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Because I Got Drunk
Because I Got Drunk
We're Drunk
Air date 01-28-14
Written by Alpha-Lonewolf
Directed by Alpha-Lonewolf
Location Drunken Bear tavern
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Summary

Red and Wolf sing how drunk they are. based off the song "Because I Got High" by Afroman

Transcript

(Red's Part)

I was gonna go see Stacy, but then I got drunk

I was gonna pay Blue back, but used it to get drunk

I know why everyone thinks I'm a punk

Because I was drunk (3x)

(Wolf's Part)

I wasn't gonna kill today, but then I got drunk

I used a tank to crush people, after I got drunk

if you want to live don't come near when I'm in a funk

Because I got drunk (3x)

(Red's Part)

I crashed into a busy playground, because I got drunk

I got jail for fifty years, because I got drunk

I know why I smell like ass mixed with a skunk

Because I got drunk (3x)

(Wolf's Part)

I slept naked with my guns, because I got drunk

I was drinking someone's blood and not milk, because I got drunk

I had heads overflow in my storage trunk

Because I got drunk (3x)

(Red's Part)

I got some girls pregnant after I got drunk

I thought some of them were hot when I got drunk

I took them on a boat, but then it got sunk

Because I got drunk (3x)

(Wolf's Part)

I woke up in a pool of blood, because I got drunk

I think robbed a store of beer, because I got drunk

I blamed it all on a guy who was a monk

Because I got drunk (3x)

(Red's Part)

I drew a penis on Blue's face, because I got drunk

I took a shit on Broseph's face, because I got drunk

Why am I partying in a pile of junk?

Because I got drunk (3x)

(Wolf's Part)

I shot down Bruce and his gang, because I was drunk

I beat up the sorority girls, because I was drunk

My common sense was really high but then it slunk?

Because I was drunk (3x)

(Red and Wolf's part)

We have puke everywhere, because we're drunk

We just ruined our kidneys, because we're drunk

So shut the fuck up all you punks

We both are drunks (3x) (Wolf and Red puke and pass out)

END

COMMENT YOUR POLL VOTE

  • 1/5 Unicorn Barf!
  • 2/5 It was like Meh.
  • 3/5 I guess it was... pretty good.
  • 4/5 This is like crazy right?
  • 5/5 CUZ I'M AWESOME

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