| Comicazi Con | |
|---|---|
| Air date | 02-15-14 |
| Written by | Alpha-Lonewolf |
| Directed by | Alpha-Lonewolf |
| Location | Comic Convention |
| Other episodes by the author | |
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Summary[]
Red and Wolf attend an alien event at the comic con but then believe aliens may walk upon them
Transcript[]
Deep Voice: (Narration) It was at a comic con where people came in costumes and nerd outfits to unleash how much of a loser they really are. I can smell the body oder from here. Urg! I'm going to puke!
Broseph: (In a He-man costume next to a girl) You want me to show you my power? (gets slapped in the face)
Lord Tourettes: (in the unicorn comic section) It's a wonderland of
BALLS!
Deep Voice: (Narration) It is here where to brave morons fuck everything up... this is going to be tight.
(Red, Blue, And Wolf were walking into a comic con passing Mr. Dingleberry in a security outfit)
Blue: Finally, I get to be with my kind of people!
Red: You mean the nerd kind?
Blue: Shut up we prefer to be called hackers.
Wolf: Or just plain hacks
Blue: Yeah what Wolf sa... HEY!
(Red and Wolf start laughing)
Blue: Fuck you guys. I'm going to the super hero section.
Red: Have fun with your nerd friends geek face.
Wolf: I want to go check out the weapons from comic books
Red: I want to go check out the slutty costumes
(A man come out of some doors witha sign)
Man: The Alien Comic Event is now open!
Wolf and Red: Aw shit yeah!
Cue Card: After the event
(Wolf and Red come out looking nervous)
Wolf: Did you see all those scenarios about how aliens take over the human race?
Red: They were in disguise just like real people.
Wolf: you mean like all these people?
(it shows different people in weird costumes like Spock, Terminator, Predator, and then shows Stacy's sister)
Red: they could be anyone of them.
Wolf: This is the perfect cover for them to not even try to look human.
(they see a alien costume pass by)
Wolf and Red: Nah!
Wolf: I'm sure we are just paranoid
(Shows The Beebs across the room from them as a dramatic "Dun Dun DUN!" sound plays)
Red: and Wolf: (wide eyed) Holy shit we're doomed.
Red: What do we do?
Wolf: If we're real quiet and lay low, we can sneak out of the place without being noticed.
Red: Right.
(Wolf and Red begin to slowly walk to the exit until someone grabs Red)
Red: AUGH! (turns and punches Blue)
Blue: AUGH! You asshole! What was that for? I was going to show you this new computer i got...
(Red and Wolf slap the computer out of Blue's hands and start stomping and smashing it with trash cans)
Blue: DUDES!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?! THAT COST OVER THREE HUNRED...
Wolf: (closes Blue's mouth) SHH!! That was a device to spy on us. you should be thankful we did that,
Blue: Oh shit. Are we being hunted by a agency again?
Red: Even worse.
Blue: What is worse than that?
Wolf and Red: Alien invaders.
Blue: (Glares) Really? You idiots never cease to out do yourselves.
Red: (puts a large piece of tape over Blue's mouth) you'll thank us later.
(Wolf and Red start to walk to the exit until a hot girl in an avatar costume come up to them)
Girl: Hey there. You want to have some alien sex in the girls restroom.
Red: Oh shit they found us!
Wolf: You won't be laying eggs in me alien scum! (uses Blue as a weapon to beat the girl with)
(A girl starts to scream)
Wolf: They are using their brain scrambling vocals to frie our brains!
Red: I'll get her! (shoots her head off with a shotgun)
(People start to run around in panic)
Blue: (Wakes up after being knocked out) What the fuck? What did you guys do!?
Red: The aliens know we know about them! We have to kill them!
Blue:You can't start killing all these people!
Red: Your right. How can we tell the aliens from the people?
Wolf: (pulls out a minigun) Fuck the people, we have to save then human race!
Red: Your right! (Gets a Flamethrower from Wolf) Free Burn!
(Wolf and Red starts to burn and shoot anyone they see. outside it shows the convention burning. people try to run for the
exits)
Blue: Well at least some people will live.
Red: Oh no! they are excaping!
Wolf: Not if I can help it. (pulls out a phone and makes a call)
(when the people start to run out of the convention they are gunned down by men in bio suits)
Bio suit soldier: Do not attempt to flee aliens! We got the place surrounded!
Blue: What did you do Wolf?!
Wolf: I called area 51 and told them aliens were passing themselves off as cotumes fans at a comic con.
Red: Smart.
Blue:You morons! How are we going to get out of here!?
Wolf: It is a small price to pay to keep the aliens at bay.
Red: We're going to be heros!
Blue: Actually we're going to be dead
(They see a missile heading towards the convention)
Bio suit soldier: Prepare to die alien scum! say hello to Satan for us.
Blue: We're going to die!
Red: At least we'll die like dicks.
Blue: you know I can't agree with you more on that.
Wolf: Fuck death! I want the fame!
(Pulls Red and Blue along with himself in his hat to hide. Mr. Dingleberry stands out in the open watching the missile come closer)
Mr. Dingleberry: Eh, well this is typical.
(the whole place explodes nad Wolfs hat flies off with the explosion and lands back at his cabin)
Wolf: (Come out of his hat) Woo! we did it! We saved the world!
(from inside Wolf's hat)
Blue: Where am I!? How do we get out!?
Red: I'm floating in space! Woo!
Wolf: Oops sorry. (shakes them out of his hat)
Blue: Don't ever do that again.
Red: Who are you gonna call? Alien Busters!
End
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