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Dragged to Hell
Road Trip
Air date 9-6-2013
Written by YoshiRocker13
Other episodes by the author

Crappy Valentine's Day

Meet the Parents

 Fed up with the times Blue doesn't enjoy 'fun' things, Red decides to take Blue out for a simple road trip, well maybe it won't be simple but a little crazy.

Characters

Transcript

(in Red & Blue's apartment, it shows a huge mess with both Red & Blue asleep on the floor, Blue wakes up)

Blue: Ughhh my head. (places hand on forehead) What the? Red! Stop forcing me to get drunk!

Red: (talks in sleep) I don't wanna have man sex with Blue.

Blue: Gross! Wake up! (slaps Red)

Red: GAAAH!!! (slaps Blue) What the fuck man!?

Blue: Red! Don't ever get me into these stupid parties EVER AGAIN! (begins vacuuming the floor)

Red: Aw come on dude! That was fun!

Blue: Well not for me!

Red: Why don't you ever have fun on these parties!?

Blue: I can give you 3 reasons! One: You forced me to drink beer and I almost choked! Two: You once again did the Freshman 15 challenge again! And Three: YOU MESSED THIS PLACE UP AND I FELL ASLEEP!!!

Red: You should really learn to have fun sometimes! The only times you have fun is when you celebrate something LAME!

Blue: (annoyed) Just SHUT UP! (continues cleaning the floor)

(Timecut, shows Red walking down the street with beer when Rapper accidentally knocks Red over and drops his beer)

Red: (gasps) MY BABY! Oh wait, Boobs are my baby. Dude what the heck was that for!?

Rapper: Sorry dude, I'm kinda busy right now! (shoots behind him at some street gangs) That's the last of them.

Red: Dude I'm just like real fucked up right now!

Rapper: Why?

Red: It's like Blue never wants to have the same fun I have.

Rapper: Well I think I have a plan to get him to have some fun! (whispers unknown words in Red's ear)

THE NEXT DAY

Red: So I thought maybe we could go to the museum but can I drive?

Blue: (sighs) Okay, but don't crash like last time.

Red: Last time?

(Flashback begins)

(Shows Red driving the car while drinking)

Blue: Red stop drinking and driving! You'll crash!

(soon the car crashes into the apartment, Mr. Dingleberry walks out)

Mr. Dingleberry: Now what did you assholes do this time?

Red: Nothing! (drinks again)

Blue: (face palms) God damn it Red!

(Flashback ends)

Red: Oh yeah.

Blue: Let's just go. (gets in car)

(Timecut, Red is driving but he passes the museum leaving Blue suspicious)

Blue: Uh Red? You just passed the museum!

Red: I think I noticed that! (suddenly ties up Blue and putting duct tape on Blue's mouth)

Blue: (muffled words) RED! WHAT THE FUCK!?

Red: Whoo! Sal Sagev here we come!

(soon the gang arrive in Sal Sagev and meet up with other guys)

Rapper: I told you the plan would work! (begins smashing the car)

Blue: Rapper! What the fuck!? Why did you do that!?

Rapper: So you can't go home! We brought you here to understand OUR type of fun!

Lord Tourettes: Yeah! It'll be a piece of SHIT!

Blue: But I don't want to do this!

Raccoon: At reast give yourserf a chance.

Trollz0r: (okay face) Please?

Blue: (groans) Fine!

Red: WHOO! Party time!

(inside Red is seen talking to a lady)

Red: Excuse me baby pardon my spanish language but, Quiero follarte! (I wanna fuck!)

Woman: Wow! I just love spanish! What does that mean?

Red: It means I wanna FUCK!

Woman: Whoo! (begins making out with Red)

Blue: (sits at a bar) Ugh I can't take this anymore.

Red: Dude come here! (pulls Blue)

Manager: Ah sir, you know how to play craps?

Red: This guy does!

Blue: No! I'm not crapping!

Red: Just do it! (throws fist at Blue)

Blue: Ugh fine! (tries crapping but only poops out one poop)

Red: Come on dude do it harder! (slaps Blue and he suddenly starts crapping alot)

Blue: Gaah my ass!

Manager: My! That was better then the last one!

Blue: I did it?

Red: Having fun?

Blue: Wow! I am really, (recognises) HAVING THE WORST TIME OF MY LIFE!!! (walks away)

Raccoon: Just admit it Red, dat-a Brue wirr never have fun rike you.

Red: (sighs) Maybe your right.

Blue: (sits at a bar) This is just not right.

Bartender: Could I get you anything sir?

Blue: Nah I'm good. (suddenly looks both ways) Actually can I just have 1 bottle of beer?

Bartender: (hands Blue the beer) Here you go.

Blue: (slowly drinks) Not bad I guess. Actually that was pretty good! (drinks more)

Red: (scares Blue) Ha! You ARE having a great time!

Blue: What? No I'm not! I'm just drinking beer! That's all! (drinks beer)

Red: Yeah? Well it won't be long before you get drunk!

Blue: (realises) Uhhh. (drinks all of the beer suddenly becoming drunk) Wow! Party time!

Red: Hah! He's now one of us!

Rapper: Well maybe the plan worked after all!

(soon Blue is seen chugging a bottle of beer)

All: Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

(Blue finishes the beer)

All: YEAH!!!

(soon Blue is seen making out a girl)

Blue: Let's just say lady that I sure do like to... (pulls her towards him) Ich denke, Ihr nur die sexiest Frau überhaupt. (I think your just the sexiest lady ever.)

Girl: Wow, you sure know what to say with ladies.

Lord Tourettes: Yo babe! (pulls out a twenty dollar note) Put that twenty up your ASS!

5 HOURS LATER

(Blue wakes up on the floor)

Blue: Huh? What happened?

Red: Dude that party was AWESOME!

Rapper: (wakes up) Ugh, I don't remember what happened last night.

Red: I did! I recorded EVERYTHING! (puts on video)

AFTER VIDEO

(Everyone is seen with shocked faces)

Rapper: I won $1,000 on slot machines?

Lord Tourettes: Holy SHIT! Lady Tourettes is going to kill me!

Blue: I can't believe I did ALL that! I feel so embarrased!

Raccoon: I wirr never forget dis night.

Red: So Blue? What did you think of the party?

Blue: (angry) Red! That was.... (starts to smile) The best party I ever had.

Red: Yeah! (hi-fives Blue)

Rapper: Wait where's Trollz0r?

(shows Trollz0r still drunk driving a car running over people)

Trollz0r: (Aww Yea face) Why is there a steering wheel in my bedroom?

-Episode Ends-

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