper: I cannot wait to kill all people on board.
Blue: What are you guys doing?
Red: (whacks Blue with a baseball bat) Nothing!
Rapper: Maybe he'll be knocked out and won't wake up.
Red: Sweet, should we go hijack that big sweet plane?
Blue: Wait what!?
Rapper: Shit! He heard us! (knocks Blue out with a food plate)
Gangster: Who the fuck was that d-bag?
Red: Lamo Friendo. Let's go! (flies away)
Rapper: (jumps in tank and drives away)
Blue: God fucking damn it. If Red and Rapper get arrested then I have to pay for it!
(cuts to Red, Rapper and Gangster)
Red: So why we doing this?
Gangster: Oh come on you dudes obviosuly know I wanna take this bitch for a ride.
Rapper: So what is it?
Gangster: I've had my eyes on this bitch. It has had heaps of tough robots and robotic chicks to harass me. I've been trying to catch this plane for years. Now I need you two help.
Red: As long as I get to rub my face in those tits.
Rapper: And hope the Robots have blood splatter all over my body.
Gangster: Uh yeah I guess so.
Red; They have human skin dude! So what?
Rapper: So which plane are we stealing?
Gangster: (close up on his face) A giant Battleship filled with giant robots, robotic girls and cool weapons.
Red: Wait, which plane are we stealing again?
(back to Blue)
Blue: Alright guys, so listen up, Red and Rapper have gone to steal some plane.
Trollz0r: (Y U No Face) Y They No Invite me!? (cries while having Forever Alone face)
Lord Tourettes: So what? It's just a SHITTY plane.
Blue: Actually It's a Battleship L.T. Those assholes could use it to destroy pretty much everything.
Lord Tourettes: Fuck.
Trollz0r: And he didn't even spaz.
Blue: LOOK. I am NOT paying for both of those retards to get out of jail again! I'm almost broke! So I suggest we stop them from causing anymore crime.
Lord Tourettes: You FUCKING said it!
Trollz0r: (Challenge Accepted face) Very well, we shall stop them.
(shows Red, Rapper and the Gangster approaching the loading bay)
Red: What kind of assholes load boxes on a Battleship!?
Gangster: Well obviously they hold lots of weapons for warriors on board.
Rapper: So what? We sneak in a box?
Gangster: I like your thinking.
(they quickly hop in a box)
Box Loader #1: Oh Jesus christ! This box is heavier!
Box Loader #2: Less talking, more loading.
(the Box Loader throws the box on board. The ship then takes off)
Rapper: (gets out of box with a sword) Alright when do we smash em'?
Gangster: Fairly soon my friend,
Red: Good because I wanna find those robotic chicks and fuck em'.
Rapper: That goes for me too.
Red: Do that and Rei will kill you.
Rapper: Oh come on It's not like she can see me from up here.
(shows Rei looking up at Rapper with her telescope)
Rei: (Japanese) (whispers angrily) You've got that wrong.
(back to Blue, now piloting a plane)
Trollz0r: Are we there yet?
Blue: (angrily) We get there when we get there!
Lord Tourettes: (looks out window) Oh, what a pretty sight of SHIT!
Trollz0r: How we gonna find them?
Blue: (looks up) It's obviously obvious that their up there.
Radio: This just in! The big battleship you may see in the sky has been under attack by three hijackers, there is a grey dude with glasses, a bald orange man and a red dude in a red cap.
Red: (on radio) Hi Stacy!
Radio: Oh god! Your in the control roo- (radio goes off)
Blue: (face palms) Fuck.
(back at the battleship, the captain is thrown out the window and lands near the others)
Captain: YOU CRAZY ASSHOLE! YOU GRABBED ME AND THREW ME OUT THE WINDOW! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!
Red: Eesh we were only here to steal this ship.
Rapper: You idiot! You weren't suppose to tell him that!
Red: So what?
Gangster: (face palms) Idiot.
Captain: (gasps) YOU! (points to Gangster) Was this YOUR plan!?
Rapper: You know this clown?
Gangster: Well duh! Of course I do! I've been trying to steal this for years!
Captain: Well you won't be doing it again!
Red: But what about the chicks and robots!?
Captain: AND YOU TWO! YOU can leave as well!
Red: No way! (pulls out sword) YOU leave! (chases the captain)
Captain: Oh shit! Don't hurt me!
(Red is suddenly pulled into a plane)
Blue: Got him!
Trollz0r: (Forever Alone face) Why didn't you invite me for this boss battle man!?
Red: Because your a dick.
Red: Oh sup Bloser.
Blue: YOU AND RAPPER ARE IN SERIOUS TROUBLE!
Rapper: Oh great, (shoots captain) At least I killed SOMEONE today.
Gangster: Excellent work mate, now I can final-
Chad Cop: (behind Gangster arrests him) Finally go back to jail once again. Your under arrest for trying to steal a battleship!
Chad Cop: And so are you other two!
Blue: Uh don't worry sir. I got them. (remembers) I'm a cop.
Chad Cop: Oh okay. (walks away with Gangster)
Red: Nice. (winks at Blue)
Blue: (smiles) All in my memory dude.
Red: Wait! (jumps out window)
Blue: Wha-!? RED!
(Red hops in front of two robotic girls)
Red: I wanna take their clothes off.
Girl #1: Terminate.
Red: You'll be terminated. Terminated hardly. (takes their clothes off)
Girl #2: Affirmitave.
Blue: (face palms)
Rapper: And kill robots too. (jumps through the window)
Trollz0r: Wait for me! (jumps out window too)
(Rapper begins shooting and destroying robots in his cyborg suit as party music began.)
Rapper: (stops dancing and answers phone) Hello?
Rei: (angry) Sup.
Rapper: Oh hey Rei what's u- (realises) Oh. (bored tone) You saw me before didn't you?
Rei: (shaking in rage) Let's just say I borrowed Katorou's telescope for a bit.
Rapper: (face palms) Fuck.
Blue: You know what L.T.? Forget them. (flies away)
Gangster: (behind bars) This isn't the end of me! One day I will get that Battleship!
Drunk Hobo: Hey man, got any bo- boobies?
(Gangster shivers in fear)