|Brain Over Brainless|
I made an impression on someone!
|Written by||Alpha-LoneWolf and YoshiRocker13|
|Other episodes by the author|
The Feral Awakening
The Night of Ultra Violet
Rapper has the most unfortunate day when he meets the worst fate in the world... Fifi.
(an explosion is seen in a street, shows Bruce lying unconscious)
Rapper: Better not to mess with bombs Bruce, they're my advantage.
Fifi: (pops up behind Rapper) what are you doing fruity man?
Rapper: Uhh, putting your taco to sleep?
Rapper: Because he's tired?
Rapper: Because he is okay!? I'm sure YOU sleep too!
Rapper: BECAUSE HE'S TIRED AND HAVING A NAP!!!
Fifi: (stares at Rapper for a moment and then presses in between his eyes) honk, honk. Tee hee hee.
Rapper: GAAAAAH!!! Why don't you go find your brother!?
Fifi: I have a brother?
Rapper: PROFESSOR STICK!!! REMEMBER!?!
Fifi: Hmm, can you rephrase that in the form of a cookie?
Rapper: GAAAH!!! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE YOU NO-BRAIN FUCK-TARDED SHIT FUCKING ASS-SLUT!!!
Fifi: Who are you?
Rapper: (shoots Fifi in the head and storms off, also throwing Bruce on her) That'll give me the chance to get
away from her.
Bruce: (groans and finds himself in Fifi's boobs) Holy shit, this is heaven.
(Rapper turns around to leave but sees Fifi standing in his way smiling at him)
Rapper: Oh right, you always come back to life. Why don't you go hang out with your Taco?
Fifi: I have a taco? I don't remember going to eat Mexican food.
Rapper: (face palms) YOUR ACTING MORE STUPIDER!!!
Fifi: Yay! I learned a new word!
Rapper: JUST LEAVE ME ALONE AND NEVER COME BACK!!! (slaps Fifi across the face and storms off)
Fifi: (jumps on Rappers back) When a bear like a bear give a slap! (slaps Rapper back) You must really like me!
Rapper: WHY DON'T YOU GO HANG OUT WITH 'WOLFY'!?
Fifi: Isn't his name Wolf?
Fifi: Then why did you call him Wolfy? I think there is something wrong with your brain. (taps Rapper's head)
Rapper: (steam comes out of his ears) WILL YOU JUST KILL YOURSELF!?!!
Fifi: How do I do that?
Rapper: SHUT UP! I can not believe you HAD to meet me and then annoy the shit out of me! ALL you do is eat cookies, say ridiculous crap and just annoy the hell out of me! And your brother is fucking retarded for giving you that potion to make you a fucking retard! You are a pathetic existence to life and I HOPE YOU CHOKE TO DEATH BY COOKIES BECAUSE YOU ARE JUST A FUCKING RETARDED-SHIT FOR BRAINS!
Fifi: Yay! I left an impression on someone.
Rapper: FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!! (shoves Fifi in a garbage bin and throws it far away) HOPEFULLY THAT'LL- (notices the trash can lands near Wolf) Shit. (nervously backs away)
Fifi: (behind Rapper) Is that a present for Wolfy?
Rapper: (completely stands still not moving at all)
Fifi: You look like a tree. (Stands next to him posing like a tree) I'm a tree too.
Rapper: (eye twitches)
Fifi: Did you get a termite in your eye Mr. Tree?
Fifi: Yay! Singing time! AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Rapper: THAT'S IT!!! I'VE HAD ENOUGH!!! AND I DON'T CARE IF YOU COME BACK TO LIFE I WILL ENJOY THIS!!! (slices Fifi in half, chops her head off and puts her body into a shredder) RETARD!!! (storms off)
Fifi: (Smacks Rapper from behind then climbs up on his head) Tag! Your it! Tee hee hee.
(Rapper throws Fifi off him and slices her top head off)
Rapper: HER BRAIN IS THE SIZE OF AN ANT! (rips the brain out and places in a larger one)
Fifi: (gets up without her brain) I feel normal (comes up to touch her brain) Tee hee hee. it's squishy.
Rapper: (storms off shooting Fifi behind him) FUCK YOU!
Fifi: (comes back again to hug Rapper) I wuv you!
Rapper: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!!! I DON'T LOVE YOU!!! I HATE YOU!!! I HATE YOU MORE THAN FUCKING EVERYTHING!!!!
Fifi: Wow, i thought only Wolf had strong feelings like that for me. You must really like me!
Rapper: WHY DON'T YOU GO SEE WOLF INSTEAD OF BOTHERING ME!?!
Fifi: I thought his name was Wolfy?
Rapper: EITHER WAY!!! JUST GO SEE WOLF!!! (punches Fifi across the face) ALSO I HATE COOKIES!!! (crushes a cookie with his foot)
Fifi: (Jumps on Rappers face blinding him) NO! not the cookies! They are orphans! (has an unbreakable grip on Rapper)
Rapper: GET OFF ME YOU RETARD!!!
Fifi: Stop hurting the children of the cookies! (whines)
Bruce: (watches from a distance) You teach him a lesson Fifi! (laughs)
Fifi: (continues crying) Stop hurting the cookies! they are the future of cookie land!
Rapper: That's what you deserve you little shit!
Fifi: (holds on tighter) I'm not letting go until you stop!
Rapper: YOU IDIOT! Your going to- (suddenly Rapper's head explodes with blood, killing him)
Fifi: oh no! I made orange juice from his head!
(Fifi starts licking the blood on the floor)
Fifi: Hmm, needs more sugar.
Bruce: Well, looks like Fifi just finished my mission.
- This was the third time Rapper died.
- Bruce likes having his face in Fifi's boobs, similar to Red and Stacy.
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