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The universe is crumbling apart.

Characters

  • Red
  • Blue
  • everybody else

Transcript

Red: (s**ting on blue's pillow)

Blue: (walks into the room) DUDE WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY BED

Red: (gets up and quickly pulls up pants, 2 seconds of awkwardness later he pees himself)

Red: (blinks 2 times) (puts hands in front and moves them left and right) This is all an illusio-

Blue: I'M NOT F**KING STUPID. YOU STOP THIS NOW. THIS IS THE 30TH TIME TODAY.

Red: Dude chill out, you can buy a new one it will be just fine. (pillow dissolves into a pile of dust and the window opens, and it is blown out)

Red: Heheh.

Blue: GET OUT OF THE F**KING HOUSE

Red: I'll leave if you suck my d**k.

Blue: OUT YOU PIECE OF S**T !!

Camera pans outside, showing streets crumbling into a hole that continues to enlarge. Cars fall down into the hole.

A tornado forms outside, Blue is in it. His eyes are red with rage. His hands form blue energy balls.

Red: (holding on to the wall, everything is being sucked into Blue) BLUE STOP THIS!!

The sky turns red and red, until it is completely red. Blue then brings all the buildings onto Red, ending Dick Figures forever.

THE END.

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