This will be a good timing for the Captains to do their Underwater Missions.
Co-Captain Cerulean and Captain Crimson (Lifty and Shifty)
Shiny Magikarp (but later evolves into a Shiny Gyarados)
Liftelle and Shiftette (Female Versions of Lifty and Shifty)
Lifty- Wow. First Underwater mission. Am I right??
Shifty- Yar!! Indeed, Matey!!!!
Lifty- And by the way, how come you like being a pirate?? Don't you get seasick??
Shifty- I have an Eye patch.
Lifty- It's because you got a black eye.
Shifty- Who cares?! And no!! I'm not seasick!!! HOGWASH!!! (Throws up) [Normal Voice] That's just how I sneeze... [Pirate Voice] Ahoy, Wenches!!! Blast due southward!!
Wenches- Aye Aye, Captain Crimson.
Samama- (Approaches Lifty with a drink) Diet coke, Co-Captain Cerulean. Just for you.....
Lifty- (Holds Drink) Oh!! Thx....
Samama- No Prob. (Walks off)
Lifty- Wow. The girl's nice. (Drinks it) [Thinking] The girl makes a good drink. Does this thing have-- Oh shit. It has love.... [Thinking ends]
Shifty- Arr!! Our mission is to find a Shiny Gyarados. Only to let the Intern capture it.
Samama (Offscreen)- That's me!!
Lifty- And how are we gonna find it??
(Shifty shows a fishing pool called a Good Rod with a worm on it's hook)
Lifty- Of course...
Shifty- (casting the line into the water) And now, we wait for it for a couple of minutes. (Peeks into Binoculars) HELL NO!!! Off the Starbucks bow!!!! (A ship full of woman approaches. The captain is Shiftette and the co-captain is Liftelle. They are both female versions of Lifty and Shifty.) Shit, It's Captain Magenta and Co-Captain Violet... [Pirate Voice] AVAST YE, SCRVY BITCHES!!!!
Shiftette- Avast ye, Fuck-Nuts. You're in our waters. NOW GIVE US YOUR GOLD!!!
Shifty- You're in OUR waters. NOW SHOW US YOUR BOOBS!!!!!
Shiftette- Nay, hand over your plunder.
Shifty- Nay, Reveal your teats.
Shiftette- Fork up the doubloons.
Shifty- Let fly your melons.
Shiftette- Give us the loot.
Shifty- (to the wenches and Samama) FIRE!!!!
Samama- Alright, girls!!! DO IT!!!!!
(Both Ships exchanges fire and Liftelle and Shiftette's ship sinks)
Shifty- AHAHAHAHA!!!!! Now what's they get. Good work on the leadering, Intern!!!
Samama- Thx, Captian!!
Lifty- Holy shit, Dude!!! Did you kill our ex-girlfriends?!
Shifty- Maybe... But it might attract the Gyarados to us. They can smell blood...
(Ships shows. The line was being pulled.)
Samama- It's finally came!!
(A Shiny Magikarp was shown on the hook, flapping like a fish.)
Shiny Magikarp- Kaarp!!! KARP!!!!
Shifty- Tis just a Magikarp.
Lifty- A Shiny one to be exact.
Shiny Magikarp- KARP!!!
Samama- Well, at least it'll still evolve sooner or later. You can say, the longest hour.
(The Shiny Magikarp falls onto the deck and evolves into a Shiny Gyarados. The Shiny Gyarados roasts loud and Lifty, Shifty and Samama starts screaming.)
Samama- IT EVOLVED!!!!!
Lifty and Shifty- This is our chance!!!
(Shifty's tail turns all iron and hits Shiny Gyarados with it, making it roar. Lifty pulls a string for an anchor, which hits the Shiny Gyarados into the water. And finally, Samama throws a Pokeball at it, capturing it. The Shiny Gyarados's pokeball wiggles 3 times and stops. Lifty grabs the pokeball out of the water and gives it to Samama).
Samama- Thx, guys!! I guess our mission is accomplished. Now can we go home??
Shifty- Nay!! BECAUSE WE'RE HANDSOME!!!!!
Lifty and Samama- What??
Shifty- Wenches, more Diet cokes and sparkling waters!!! (Grabs Lifty's diet coke and drinks it)
Lifty- Hey!! That's mine!!
Samama- Yeah!! I made that special for Lifty-San, Dammit!!!
Shifty- 🎶Evacuate the dance flo--🎶