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41. Delight of the Vengeance Queen (4)

(They land in a completely dark room.)

Georgia: Yo! Who 'dere?

???: Hello, child...I've been expecting you.

Georgia: Name, please?

(The room lights up, with a giant woman sitting at a throne, with trembling minions at her legs.)

???: VINDICTA, THE QUEEN OF VENGEANCE!

Georgia: Well, you sure know how to make an entrance. I'm Geor-

Vindicta: I know who you are, Georgia.

Georgia: Oh, alright.

Vindicta: Listen, I spend my life looking for people burning with a...vengeance, of course.

Georgia: I don't a vengeance against anyone! Expect the pizza man for getting my order wrong...but that was a long time ago and I got over it!

Vindicta: My job is just not to just punish people with a vengeance, I also look for people that have been taken over with the passion for greed.

Georgia: How am I gree-

(Vindicta points at Georgia.)

Vindicta: Pizza!

Georgia: Pizza?!

Vindicta: PIZZA!

Georgia: Why pizza?!

Vindicta: Your greed for pizza has brought my attention to your sinful nature!

Georgia: What?!

(Violet runs up to Georgia.)

Violet (whisper): Stop fucking resisting! Just sacrifice yourself already!

Vindicta: And you!

Violet: What?

Vindicta: I've seen your greed for sex with your partner Issac!

Violet: Well, I have been a bit sex obsessed.

Vindicta: Then you BOTH shall be sacrificed!

Oboes: WHAT?!

(She takes Georgia, and throws her into a pile of moldy pizza.)

Georgia: Oh god...this is so fucking nasty!

(She picks up Violet and throws her into a pile of thick cum.)

Violet: Ew...I hate thick cum...

Vindicta: Yes...this is exactly what I wanted to see...

Oboes: This throws off the entire balance of the mission!

Vindicta: What mission?

Oboes: I want to see my dad! And...I'm not being greedy when I say that.

Vindicta: Well you seem pure of sin...expect your breasts.

Oboes: What, the sin of seduction? That's not a sin, it's 7th grade biology.

Vindicta: Whatever. So you want to see your father?

Oboes: Yes! Do you know where he is?

Vindicta: In the next dimension.

Oboes: Oh my god, Issac, we're so close!

Issac: I know! But... (to Vindictus) Will we get our friends back?

Vindicta: You will meet your friends at Cloudstone Mountain.

Issac: And where is that?

Vindicta: You'll find out in due time.

Violet: That better be quick!

Vindicta: Silence!

Violet: What? You wanna go?

(Vindicta lifts Violet out of the cum, and turns her into stone, dropping her back into the cum.)

Vindicta (to Georgia): You want some of this, too?!

Georgia: No thank you!

Vindicta: Good.

(She sits back down.)

Oboes: Also, what is with your minions?

Vindicta: These are people I have relieved of their sins and greediness. They love me like a mother.

(Oboes looks at one of the distraught minions.)

Minion (mouthing): Help...Me...

Vindicta: Anyway, I think this little meeting is over. You can leave now.

(She opens a portal. Oboes looks at the minion, and runs over and grabs him by the arm.)

Vindicta: HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Oboes: BYE BITCH!

(She hop through the portal.)

Vindicta: I'LL SEE YOU IN HE-

(The portal closes.)


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