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Crappy Valentine's Day
Meet the Parents
Fed up with the times Blue doesn't enjoy 'fun' things, Red decides to take Blue out for a simple road trip, well maybe it won't be simple but a little crazy.
(in Red & Blue's apartment, it shows a huge mess with both Red & Blue asleep on the floor, Blue wakes up)
Blue: Ughhh my head. (places hand on forehead) What the? Red! Stop forcing me to get drunk!
Red: (talks in sleep) I don't wanna have man sex with Blue.
Blue: Gross! Wake up! (slaps Red)
Red: GAAAH!!! (slaps Blue) What the fuck man!?
Blue: Red! Don't ever get me into these stupid parties EVER AGAIN! (begins vacuuming the floor)
Red: Aw come on dude! That was fun!
Blue: Well not for me!
Red: Why don't you ever have fun on these parties!?
Blue: I can give you 3 reasons! One: You forced me to drink beer and I almost choked! Two: You once again did the Freshman 15 challenge again! And Three: YOU MESSED THIS PLACE UP AND I FELL ASLEEP!!!
Red: You should really learn to have fun sometimes! The only times you have fun is when you celebrate something LAME!
Blue: (annoyed) Just SHUT UP! (continues cleaning the floor)
(Timecut, shows Red walking down the street with beer when Rapper accidentally knocks Red over and drops his beer)
Red: (gasps) MY BABY! Oh wait, Boobs are my baby. Dude what the heck was that for!?
Rapper: Sorry dude, I'm kinda busy right now! (shoots behind him at some street gangs) That's the last of them.
Red: Dude I'm just like real fucked up right now!
Red: It's like Blue never wants to have the same fun I have.
Rapper: Well I think I have a plan to get him to have some fun! (whispers unknown words in Red's ear)
THE NEXT DAY
Red: So I thought maybe we could go to the museum but can I drive?
Blue: (sighs) Okay, but don't crash like last time.
Red: Last time?
(Shows Red driving the car while drinking)
Blue: Red stop drinking and driving! You'll crash!
(soon the car crashes into the apartment, Mr. Dingleberry walks out)
Mr. Dingleberry: Now what did you assholes do this time?
Red: Nothing! (drinks again)
Blue: (face palms) God damn it Red!
Red: Oh yeah.
Blue: Let's just go. (gets in car)
(Timecut, Red is driving but he passes the museum leaving Blue suspicious)
Blue: Uh Red? You just passed the museum!
Red: I think I noticed that! (suddenly ties up Blue and putting duct tape on Blue's mouth)
Blue: (muffled words) RED! WHAT THE FUCK!?
Red: Whoo! Sal Sagev here we come!
(soon the gang arrive in Sal Sagev and meet up with other guys)
Rapper: I told you the plan would work! (begins smashing the car)
Blue: Rapper! What the fuck!? Why did you do that!?
Rapper: So you can't go home! We brought you here to understand OUR type of fun!
Lord Tourettes: Yeah! It'll be a piece of SHIT!
Blue: But I don't want to do this!
Raccoon: At reast give yourserf a chance.
Trollz0r: (okay face) Please?
Blue: (groans) Fine!
Red: WHOO! Party time!
(inside Red is seen talking to a lady)
Red: Excuse me baby pardon my spanish language but, Quiero follarte! (I wanna fuck!)
Woman: Wow! I just love spanish! What does that mean?
Red: It means I wanna FUCK!
Woman: Whoo! (begins making out with Red)
Blue: (sits at a bar) Ugh I can't take this anymore.
Red: Dude come here! (pulls Blue)
Manager: Ah sir, you know how to play craps?
Red: This guy does!
Blue: No! I'm not crapping!
Red: Just do it! (throws fist at Blue)
Blue: Ugh fine! (tries crapping but only poops out one poop)
Red: Come on dude do it harder! (slaps Blue and he suddenly starts crapping alot)
Blue: Gaah my ass!
Manager: My! That was better then the last one!
Blue: I did it?
Red: Having fun?
Blue: Wow! I am really, (recognises) HAVING THE WORST TIME OF MY LIFE!!! (walks away)
Raccoon: Just admit it Red, dat-a Brue wirr never have fun rike you.
Red: (sighs) Maybe your right.
Blue: (sits at a bar) This is just not right.
Bartender: Could I get you anything sir?
Blue: Nah I'm good. (suddenly looks both ways) Actually can I just have 1 bottle of beer?
Bartender: (hands Blue the beer) Here you go.
Blue: (slowly drinks) Not bad I guess. Actually that was pretty good! (drinks more)
Red: (scares Blue) Ha! You ARE having a great time!
Blue: What? No I'm not! I'm just drinking beer! That's all! (drinks beer)
Red: Yeah? Well it won't be long before you get drunk!
Blue: (realises) Uhhh. (drinks all of the beer suddenly becoming drunk) Wow! Party time!
Red: Hah! He's now one of us!
Rapper: Well maybe the plan worked after all!
(soon Blue is seen chugging a bottle of beer)
All: Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
(Blue finishes the beer)
(soon Blue is seen making out a girl)
Blue: Let's just say lady that I sure do like to... (pulls her towards him) Ich denke, Ihr nur die sexiest Frau überhaupt. (I think your just the sexiest lady ever.)
Girl: Wow, you sure know what to say with ladies.
Lord Tourettes: Yo babe! (pulls out a twenty dollar note) Put that twenty up your ASS!
5 HOURS LATER
(Blue wakes up on the floor)
Blue: Huh? What happened?
Red: Dude that party was AWESOME!
Rapper: (wakes up) Ugh, I don't remember what happened last night.
Red: I did! I recorded EVERYTHING! (puts on video)
(Everyone is seen with shocked faces)
Rapper: I won $1,000 on slot machines?
Lord Tourettes: Holy SHIT! Lady Tourettes is going to kill me!
Blue: I can't believe I did ALL that! I feel so embarrased!
Raccoon: I wirr never forget dis night.
Red: So Blue? What did you think of the party?
Blue: (angry) Red! That was.... (starts to smile) The best party I ever had.
Red: Yeah! (hi-fives Blue)
Rapper: Wait where's Trollz0r?
(shows Trollz0r still drunk driving a car running over people)
Trollz0r: (Aww Yea face) Why is there a steering wheel in my bedroom?