|Dick Sticks: A Very Merry Christmas|
|Season Special, Episode 1|
- Oboes Bi
(Violet is barfing in the corner in the room.)
Violet: Too much egg nog...
Oboes: This present is for Derek!
(He grabs the present.)
Derek: I wonder what it is...
(He unwraps it to see...)
Derek: Lubricant! Just what I wanted!
Nicole: I've gotten like 3 presents and everybody has like 7!
Oboes: Nicole, just be thankful for wh-
Rawrschach: RAWRAWRRR! (I like my new hat!)
Absinthe: Oh. I got absinthe.
(She looks at Oboes.)
Absinthe: How. Charming.
Samuel: I got like, 1000 pairs of underwear.
Suzan: I got a new bra! WITH UNDERWIRE! *squeal*
Amy: Pizza gift cards! OMG!
(Ianthe opens her gift.)
Ianthe: Whoa...what is this?
(Everybody looks over, as she pulls the gift out of the box.)
Ianthe: WHOA! A MINIGUN?!
Cameron: Not just a regular minigun, a laser minigun!
(She kisses Cameron.)
Ianthe: I love you!
Cameron: I love you too.
Georgia: Breast inflation pads? Uh...cool.
Issac: Sweet! A new katana!
Kaleb: Wow, a collar for Rawrschach!
Rawrschach: Rrwrweraeasar! (Dude, you can ride me to the coffee shop!)
Kaleb: Hell yeah I can!
(Kaleb jumps onto Rawrschach, puts on the collar and rides Rawrschach out of the house.)
Oboes: Well, I think this was the best Christmas ever!
Everyone: MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD NI-
(Violet violently vomits.)