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Fifi's Twilight Zone
Request 43
I hate you right now.
Air date 6-26-14
Written by AndrewBrauer, YoshiRocker13, & Alpha-Lonewolf
Directed by AndrewBrauer
Location Park & Professor Stick's Lab
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 Professor Stick decides to introduce his girlfriend Twilight, to his sister Fifi, how will this go for them?

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Transcript

Professor Stick was putting all of his inventions into his locked up room)

Professor Stick: GOTTA HIDE THEM ALL! I CAN'T LET HER TOUCH THEM!!

Twilight: From who Henry?

Professor Stick: Complicated thing! I'm hiding these inventions from my dumbass sister!

Twilight: Why that's quite rude, who is your sister anyway?

Professor Stick: You don't understand! My sister is NOT like any normal person! And the worst part is, SHE'S COMING OVER TODAY!

Fifi: (pops in the room) Cookie!

Twilight: Is this your sister Henry?

Professor Stick: (annoyed and bored tone) Yes, this is, my sister, Fifi.

Twilight: Oh, okay. It's a pleasure to meet you Fifi.

Fifi: Tee Hee, your hair looks funny (starts playing with Twilight's hair)

Twilight: (Confused) Um, thank you.

Professor Stick: Uhh, Fifi, allow me to introduce you to my girlfriend, Twilight. Or as you would call it, she's my taco.

Twilight: Taco?

Fifi: (pokes Twilights breasts) You have cookie bags on your chest.

Professor Stick: In her language, it means boyfriend or girlfriend. When she means THAT, she thinks of a girl as someone's friend.

Twilight: (Giggles) That's... cute.

Fifi: (sticks her hand in her bra to feel for cookies) what kind of cookies do you have in here?

Twilight: (To Fifi) I can give you some cookies, if you want.

Fifi: but you said there were cookies in here. (pulls the bra off and shakes it) Hey where are the cookies?

Professor Stick: (stares at Twilight's naked breasts) Oh my.

Twilight: (giggles) Henry?

Professor Stick: (quickly looks away) Nothing! Just put those bras back on Fifi.

Twilight: Fifi. (Puts her bra back on) I can make you a tree out of cookies.

Professor Stick: Please do, I just want her to leave me alone!

Twilight: How about a tree made of cookies?

Fifi: (takes Stick's Glasses) Wow clear cookies! (starts licking them)

Professor Stick: (snatches back the glasses) GIVE me back those glasses!

Twilight: Okay Fifi, why don't we go to the park?

Fifi: But I don't even drive so how can I park?

Twilight: Yes, but this park has trees made of cookies.

Fifi: does that mean I get Parkplace and Boardwalk? I get to pass go and collect $200! YAY!!!

Twilight: (To Professor Stick) I'd be surprised if she even has a boyfriend.

Fifi: Bruce Wayne is my taco because I'm Batman!

Twilight: Well then, how about we meet him and see how he deals with you.

Professor Stick: Uhh, to be precise, she DOES have a boyfriend.

Twilight: Oh really? Cause I was just trying to be cute, but we could meet him and figure out how to deal with Fifi in a more easier way.

(cuts to them with Bruce)

Bruce: You mostly just try and make her happy, and at least prevent her from doing anything dumb. But if there's an emergency, ALWAYS lead her to cookies.

Fifi: I know what you mean. that reminds me of the time when I went into the mens room. Twilight: That's it? Alright. (Senses a spell that turns a tree into a cookie tree)

Fifi: COOKIES! (starts eating the cookies)

Twilight: And I can do much more and add cookies to it.

Professor Stick: Wow thanks Twi, you solved my problems.

Twilight: That's why your my taco... shit, that sounded much better in my head. (Kisses Professor Stick on the cheek)

(Professor Stick blushes)

Fifi: (pops up behind them talking and spitting cookie crumbs at them) One time I went into the mens room and I saw them stare and yell at me and then I saw my sister in a mirror

(Twilight rolls her eyes and senses a spell that makes Fifi mute when she talks)

Professor Stick: Or you could simply remove her mouth, either way.

Twilight: Well, you do realize she's your sister right? That would be mean.

Fifi: (stares at them for a while until she starts talking again) And then i waved at her and she waved back at the same time and then i said wow and then she said wow at the same time.

Twilight: (Confused) What the... how could she speak again? I'm the only one who can change her back to normal!?

Professor Stick: Well actually, that won't work on her.

Twilight: Why?

Fifi: Then she started to do what I did every time I did something and then she did it too and then I realized she was my twin sister and then she we were going out the door and she disappeared

Twilight: I can fix this. (Senses a spell that stuffs her mouth with plenty of cookies) And when your done with that! (Senses a spell that turns a lake into a lake filled with cookies)

Professor Stick: Wow...

Fifi: (swallows them whole and continues) then i went back inside to find her and i saw that she came back to look for me. I told her to come out the window but she told me the same thing

Twilight: Now... (Whispers to Professor Stick) How do we get rid of her?

Professor Stick: There is only one way to get rid of her.

Twilight: Which is?

Fifi: Hey can I have another cookie? i'm still hungry like I haven't eaten for days

Professor Stick: If you ignore her a lot, she'll leave.

Twilight: (To Professor Stick) What about her boyfriend?

Professor Stick: That is the best way, get her to stay with Bruce.

Bruce: (sighs) I have to do everything myself... Uhh Fifi?

Fifi: Moosy!

Bruce: Do you want to stay with me for a while? We can have our own fun...

Fifi: Yeah! I know what we can do!

Bruce: Yeah, what do you want to do?

Fifi: Let's go on a date with Sticky

Bruce: Uhh, s-sure. Come on.

(Fifi hops onto Bruce's back and he walks away with her)

Twilight: So Henry... (Kisses him) We now have some free time.

Fifi: (drags Bruce back with her to them) Silly batman. Sticky is here

Professor Stick: Uhh, (lies) I'll catch up with you later Fifi.

Twilight: I have to... (Lies) Fix your brother's screwdriver in his lab.

Bruce: Fifi, why don't we leave these two alone for now?

Fifi: But my brother needs me to help in the lab because he wuvs me. (runs into the lab)

Twilight: Oh no.

Professor Stick: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! FIFI!!

(Hears a lot of crashing in the Lab)

Twilight: That can't be good.

Professor Stick: FIFI! GET OUT OF MY LAB!

Fifi: Hey what does this big red button do?

Professor Stick: (pulls Fifi away) No! Your not allowed to touch anymore things! Ever!

Fifi: Okay. (grabs Professor's Stick's hand to push the button)

Twilight: Can she not destroy anything?

Professor Stick: NO! You can't push the big red button!

Fifi: I didn't you did. now we get to watch the button movie

Professor Stick: Oh shit.

Fifi: when does the movie start?

(Lab explodes)

Professor Stick: (covered in smoke) I should have removed that red button.

Twilight: (Covered in Smoke) That would have helped.

The End

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