|Written by||Fiske Cahill|
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Gasping for Air
This should be a special episode because it's pretty long
Blue: Ah, the beach, the fresh air, the summer heat, the sun high in the sky and finally...
Blue: Red, What are you doing?
Red: I'm digging for treasure, what to you think I'm doing?
Blue: Being a retard (Awkward Pause) anyway, you're never gonna find treasure.
Red: Oh Yeah, I detect a CHALLENGE.
Blue: Alright, you have 24 hours to find treasure and if you don't find it by then you'll have to... uh... pay all the money you owe me.
Red: And if I do find treasure I won't owe you any more money.
Red: Let the challenge BEGIN!
(23 Hours and 59 Minutes and 45 Seconds Later)
Blue: Face it! You'll never win!
Red: I will not stop until that large timer you put up goes until zero (Shows large timer) or until I find treasure.
Red: Hey, I hit something...
Red: UH, it's just a lamp.
Red: Or is IT!
(Red somehow got a laptop and searches for the lamp)
Blue: How did you get wi-fi here?
Red: Ooooooooo, it's a golden lamp.
Blue: Well duh, didn't you see the label?
(Shows a label that says "this is a golden lamp")
Red: Oh, okay. Ah, ah, ah achooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(250 Miles Away)
Pink: Ah! What was that sound?
Red: Wow! That is one dusty lamp.
Red: (Rubs the lamp while singing:) Rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing (lamp glows) Oooooohhh, shiny.
Blue: What's happening? (A genie comes out of the lamp) Cool, it's genie, awesome...Wait, oh man now I won't get my money.
Genie: I am SUPER AWESOME GENIE MAN GUY PERSON THING YEAH! And I will both give you 3 wishes, but not each.
Blue: *coughs* Still a cheap ass
Red: Um, um, um oh, I wish for a lifetime supply of chips
Genie: Your wish is my command (Snaps fingers and the chips appear)
Red: Aw Sick! (Starts eating it)
Blue: Um, I wish for a million dollars!
Genie: Your wish is my command (Snaps fingers and the money appears)
Blue: I'm rich! Woohoo!
Genie: 1 Wish left.
Red: My turn!
Blue: No my turn!
Red: No, (Evil voice) MY TURN!
Blue: No way, And I'm am prepared to fight you for it. (Gets a sword from somewhere)
Red: So am I brotheren, wait what?
(Starts fighting to the death then Blue pins Red down on the ground)
Red: Don't do it!
Blue: I will.
Red: But, (Sounds like Darth Vader) Blue, I am your father.
Blue: Pfft, no you're not!
Red: But I am gonna beat you! Ha! (Continues fighting)
(Raccoon walks in hungover)
Raccoon: I wish I could quit drinking.
Genie: His wish is my command. (Snaps his finger and Raccoon doesn't drink anymore)
Genie: SUPER AWESOME GENIE MAN GUY PERSON THING YEAH! Is out, peace!
Blue: Hey Red, did you hear that?
Red: Hear what?
Blue: That he (Points at Raccoon) used our last wish.
Red: Shall we?
Blue: Hell Yeah!
Blue and Red: Charge!!!
Raccoon: Oh fu-