|Blue's Guide to Virginity|
|Season 1, Episode 4|
Small Penis Advantages
(The adventure begins with Blue sitting in a big chair.)
Blue: Hello, everybody. I'm gonna teach you how to survive being a virgin.
B: So the first thing you have to do is to come to a realization that you will never get a girlfriend.
B: Coping with this fact can be hard, but you'll get over it quick.
B: Next delete all the pictures of your crush off your phone. They will just torment you for the rest of your life.
B: Okay now that you have the main stuff down, let's start my lecture.
(We now join Blue and Red in their apartment.)
Red: Dude, how many nails do we have?
Red: Cause I'm gonna be nailin' Stacy in a few minutes!
Blue: Man, not funny.
Red: Fuck yooou!
(Red goes out the door and slams it behind him.)
Blue: God dammit.
Red(behind door): Uh, Blue?
Red(behind door): I forgot my condoms!
Blue: Why do you need condoms?
Red(behind door): Stacy doesn't want to get pregnant yet!
Blue: Get them yourself!
Red(behind door): The door is locked from the inside!
Blue(on chair): Grabbing condoms for a friend can be a traumatizing experience if you haven't had sex yet.
(Blue grabs the condoms and examines them.)
Blue: Trojan XXL?
(Blue takes the condoms and slips them under the door.)
Blue: (crying) I'm so lonely!
Blue(narrator): Hey you pussy! Stop whining!
Blue: *sniffle* You're right. I will have sex with Pink!
Blue(narrator): That's the spirit! Now go stick your dick into her slit!
(Blue leaves the apartment to go have sex with Pink.)
Blue: Now where is she?
Red: Hey bitch! I just got laid for like the 70th time!
Blue: Great. I'm gonna have sex for the 2nd time.
Red: Man, you're such a loner.
Blue: I know. I'm so ashamed.
Red: Well, I'm go take a shit!
(Red opens the door.)
Blue: Alright. Wait you were able to open the door the entire ti-