|Written by||AndrewBrauer, Mdkid663, & Naiahn|
|Location||Cruise Ship & Deserted Island|
|Other episodes by the author|
Crack Whore's Little Fun
Eleven and Emma take a booze cruise to places unknown, along for the ride they see some new faces.
(Eleven was killing and shooting Gang Members with machine guns)
(Emma grabs Eleven's arm and takes him onto a cruise ship)
Emma: You wanna go on a booze cruise?
Eleven: ..... (shrugs)
(They end up on the bar on the boat and Emma orders tequila shots)
Emma: Let's drink!
(Eleven shrugs and drinks one glass of tequila)
Emma; (Burps) That's fun! (Notices Z.E.N and Katie) Wonder what those two are up to?
Z.E.N: Ok, Keep the beer bottle steady! (Puts it on katies head)
Katie: This isnt a good idea.
Emma: (Takes two shots of Tequila) That looks fun!
Z.E.N: Shut up pussy! (Holds a shot gun and shoots the bottle, Katie is stunned)
Emma: (To Eleven) Try it on me! (Puts a shot glass on her head)
(Eleven spews out a revolver and shoots the glass on Emma's head)
Katie: (Looks over at Emma and Eleven) What are you guys doing here?
Emma: Getting drunk! Where is this cruise going?
Z.E.N: It's heading toward a deadly island with lots of villains and killer cyborgs!
Emma: (Shocked) Oh shit.
Z.E.N: I may have rerouted the ship.
Katie: YOU RETARD!
Emma: Can we route it to somewhere like Hawaii?
Eleven: ..!!.!!.!!! (Heads over to the captain)
Z.E.N: Oh I shot the captain and there is no rerouting it... I locked the destination.
Katie: (Face palms) Oh my god!
Emma: Know anyone who can ride a cruise ship?
Eleven: ...… (Walks away)
Jazz: (Hops onto Z.E.N's leg) Hi ya cocks!
Z.E.N: OH NO!
Emma: Hey! Who's the little girl?
Z.E.N: My adopted acquaintance.
Jazz: Lets all fuck! Group fuck!
Emma: I'm hoping we can go somewhere beautiful.
Jazz: Oh! I can take us!
Z.E.N: Well she is a hacker...…
Jazz: (Hops into the captains chamber and starts to reroute the ship)
Emma: Seriously, a little girl like that?
Z.E.N: When she has a acquaintance like me, she has to know these things.
Captains Computer: Reroute complete. destination: hawaii.
Jazz: Weeeeee! I hope we see pusses!!
Emma: Yes! Let's celebrate! (Pops open a bottle of champagne)
Emma: (Looks for Eleven) Where are you?
(Eleven walks over to a girl)
Jazz: Hi ya cock! (Waves at eleven) You wanna fuck?
Emma: There you are? (Pulls Eleven away from the girl) We're all good now!
Jazz: (Gives sad puppy eyes) I don't get a fuck? (Eyes well up with tears)
Katie: Uh oh.
Z.E.N: Uhhhhh they love fucks! Give them lots!
Jazz: (Smiles) YAY! (hugs Eleven then hugs Emma)
Emma: Why don't we end this booze cruise with a happy ending? (Goes into Eleven's legs and feels his dick)
Jazz: Whats she doing?
Katie: (Covers Jazz's eyes) Uhmmm…
Emma: (To Jazz) It's called sex you little whore!
Jazz: What's sex?
Emma: That's if you think taking a shit on someone's face is sexy.
Katie: Her mind is already messed up!
Jazz: (Points at Emma) I think that cock is very slutty! (giggles)
(Z.E.N laughs and Eleven face palms)
Emma: Are you talking about my cock or his? (Points to Eleven)
Jazz: You all are cocks! (smiles innocently)
Emma: Anyways. (Bends down and proceeds to suck Eleven's large dick)
Z.E.N: Oh my god too much affection! (Covers her eyes and goes out on the deck)
Katie: (Picks up Jazz) In public?
Emma: Yes, now go away your ruining the magic!
Eleven: .... (enjoys)
(Katie takes jazz outside)
Jazz: i want the sex! (Pouts) I bet its yummy!
Katie: Z.E.N has ruined you.
(Suddenly a leak is shown under the boat and it gets larger with more water hitting under the ship)
(While sucking Eleven's dick, Emma is thrown by the ship onto a wall with Eleven)
Emma: That was exciting!
Z.E.N: HEY LOVE BIRDS GET OUT OF HERE! THE SHIP IS SINKING!~ FINALLY I'm sad I didn't do it though.
(Katie face palms)
Emma: (To Eleven) We better go, this is the climax of everything. (Runs to the ships deck with everyone else)
(Eleven follows Emma)
Katie: (Leans over the deck looking at the hole in the ship) WHOA! Are you sure you didn't do that Z.E.N?!
Z.E.N: Ok i might have left some C-4 down there…
Katie: YOU, BITCH!
Emma: Maybe there's emergency boats to get us out of here. (sees that all the emergency boats are gone) Shit!
(Eleven is still fapping until he/she shoots out a load of cum at Emma)
Z.E.N: WHAT THE FUCK?!
Emma: So now you let off!
(The ship continues to sink and shoot upward Titanic style, as Eleven goes underwater and lifts up the entire cruise)
Emma: (While holding onto a pole) What are you doing!?
Z.E.N: HE'S SAVING THE SHIP EINSTEIN!
(Eleven lands the cruise on a nearby island)
Emma: So what now? (Notices the island) Wow! We're in paradise!
(Eleven tries to walk away from Emma before she notices him/her)
Emma: (Notices Eleven walking away) Hey! Where are you going!?
Z.E.N: Oh god, There might be nothing to kill!!! (Falls to her knees) WE ARE IN HELL!!
Jazz: (plays in the sand)
Katie: How are we saposed to get home?!
Emma: Don't know, my fuck buddy just left.
(Eleven points to a boat heading to America)
Z.E.N: Wow, that was ironically convenient.
Emma: Well there we go, there's a boat over there.
Katie: Seriously (Waves at the boat) HEY! OVER HERE!
Emma: I think they're coming.
(Eleven throws Katie, Emma and Jazz to the boat and is about to throw Z.E.N)
Z.E.N: You fucking touch me, and I'll murder you in your sleep! I'll get there myself!
Mdkid663: Yeah well I posted a pic of you kissing Ryle on deviantart!
Z.E.N: AND I HATE YOUR FUCKING GUTS FOR IT!
Emma: (To Z.E.N) Want me to help you up?
Z.E.N: Nuh uh, No touchy (Gets out a grappling hook, hooks onto the boat and climbs up) See? I'm fine.
(The rope to the grappling hook suddenly breaks)
Emma: What the fuck? How much have you used that grappling hook?
Z.E.N: (Holds onto the boats edge and jumps her way up to the deck) Lot's, To get out of people helping and touching me.
Emma; That was close, (To Eleven down below) Now your turn!
(Eleven swims underwater and climbs to the deck of the boat)
Emma: Alright, let's head on home!
(The boat heads back to america)
Katie: Woo! Home sweet home!
Emma: We should do that again sometime.
Z.E.N: No, I didn't get to kill anything!
Emma: (To Eleven) What about you?
(Katie cautiously covers her ass as Z.E.N laughs and Eleven points to a crowd of people for him/her and Z.E.N to kill)
Emma: Go ahead and do your killings.
Z.E.N: YES!! (Runs and starts to mutilate the crowd of people)
katie: Eww gross!
(Eleven starts to mutilate the crowd also)
Emma: Now that's a decent happy ending!
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