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Le Petit Tourette
Red takes Blue, Pink and Stacy on a booze cruise around town, resulting in some interesting events. If you know what I mean.
(Red, Blue, Pink and Stacy are walking down a street full of bars and clubs. Stacy looks drunk already; Pink looks unhappy; Red seems happy and Blue looks unhappy too)
Blue: Red, where the hell are we going?
Pink: I don't like this area, Blue. It looks rough!
Stacy: Shut Up! Lets Party! WOOO! (Runs into a club. Red, Blue and, reluctently, Pink, follow)
(Inside the club, there are several pole dancers, loud music playing, with The Raccoon the DJ, and everyone with extensive alcohol)
Red: Blue, have this! (Thrusts two bottles of Vodka into his hands)
Pink: Well, if it's on the house... (Grabs a bottle and drinks some)
Blue: Pink, I thought you used to be an alcoholic?
Pink: Meh. One bit won't matter.
(Cue Card: 1 HOUR LATER)
('Bath Rhymes' is playing. Stacy and a drunk Pink are dancing next to a pole. Red and Blue are both very drunk too. Stacy takes a swig from a vodka bottle.)
Red: WOOO! PARTY TIME!
Blue: I haven't *hick* had this much fun in *hick* ages!
(A girl comes over and grabs a bottle off Red)
Red: What you doin Bitch?
Girl: (Matter Of Factly) Gettin a drink!
Red: NO ONE STEALS RED'S BOOZE!
(Red and the random girl start making out. Pink comes over)
Pink: (Stammering) Blue. This is, this is the be... best night EVER! (Starts kissing Blue)
Red: Everyone! With Me!
(Red, the random girl, Blue, Pink, Stacy and two other girls run up some stairs and into a bedroom. Inside, Blue and Pink start making out while Red, Stacy and the three strippers do the same)
(Cue Card: THE NEXT MORNING)
(A hungover Blue wakes up in bed with Pink asleep next to him. There is a stripper in the bed with thier arms around Pink. On the other bed, Red, Stacy and two of the strippers are in a massive pile)
Blue: (Groans) What the hell happened?
Red: (Wakes Up and groans too) God. I must have got hammered last night (Laughs)
Pink: (Wakes Up and groans) I can't remember what happened last night.
Red: I do! (Jumps up and grabs a camera) I filmed everything last night. Let's Watch!
(Cue Card: 1 HOUR LATER)
(Blue, Pink, Red and Stacy are looking at the camera. Red and Stacy look fine; Pink and Blue look shocked)
Pink: I had sex with one of those strippers?
Blue: I had sex with you? Wow. I just lost my virginity and I can't remember it.
Red: You'll remember when the alcohol wears off. Thats Booze for you!
Pink: Oh my God. (Groans)
Red: Oh, Blue. You didn't wear a condom.
Blue & Pink: (At the same time) OH FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU.......
- I was high when I wrote this - LordTourettes00