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Coffee Time
Season 2, Episode 1
13. Coffee Time
Air date 7/7/13
Written by IONIXMUSIC
Directed by IONIXMUSIC
Episode guide
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Sometimes you just you just have to kick back, relax and kick some back.

Characters

  • Red
  • Blue
  • Pink
  • Stacy

Transcript

(Red, Blue, Pink and Stacy are sitting at a table at the Putain de Café Sucré.)

Blue: Man, my day was ridiculous! I had to fold like 80 stacks of laundry.

Red: *cough*lame!*cough*

Pink: Red!

Red: Hehehe.

Stacy: Why don't we just do something today?

Red: I already did you today, Stacy baby!

Stacy: Oh yeah.

Blue: Maybe we can go get some donuts at the bakery?

Red: Or maybe we can slay a fire dragon!

Pink: Are you insane?!

Red: Nope. Look!

(Red points toward a fire dragon outside the cafe.)

Blue: Oh shit!

Red: Let's go!

Pink: Wait, how are we going to fight hi-

Red: EMO RAY!

(Red blasts rays from his eyes, and hits the dragon.)

Stacy: Woo! Killing things!

Pink: *sigh* Jesus.

(We see Red, Blue and Stacy fighting the fire dragon.)

Red: Aw yeah!

(Red slashes the dragon with a sword.)

Blue: Red shower!

Stacy: Wait...that's it?

Red: Yeah. We killed it!

Stacy: Oh.

Blue: Well, where's Pink?

(Blue turns around.)

Pink: Are you done?

Blue: Yeah.

Red: Oh Blue, I drank your mocha frappe!

Blue: YOU BI-

Stacy: Hey! Let's go get some more coffee!

Blue: No thanks. I'm already wired.

Red: I ain't!

(Red hops through the cafe window.)

Blue: God dammit.

(Red hops into the frame.)

Red: EMO RAY!

Blue: SHIT!

-END-

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