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Dick Sticks: A Very Merry Christmas
Season Special, Episode 1
1. Christmas
Air date 12/25/13
Written by IONIXMUSIC
Directed by IONIXMUSIC
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IONIXMUSIC celebrates Christmas Dick Sticks style!

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Transcript

(Violet is barfing in the corner in the room.)

Violet: Too much egg nog...

Oboes: This present is for Derek!

(He grabs the present.)

Derek: I wonder what it is...

(He unwraps it to see...)

Derek: Lubricant! Just what I wanted!

Nicole: I've gotten like 3 presents and everybody has like 7!

Oboes: Nicole, just be thankful for wh-

Nicole: Whatever.

Rawrschach: RAWRAWRRR! (I like my new hat!)

Absinthe: Oh. I got absinthe.

(She looks at Oboes.)

Absinthe: How. Charming.

Samuel: I got like, 1000 pairs of underwear.

Suzan: I got a new bra! WITH UNDERWIRE! *squeal*

Amy: Pizza gift cards! OMG!

(Ianthe opens her gift.)

Ianthe: Whoa...what is this?

(Everybody looks over, as she pulls the gift out of the box.)

Ianthe: WHOA! A MINIGUN?!

Cameron: Not just a regular minigun, a laser minigun!

(She kisses Cameron.)

Ianthe: I love you!

Cameron: I love you too.

Georgia: Breast inflation pads? Uh...cool.

Issac: Sweet! A new katana!

Kaleb: Wow, a collar for Rawrschach!

Rawrschach: Rrwrweraeasar! (Dude, you can ride me to the coffee shop!)

Kaleb: Hell yeah I can!

(Kaleb jumps onto Rawrschach, puts on the collar and rides Rawrschach out of the house.)

Issac: Huh.

Oboes: Well, I think this was the best Christmas ever!

Everyone: MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD NI-

(Violet violently vomits.)

END.

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