|Season 1, Episode 10|
PART ONE OF AN EPIC TWO-PARTER.
Narrator: The DICKS are out to kill the President. Simple. Also, they're on a plane headed fo D.C. I don't know where they got the plane, but whatever. I'm tired.
Samuel: Can you see anything up there, Pilot Derek?
Pilot Derek: Nope!
Co-Pilot Kaleb: No D.C. yet!
Issac: Hurry up!
Pilot Derek: Do you want me to break the sound barrier?
Issac: That would be awesome!
Pilot Derek:(over intercom) We are over Texas. Get yall's overalls ready!
Cameron: Isn't D.C in Maryland?
Samuel: Technically. It's not part of Maryland, but close to it.
The more you know.
Pilot Derek: We are over D.C!
I,C,K,S: Let's kill some peeps!
(The plane crashes into the White House.)
Issac: 'Sup bitches! We gonna kill 'yall!
Bamoa: Bro, don't shoot me!
(The V.A.G.I.N.A squad bashes through the door.)
Nicole: Yeah, don't shoot him!
Absinthe: We're gonna kill you guys!
Bamoa: I bet on Cameron.
Cameron: Oh, Bamoa. You know I'm your bro.
(They fist bump.)
Issac: So why are you gonna kill u-(Gets shot in the leg.) Shit!
Bamoa: Jesus! I'll take you to the infirmary!
Amy: So. Any last words?
Cameron: You have great boobs.
(Nicole looks down at her chest.)
Nicole: God dammit, Cameron.
Bamoa: Nice one.
(Cammy and Bamoa fist bump again.)
Derek: Any of you gonna fight against us, or are you going to leave your guns in the air?
(Derek, Cameron, Kaleb and Samuel all shoot. Violet, Amy, Georgia and Ianthe all get shot in the chest.)
Derek: Let's get the fuck outta here!
(They jump out of the ceiling.)
Cameron: Why didn't we kill the president?
Derek: We can let the V.A.G.I.N.A squad kill him and get arrested!
Samuel: Man, you think of fucking everything.
Derek: Hell yeah.
(They all get sunglasses and fly away from an explosion.)
DICKS Squad: HELL YEAH!
(Back in the W.H...)
Ianthe: Where did they go?
Absinthe: I dunno.
(They all get sunglasses and they all shoot the President.)
VAGINA Squad: HELL YEAH!