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Epic Game
Video Game
Red & Rapper's video game
Air date 21/8/2013
Written by YoshiRocker13
Location Red & Blue's apartment
Other episodes by the author

First Short

TBA

 Red & Rapper fail to get their game into the store so they try everything they can to raise $5,000 to publish their game

Characters

Transcript

(shows Red & Rapper testing out their new game)

Rapper: Dude! This game is ready for sale!

Red: Let's do it bro!

Blue: Did you guys even test out the other parts?

Red: Those other parts suck as hell!

Blue: And why did you add it in the first place?

Rapper: Oh It takes you to a video of you dancing naked.

Blue: WHAT!? YOU GUYS RECORDED ME IN THE SHOWER!!?

Red: OUR game! OUR rules!

Blue: (mutters) Stupid idiots. I hate my life.

(shows Red & Rapper at StopGame with Jess at the counter)

Red: Yo Jesse baby!

Jess: (annoyed) Hi Red.
Wat

Wat?

Rapper: We're here to put this game on sale like we said.

Jess: Alright where's your $5,000?

Red: (poker face) What?

Jess: Well you can't just put this in for free. You need cash.

Rapper: Oh please! We have PLENTY of money! Right Red?

Red: Um no. I spent it all to buy prostitutes.

Rapper: (face palms) Oh great.

(the two are back at the apartment)

Rapper: Alright here's what gonna happen. We create a StartKicker project and we get friends to pledge money to our project!

Red: Not the best fucking idea but okay.
Project

StartKicker Backers

(a few weeks later the two check out the startkicker project)

Red: Wow epic fail.

Rapper: I thought you asked people to pledge!

Red: I was too busy hanging out with Stacy!

Rapper: Alright Red. We can go with your idea.

(shows the bank peacefully when suddenly explosions are heard and Red & Rapper burst in)

Red: ALRIGHT NOBODY MOVE!!!

(everyone freezes in fear)

Rapper: We are robbing this shit!

(next day at Gamestop)

Jess: Well you guys got the money. I can sell the game.

Red: YES! (hi-fives and punches Rapper)

(few weeks later Red & Rapper recieve bad reviews for their game)

Rapper: Man we suck.

Red: We should have used Blue's nerd powers.

Blue: (pops out of nowhere) IT'S HACKING!

-Short ends-

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