Brendan Profile
"I hate life"
Vital statistics
Gender Male
Status Dead or Alive?
Friends None
Enemies None
Job Manager at Elmo is U
Age 22
Weapon of choice Knife
Color Black
Times dead 1

Brendan is a fictional character in the Youtube series "Dick Figures." He is a normal Dick Figure with hair that covers his eyes, and if you noticed, he is an emo. He started hating life one day when everybody started teasing him about Sesame Street.

Social Life

Brendan doesn't like anybody, although they try and help him as much as they can. His most favorite person (if he had to choose one) is Blue, since he was always kind to him.


  • He says he's a ghost. But people don't believe him.
  • His favorite Sesame Street character is Elmo.
  • He has a pet Black Molly (type of fish) named Dorothy.


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