Red & Rapper's video game
|Location||Red & Blue's apartment|
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Red & Rapper fail to get their game into the store so they try everything they can to raise $5,000 to publish their game
- Kari (on Startkicker)
- Wolf (on Startkicker)
- Stacy (on Startkicker)
- Lord Tourettes (on Startkicker)
(shows Red & Rapper testing out their new game)
Rapper: Dude! This game is ready for sale!
Red: Let's do it bro!
Blue: Did you guys even test out the other parts?
Red: Those other parts suck as hell!
Blue: And why did you add it in the first place?
Rapper: Oh It takes you to a video of you dancing naked.
Blue: WHAT!? YOU GUYS RECORDED ME IN THE SHOWER!!?
Red: OUR game! OUR rules!
Blue: (mutters) Stupid idiots. I hate my life.
(shows Red & Rapper at StopGame with Jess at the counter)
Red: Yo Jesse baby!Jess: (annoyed) Hi Red.
Rapper: We're here to put this game on sale like we said.
Jess: Alright where's your $5,000?
Red: (poker face) What?
Jess: Well you can't just put this in for free. You need cash.
Rapper: Oh please! We have PLENTY of money! Right Red?
Red: Um no. I spent it all to buy prostitutes.
Rapper: (face palms) Oh great.
(the two are back at the apartment)
Rapper: Alright here's what gonna happen. We create a StartKicker project and we get friends to pledge money to our project!Red: Not the best fucking idea but okay.
(a few weeks later the two check out the startkicker project)
Red: Wow epic fail.
Rapper: I thought you asked people to pledge!
Red: I was too busy hanging out with Stacy!
Rapper: Alright Red. We can go with your idea.
(shows the bank peacefully when suddenly explosions are heard and Red & Rapper burst in)
Red: ALRIGHT NOBODY MOVE!!!
(everyone freezes in fear)
Rapper: We are robbing this shit!
(next day at Gamestop)
Jess: Well you guys got the money. I can sell the game.
Red: YES! (hi-fives and punches Rapper)
(few weeks later Red & Rapper recieve bad reviews for their game)
Rapper: Man we suck.
Red: We should have used Blue's nerd powers.
Blue: (pops out of nowhere) IT'S HACKING!