|Chick Figures (Pink and Stacy Episode)|
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Third Day with Fifi
This is the Chick Figures about Pink and Stacy, for the gender bent episode, go here.
Ever wondered what Pink & Stacy's lives were like? Well your about to find out what THEY do in their day!
(Stacy playing Flame War)
Stacy: Come on bitch! You can do better than that!
(Stacy's avatar stabs Red's avatar)
Game Announcer: Shit!
Stacy: You kiss your mouth with that mother!?
(shows Pink exiting a car outside her house)
Pink: Thanks for the great night Blue!
Blue: But of course! Anything for my beautiful lady!
Pink: (blushes and laughs) Oh you! See ya! (blows a kiss to Blue)
Blue: (catches kiss) Right on my heart baby!
(Pink enters her house and finds Stacy in her room)
Pink: Stacy!? What the hell!?
Stacy: Sup bitch? Where have you been?
Pink: On a date with Blue! And what are you doing in my house!?
Stacy: Remember last week when Wolf & Rapper visited my new house?
Pink: Yeah and?
Stacy: I think they set it on fire or something. So I decided to come live with you until I get a new dog house.
Pink: You mean a HOUSE?
Stacy: Same thing right?
Pink: What!? Not it's not!
Stacy: Really? Because my older house smelled like dog.
Pink: Why couldn't you go stay with Red!?
Stacy: Red's outta town. I heard he's going to a prostitute club.
Pink: (face palm) Oh brother. Fine! You can stay in my house!
(the night it shows Pink sleeping in her bed when she hears noises from outside)
Pink: What's that? Is that you Stacy?
(Pink sees Stacy asleep next to her)
Stacy: (mumbling in sleep) I can't make out with you Pink, I'm not drunk yet.
(suddenly the noise gets louder and suddenly Rapper crashes through her window)
Rapper: BRUCE ARE YOU IN HERE!?!? YOU WILL PAY FOR STEALING MY SHOTGUN!!!
Pink: (dead scared) AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!! RAPPER!?!?!? WHAT THE FUCK!!!???
Rapper: Whoops! Sorry! Wrong house. (crashes through another window)
Pink: (calls out) Your gonna pay for that asshole! (gets back into bed and falls asleep)
(the next morning, Pink heads into the kitchen where Stacy has made 'breakfast')
Pink: (notices her breakfast) You call this breakfast?
Stacy: What? Can't we eat oysters all the time?
Pink: Uh, no! (gets out bacon and eggs) You should eat these particually types of food at breakfast. (begins eating)
Stacy: Whatever! (rubs her oysters on her face)
Pink: Eww! It's like your having sex with an actual girl! Why do you have to be such a lesbian!?
Stacy: Cuz I'm the sexiest girl in the world!
Pink: I'm pretty sure Fox was.
Stacy: Whatever! (begins eating pixie sticks)
Pink: (sigh) I'll go on a walk. (walks out of the house)
Stacy: Later bitch!
Pink: (thinks in head) Ugh! I can't stand that purple bitch another minute! (Pink bumps into Holly) Oh! Sorry Holly.
Holly: It's alright. I'm in a bad mood anyway.
Holly: I had a fight with Steve last night, he said that he's got a new upcoming job and that he says he doesn't have time for me.
Pink: Ouch. That must hurt for you. But I'm sure he still loves you.
Holly: (sighs) Yeah, he does. Why do you look so miserable?
Pink: Ugh! Stacy just literally moved into my house because her house burned down.
Holly: And why?
Pink: Long story. And Red's outta town so she can't go stay with him.
Holly: Well maybe I can help you build her house.
Holly: Yeah! I used to be a house worker.
Pink: (excited) Oh my god! Thank you Holly!
Holly: Oh you won't have to thank me until- (time cut) Now!
(shows Stacy's house completely fixed)
Pink: OMG! Thank you Holly! (hugs Holly)
Holly: Heh, okay Pink don't thank me too hard.
Stacy: Hey look! My house is alive! (runs inside)
Pink: And now I can just relax.
(Time cut, Stacy's house is burned again)