| Desert Disaster | |
|---|---|
 Need Water! | |
| Air date | April 2013 |
| Written by | YoshiRocker13 |
| Other episodes by the author | |
The Annoying Thing |
Jealousy |
Thanks to Red, he and Blue must now survive in the desert!
Characters[]
- Red
- Blue
- Rapper
- Hungry Men
- TrollzOr (cameo)
Transcript[]
(Shows Red driving a car while Blue's asleep but then he wakes up)
Blue: (awake) Huh what!? Red where are we? (sees Red asleep)
Blue: Red!? WAKE UP!!!
Red: (slaps Blue) Dude! I was having such a great dream! I was in Boobland!
Blue: Well guess what? WE JUST CRASHED!!
(Shows car on fire)
(time lapse, Red & Blue are now walking)
Blue: Maybe I should call for help.
(scene cuts to Rapper playing 'Flame War' his phone rings)
Rapper: Hello?
Blue: (on speaker) Oh Rapper thank god! You gotta help! Me and Red are stuck in the desert!
Rapper: Well I would but you know the desert is such a BIG place so It'd be kinda hard to find you.
Blue: Well how about using TrollzOr's Jet Flyer
Rapper: (sighs) Fine.
(Rapper barges into Jason's room)
Jason: (Y U No Face) Y U No Knock!?
Rapper: Look I need to talk to ya.
(scene cuts to Red & Blue)
Blue: Well before Jason gets here we might as well drink some (notices Red drinking all the water) RED!!!
Red: Oh uh sorry! Hold on. (spits some water back in the bottle) Here ya go!
Blue: Uhhh I think I'm good for now. Let's eat.
(time lapse, Blue is eating pizza while Red eats everything)
Blue: RED! Don't eat ALL our food!
Red: Fuck off!
Blue: (FFFFFFUUUUU Face) REEEEEEEEEEE-
(time lapse, Red & Blue are now very tired and both almost collapse)
Blue: (tired) Must...... have........ (sees water) WATER!!! (jumps in it but turns out to be sand)
Blue: Huh? Oh come on!
(Finally, Red & Blue collapse on the sand)
30 Minutes Later
(Red & Blue wake up and find themselves tied up on a stick)
Blue: What the? (sees five hungry men) GAAH!!!
Red: (wakes up) DUDE!!! I was having that nice dream again! What the!?
Blue: What's going on!?
Hungry Man #1: We have captured you so that we can EAT YOU!
Hungry Man #2: I love to eat red and blue people
Blue: EAT US!? WHERE ARE YOU RAPPER!!???
Red: Don't worry! I'll eat the rope! (starts eating the rope slowly)
Hungry Man #3: We have been surviving in this desert for 5 years! We've been eating everything we've seen from Humans to Animals.
Hungry Man #4: (German) Ja! Wir haben Leute, und wir essen aß sogar 3 Personen in unserer Gruppe hungriger Mann!
Translation reads: Yes! We have been eating people and we even ate 3 people in our hungry man group!
Red: WHAT!? (continues eating rope)
Hungry Man #5: Yeah! And your next!
Blue: HELP!
(The 5 Hungry men are suddenly shot by bullets)
Hungry Man #4: Eingehende Bullets!
Translation: Incoming Bullets!
Rapper: WAHOOO!!!
Blue: Rapper! Your here!
Rapper: Hop on!
(Red hops on th jet flyer but Rapper leaves without Blue accidentally)
Blue: HEY!!! WAIT FOR ME!!!!
(Jet Flyer dissapears)
Blue: FUCK!!!!!!!!!!
Hungry Man #4: So können wir essen Sie jetzt?
Translation: So can we eat you now?
Blue: (In Spanish) Oh Dios mío!
-Episode Ends-
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