|Chick Figures Fanon Edition|
"It's good to be a chick."
|Air date||May 17, 2014|
|Written by||YoshiRocker13, AndrewBrauer, CookieEyes, Mdkid663, Alpha-Lonewolf|
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In this Chick Figures episode, we see what the Fanon characters would look like if they were Gender-Bent.
- Professor Chick
- Jamie Bauer
- Lord Tourettes
(Rachel was lying on her couch. Sarah walks in.)
Sarah: Rachel! There you are! What's with all the dead people in here?!
Rachel: Get over it bitch! It's my thing, okay?!
Sarah: Don't forget we have a party to go to, remember? I have to meet Harold there!
Rachel: Pfft, just go without me to meet your dick boyfriend.
Sarah: Fuck you. (walks out)
Rachel: (shoots a person outside) Give it time.
(Meanwhile at the party.)
Stephanie: (Drunk on the couch) This party is my shit!
Adam: Steph, really? We just got here!
Stephanie: Whatever, this party got started right when I got here.
Braseph: (comes up to Salem) Sup bro? Feelin' sexy tonight?
Salem: (blushes) S-Sexy? ...I guess so.
Braseph: (laughs) That's my boy right there. (kisses his cheek)
Stephanie: Ew! Get a room! (Throws up next to them)
Braseph: You need a chill pill, man.
Lord Tourettes: You ruined my brother's FUCK moment!
Daryl: (teleports behind them) Oh! How precious~!
Braseph: Daryl. Nice of you to show up...
Daryl: Why thanks, Bro-Bro. (points somewhere off-screen) I see that your kitten showed up as well.
Adam: That kitten who causes bad luck!? (Hides behind the couch)
Sarah: (arrives to the party) Finally! I made it! Stupid Rachel, making me be late!
Stephanie: Rachel's here! Who's gonna die now?
Rachel: (crashes through the window, as glass shards fall on Stephanie) You now bitch. (drinks)
Stephanie: Whatever, I still wanna a drink.
(Stephanie grabs another beer bottle and chugs it)
Bitch: Please bitch, I could do so much better.
Adam: (Comes out of the couch) (Deadpanned) Hey bitch.
Bitch: Hey A-DUMB! (laughs)
(Adam rolls his eyes)
Stephanie: Ha! you got served Adam! (Falls drunk on him)
Harold: Aah Sarah! There you are! Thank god you didn't miss the party.
Sarah: (seductively) Never for you my beautiful boy.
Adam: (sighs) Those two are so happy.
Bitch: Get a room you fuckers.
Adam: Bitch, shut up! (picks up a drunk Stephanie)
Bitch: Says you A-Dumb.
Stephanie: At least his name doesn't sound like a name that's true to someone. (Pukes on Bitch)
Bitch: Eww, gross!
Stephanie: (Burps more on Bitch) Now your a ratchet bitch. (Giggles)
James: (waits in the corner) Where is she?! (sighs)
James: Sakura! My newly met girlfriend?
Adam: You have a girlfriend? (Lets go of Stephanie and she falls on Bitch) Dude, that's nice. (High fives James)
Sakura: (comes in on her skateboard) Hi Jimmy poo! (kisses his cheek)
James: Sak! Please, don't talk like that in front of my friends...
Rachel: (laughs) Please Ryanna, you'd never beat me at a fight!
Ryanna: Really? (prepares to fight) Cause I was thinking of doing it right now.
(Leshawna watches and face palms.)
Stephanie: (Gets up) (To Leshawna) Why are you so down? People are fighting! Tear this shit up!
Leshawna: Ugh, fine. (grows out her claws)
Stephanie: (Eyes glow) Oh my! This is going to be fun!
(Stephanie was almost shot in the face, the women who almost shot her was none other than Danielle)
Adam: Who the fuck was that!?
Stephanie: That was exciting!
Danielle: Mind if I join?
Adam: If you don't kill anyone, then yes.
Rachel: Nah! Kills for EVERYONE!
Adam: Steph, let's get out of this. (Picks up Stephanie and they both sit on the couch)
Stephanie: So Adam, where's your little boyfriend Haze?
Adam: He's not my boyfriend, he's just a close friend alright?
Stephanie: Whatever queer. (Drinks a beer bottle)
Haze: Hey Adam. (to Stephanie) Sup Stephenie.
Adam: Hey Haze!
Stephanie: You boys gonna kiss? (Laughs)
Harold: This girl is starting to piss me off.
Sarah: Tell me about it.
Sakura: Jimmy, I think toy should leave before things get outta hand.
Adam: Yeah, Haze, maybe you, me and Steph better get out before something strange happens.
James: Yeah, I'm gonna go.
Adam: At least you have a decent girlfriend. I'm stuck dragging this chick everywhere I go. (Points to Stephanie puking more on Bitch)
Rachel: Please, that's nothing compared to the boy I have, I hope his sexy ass makes it here.
Stephanie: (Get up) (To Rachel) What? Really girl? You got yourself some dick?
Rachel: (shoots Stephanie's legs) That isn't as bitchy as you.
Daryl: Don't wait so patiently, dear. He won't be coming for quite a while thanks to that SLUT, Dawn Fire.
Stephanie: (In pain) What the fuck!?
Rachel: That's for... pretty much everything you've caused here. (walks away)
Professor Chick: (checks her books) Is something like this possible? For a couch to levitate in the air? Not possible!
Salem: (nervous) Should we run?
Braseph: Uhh, perhaps maybe?
(Suddenly Jack comes flying through the window)
Jack: Relax guys! That was just from me Jack, and Jill.
Jill: (Floats out of the next room) I got ya bitches, suck it!
Brittany: Remember girls, we sneak in and make sure Rachel doesn't kill us, remember?
Street Gang Members: Got it.
Fofo: Hey buddy buds how is everyone doing on this cookie day?
Brittany: (blushes) Uhh, good sweetie pie.
Gang Member: Come on Brittany! We have a party to rob!
Fofo: Hey dudettes. Lets all go to the soda shop to have a soda pop
Brittany: Maybe after you help us rob a party?
Fofo: Woo a party lets go! I want to hit the pinata!
Brittany: Then let's go!
(they climb up the building. It cuts back to the party)
Rachel: Aww fuck! Where's the booze!
Lassy: Here are the beer ya wee galoots!
Rachel: (giggles) Lassy, your too kind. (smashes some bottles)
Lassy: So what brings you to the party tonight?
Rachel: Eeeh, some party for Sarah's gay ass boyfriend.
Lassy: Well if you want to get Drunk then you where to find me wee lass.
Rachel: Kay bitch! (drinks)
Jamie Bauer: (comes in up to Lassy) Hello Lassy.
Lassy: Oi Jamie! What will it be, the usual?
Jamie Bauer: You know me.
Lassy: Pina Colada, Shaken not stirred.
Jack: By the way, we saw some thugs coming here, I thought I might warn you, (Pulls out machine gun) just in case.
Jill: For sure!
Salem: Thugs?! Why would they come here?
Jill: Cause they're looking for money, to kill, why the fuck wouldn't they?
Brittany: (breaks in and pulls a machine gun out) NOBODY MOVE! This is a robbery!
Adam: Holy shit! (Grabs Stephanie and hides behind the kitchen counter)
Jack: YES! Now we can have some fun!
Jill: Not before I do! (Uses her laser eye and hits a gang member)
Brittany: Fofo! Distract them!
Fofo: Cookies for everyone! (throws a bunch of cookies at them)
Rachel: EEEUGH! Terminate the bastards!
Stephanie: Yay! Flying cookies! (Pukes next to Adam)
Adam: (holds a pistol) What does this do? (Shoots a gang member in the head) Oh shit! (Continues to hide)
(Ryanna runs by with Kimono, Leshawna, and Haze)
Kimono: What's going on here?
Jamie Bauer: What's going on here?
Sarah: (hides behind a couch with Harold) Brittany and her stupid gang are ambushing this party!
Jamie Bauer: (Sighs) I'll try to stop this. (goes to the gang) Hey can you girls stop fighting? we're trying to have a good time here.
Jack: Like that'll really help? (Snaps a gang members neck)
Jamie Bauer: Look I am off duty and the last thing I want is to let this get out of hand to force me back on duty. So how about you children play nice?
Brittany: (to Jamie Bauer) You can't do shit old bitch (tries shooting her)
Jill: What a party pooper! (Uses her telekinesis to throw the couch at the gang members and breaks through the windows)
Jamie Bauer: (presses a button on her watch to zap the bullet away) Guess we have to do this the hard way. (In less than a second Jamie disarms Brittany and breaks the gun down to pieces) Last warning.
Brittany: Never! (continues ambushing the party)
Leshawana: (sighs) Never mind. (grows out claws to kill the other gang members)
Rachel: And that's just so lame. (shoots some gang members and cuts them)
(Felisa approaches a gang member)
Gang Member: Pfft, it's just a cat! What's she gonna do? Scratch me?
(Felisa meows and the member's gun suddenly blows up in her face.)
Adam: (Faceplams) Idiot.
Jack: Okay, are we going to shoot some shit or what!?
Rachel: Mind if I join in? (shoots some Gang Members)
Jack: Nice! (Shoots some Gang Members)
Salem: (takes out his taser) I'll join in for the heck of it. (shocks a member)
Jill: Now it's a party! (Uses her telekinesis to throw some gang members around)
(Lavender and Scarlet walk in.)
Lavender: Finally! We made it to the-
(They notice the big gun fight.)
Scarlet; Uhh, maybe we should go to a bar instead?
Lavander: Yeaahh... (slowly shuts the door.)
Adam: (Nervous) Steph, what do we do?
Stephanie: I don't know. (Throws her empty beer bottle at Rachel's head)
(Rachel angrily takes the bottle out of her head and stabs Stephanie's chest with it.)
Stephanie: (Angry) You stupid cunt! (Tackles Rachel)
Rachel: You just signed a death warrent!
Ryanna: Ah HELL NO! (prepares to fight)
(Jamie Throws her watch in the group of the gang)
Gang Member: Ha what is that going to do?
(The watch quickly transforms into a car and pushes the gang into a wall)
Jamie Bauer: I tried to help. (Gets her silencers and starts making one shot head shots at each Gang member)
Jill: How many fucking gang members are there?
Adam: (Sighs) I never understand women.
Bitch: I love this party. (chokes a gang member)
Gang Member: I can't believe you'd try to kill a girl!
Bitch: Whatever bitch.
Jack: (Shoots a shotgun and makes a gang member's head explode) So wait, why is this chick? (Points to Britney) here to kill us?
Adam: (To Harold and Sarah) This party is so crazy!
Sarah: Why won't it end?
Harold: Because some people are dicks.
(Ryanna kills the gang members with her own fighting style)
Brittany: Cuz I'm here to steal for our street!
Jill: Can't you stay on your own fucking street?
Brittany: No! Shut up! (tries shooting Jill)
Jill: I don't think so! (Levitates the bullets and aims them back at Britney)
Brittany: Oh shit...
(Brittany gets hit by the bullets as she and her gang members get killed)
Jack: That's my girl! (Highs fives Jill as he then shoots another gang member in the head)
Jill: And, your welcome you motherfuckers!
Brittany: This- (coughs) Won't be the last time we-
(Rachel stomps on Brittany's face)
Rachel: Brittany, get a fucking life.
Ryanna: Ha! You got owned BITCH!
Fofo: (Walks casually through the gun fire while eating a box of cookies) I didn't know it was fouth of July.
Rachel: This was the best party I ever had!
Sarah: And our moment was RUINED!
Harold: (sighs) There's always next month.
Stephanie: (Drunk) I want some cookies. (Gets up and takes some from Fofo)
Adam: I just want to go home.
Stephanie: And I just want to fuck you hard! (Drunk kisses Adam)
James: I want to go home...
Kimono: Yeah, I gotta get back to my Jimmy pie.
Jack: (Smirks) Jimmy pie?
Jill: Sounds like something a mother would say. (Laughs)
Leshawna: Oh my god.
James: (feels embarrased)
Kimono: (to Jill) What's wrong with saying cute names?
Jill: Because it makes you sound like a pussy.
Rachel: YOUR a pussy. (throws Felisa into Jill's face)
(Jill dodges Felisa and it hits James)
Kimono: Oh my god Jimmy pie! (runs to help him)
(James takes Felisa off him with a pissed off face)
Adam: That cat just brings bad luck everywhere.
Jill: Whoops. (Laughs nervously)
Delia: (to Jill) You should run.
Jill: Nah, I'll just fly. (Floats)
Rachel: Use this. (gives James a large rock)
James: Thanks! (throws it at Jill, who falls to the ground knocked out) OH! (punches Rachel) And that was for throwing it!
Ryanna: Oh-HO! BURN BITCH!
Jack: (To Jill) You okay?
Jill: (Wakes up in a little pain) Sure, I'm fine. (Picks up James with her telekinesis) Now I'm so much better!
Rachel: WHOOO! ANOTHER PARTY FIGHT! (randomly punches Ryanna)
Adam: (To Stephanie) We should go.
Stephanie: No way, this is getting much better!
Ryanna: Nice try bitch. (throws Rachel)
Rachel: Nah, nice try for YOU! (tackles Ryanna)
Professor Chick: This was a disturbing party. I guess next time I should stay home.
Salem: Oh my god... (face palms)
Daryl: Kids, these days. (dissapears)
Jill: So where's my new buddy Bitch at? (Whistles for him)
(cuts down to Bitch with all the party gifts)
Bitch: Some people never remember to guard gifts. (laughs)
- List of characters in their gender-bent forms
- Rapper = Rachel
- Bruce = Brittany
- Steve = Sarah
- Holly = Harold
- Wednesday = Salem
- Darla = Daryl
- Bitchess = Bitch
- Professor Stick = Professor Chick
- Jess = James
- Fifi = Fofo
- Lad = Lassy
- Ryle = Ryanna
- Spark = Kimono
- Shawn = Leshawna
- Damon = Delia
- Violet = Haze
- Fresko = Felisa
- Jade = Jack
- Jones = Jill
- Alice = Adam
- Simon = Stephanie
- James Bauer = Jamie Bauer
- Jade and Jones's gender-bent names are based off the names of the book/movie 'Jack & Jill'.