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Drunk Night
Martini1
"BOOZE!"
Air date 05/07/12
Written by LordTourettes00
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 Red takes Blue, Pink and Stacy on a booze cruise around town, resulting in some interesting events. If you know what I mean.

Transcript

(Red, Blue, Pink and Stacy are walking down a street full of bars and clubs. Stacy looks drunk already; Pink looks unhappy; Red seems happy and Blue looks unhappy too)

Blue: Red, where the hell are we going?

Pink: I don't like this area, Blue. It looks rough!

Stacy: Shut Up! Lets Party! WOOO! (Runs into a club. Red, Blue and, reluctently, Pink, follow)

(Inside the club, there are several pole dancers, loud music playing, with The Raccoon the DJ, and everyone with extensive alcohol)

Red: Blue, have this! (Thrusts two bottles of Vodka into his hands)

Pink: Well, if it's on the house... (Grabs a bottle and drinks some)

Blue: Pink, I thought you used to be an alcoholic?

Pink: Meh. One bit won't matter.

(Cue Card: 1 HOUR LATER)

('Bath Rhymes' is playing. Stacy and a drunk Pink are dancing next to a pole. Red and Blue are both very drunk too. Stacy takes a swig from a vodka bottle.)

Red: WOOO! PARTY TIME!

Blue: I haven't *hick* had this much fun in *hick* ages!

(A girl comes over and grabs a bottle off Red)

Red: What you doin Bitch?

Girl: (Matter Of Factly) Gettin a drink!

Red: NO ONE STEALS RED'S BOOZE!

(Red and the random girl start making out. Pink comes over)

Pink: (Stammering) Blue. This is, this is the be... best night EVER! (Starts kissing Blue)

Red: Everyone! With Me!

(Red, the random girl, Blue, Pink, Stacy and two other girls run up some stairs and into a bedroom. Inside, Blue and Pink start making out while Red, Stacy and the three strippers do the same)

(Cue Card: THE NEXT MORNING)

(A hungover Blue wakes up in bed with Pink asleep next to him. There is a stripper in the bed with thier arms around Pink. On the other bed, Red, Stacy and two of the strippers are in a massive pile)

Blue: (Groans) What the hell happened?

Red: (Wakes Up and groans too) God. I must have got hammered last night (Laughs)

Pink: (Wakes Up and groans) I can't remember what happened last night.

Red: I do! (Jumps up and grabs a camera) I filmed everything last night. Let's Watch!

(Cue Card: 1 HOUR LATER)

(Blue, Pink, Red and Stacy are looking at the camera. Red and Stacy look fine; Pink and Blue look shocked)

Pink: I had sex with one of those strippers?

Blue: I had sex with you? Wow. I just lost my virginity and I can't remember it.

Red: You'll remember when the alcohol wears off. Thats Booze for you!

Pink: Oh my God. (Groans)

Red: Oh, Blue. You didn't wear a condom.

(Silence)

Blue & Pink: (At the same time) OH FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU.......

(Episode Ends)

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