|Season 1, Episode 2|
(We begin this adventure with Red eating a sandwich.)
Red: Mmmmm... that sandwich was good.
Blue: (opens cabinet) Dude! Did you eat the rest of the mayo?
Red: You know I love that stuff!
Blue: Pink is hosting a hot mayonnaise party, and I don't want to look like a party pooper.
Red: Pooper pooper, pooper scooper!
Blue: It's not like you know about mayonnaise orgies.
Red: (horny) Did you say orgy?
Blue: Yeah. I'm gonna go have freaky sex with Pink.
Red: SAY. NO. MORE.
(Cut to the LEZ building, where Pink is.)
Pink: Where is Blue? He better get here while I'm still hard...
Lesbian: He'll get here. Can I pleasure you until he gets here?
(They proceed to make out. Just as that happens...)
Red: BOOM! (He breaks the door.)
Pink: Red?! What the f-(Red grabs her and picks her up.)
(Red leaves, goes to the apartment and busts open the door.)
Red: Hey Blue! I got somethin' for ya!
Blue: What are you talking abo-OH MY GOD!
Pink: Hey Blue.
Red: Well? Are you guys gonna sex it up?
Blue and Pink: Sex it up?
Blue and Pink: Ooooooooooh. Yes.
Red: While you guys do that, I'mma have a big snack.
Blue (making out with Pink): Mmph...Okay, whatever.
Pink: Let's take a look at that cock...
(Pink zips down Blue's pants.)
Pink: Wait... You don't have a penis?
Blue: Yeah. It's my dirty secret.
Red: Now that's what I call a dick move!