"I hate life"
|Status||Dead or Alive?|
|Job||Manager at Elmo is U|
|Weapon of choice||Knife|
Brendan is a fictional character in the Youtube series "Dick Figures." He is a normal Dick Figure with hair that covers his eyes, and if you noticed, he is an emo. He started hating life one day when everybody started teasing him about Sesame Street.
Brendan doesn't like anybody, although they try and help him as much as they can. His most favorite person (if he had to choose one) is Blue, since he was always kind to him.
- He says he's a ghost. But people don't believe him.
- His favorite Sesame Street character is Elmo.
- He has a pet Black Molly (type of fish) named Dorothy.