|Dick Figures: Fanons Unite - Clip 3|
"Nice tight ass."
|Written by||YoshiRocker13, PinkBoy|
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Dick Figures: Fanons Unite - Clip 2
In this third clip of Dick Figures: Fanons Unite, Red is always wanting a tight ass show, ESPECIALLY from Carrie.
(Red is carrying a bag, muffling can be heard from the bag)
(Red pulls Carrie out of the bag)
Red: Sweet. (ties Carrie up)
Carrie: LET ME GO YOU LITTLE SH!T HEAD!!!
Red: No way! I wanna see your ass and boobs! (looks under her skirt and takes a picture with his phone)
Carrie: OH GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF YOU BASTARD!!!
Red: Relax bitch. It'll only be for a while. (takes her bra off and takes a picture of her breasts)
(Carrie makes an angry face and blushes)
Red: Ooh someone's blushing. (looks under her skirt again)
Carrie: Stop it! This is so embarrassing!!! Please don't tell me you are posting this on the internet!
Red: No way! This sexy stuff is for ME only!
Carrie: Oh thank God!
(Red then places duct tape over Carries mouth)
Red: Shut your mouth so I can continue doing this!
Carrie: (makes angry muffled noises)
Red: Oh yeah baby. (rubs his face in Carrie's boobs)
(Carrie starts crying)
Red: WHOO! Alright baby!
(Blue then walks into the room)
Blue: Red what have you been...
(Blue makes a shocked face)
Blue: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!
Red: Just chilling with Carrie.
(Blue lets Carrie go)
Blue: I am so sorry about this Carrie.
Carrie: That's alright Blue. Why are you friends with that dick? (Lights a cigar)
Blue: I have no idea.
(Carrie then takes her cigar and burns it in Reds eye)