| Teabag Gamerz | |
|---|---|
 "Challenge Accepted!" | |
| Air date | Friday 15th June 2012 |
| Written by | LordTourettes00 |
| Other episodes by the author | |
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Apocalypse Meow |
Red, Blue, Lord Tourettes, The Raccoon and Trollzor set out on an epic journey to find the ultimate Flame War asshole that keeps beating them.
Transcript[]
(Red, Blue, Trollz0r and Lord Tourettes are playing Modern Flame War 3)
Lord Tourettes: Well this is FUCKING brilliant! (Giggles)
(Trollz0r's avatar kills a yellow opponent)
Trollz0r: Headshot, Bitch!
(Blue's avatar is knifed in the head by a grey avatar)
Blue: Damn!
(A familiar voice comes through the radio): Aha! Prepare for a teabagging motherfucka! (Teabags Blue's dead avatar)
(Lord Tourettes avatar is shot by the same grey avatar)
Lord Tourettes: Oh SHIT!
Red: Just me and you now, Crazy Face!
Trollz0r: Yeah! (Trollzor's avatar and Red's avatar are killed in quick succession)
Red: Shit!
Trollz0r: (FFFFUUUU/Rage Face) FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU.......!
Red: Who is this asshole?
Blue: They must be pretty good to beat Trollzor and you!
Red: We gotta find this dick!
Lord Tourettes: Well how the FUCK are we gonna find him?
Trollz0r: (No longer doing Rage Face) I could do da hack thing!
Blue: Yeah! Great Idea!
Time Lapse
(Trollz0r is at a computer; the other three are crowded around him)
Blue: Apparently, this douchebag lives in England!
Red: Lets go then!
Blue: Wait! We can't take on this guy, especially if he is British! We'll need a warrior...
All: But Who?
(A lightbulb appears above Blue)
Blue: Bingo!
Time Lapse
(The gang are in The Raccoon's appartment)
The Raccoon: I'll be delighted to join you on your quest. But on one condition!
Red: What?
Raccoon: I can join you next time you have a game night
Blue: Thats fine
Raccoon: Excellent. Onwards, to England!
Lord Tourettes: Yeah, BITCH!
Time Lapse
(Red, Blue, The Raccoon, Lord Tourettes and Trollz0r are in a plane wearing parachutes)
Trollz0r: I see da target (Points at a large mansion-type building surrounded by fields and trees)
Lord Tourettes: Lets go, ASSHOLES!
(All five jump out of the plane, open parachutes and land next to the mansion)
Blue: Oh Shit!
(Everyone sees an army of butlers coming towards them)
Raccoon: Lets do this!
(The Raccoon pulls out two swords, while the others pull out an assortment of guns. The two sides engage in a huge battle, with Lord Tourettes shouting random swearwords in the proccess. Eventually Red&Co win)
Red: Who were those douchebags?
Trollz0r: Whoever dey were, de came from in dere (points towards mansion)
Blue: We need to get in!
Trollzor: (Challenge Accepted face) Challenge Accepted!
Time Lapse
(Red places some C4 on a wall, blowing a hole in it. They all go through the hole and end up in a large hall with a familier Grey figure in a chair at the other end)
Red: (Gasp) YOU!
(Grey Figure turns out to be Earl Grey)
Earl Grey: AHA! Its Batman, his pathetic conpanion The Bloser. And they've bought along some friends. A cute little Raccoon, a troll and a hat-wearing green child! How terrible! Quite!
Red: (Narrow Eyes and Deep Voice) Lets Do This!
(Epic music starts playing as Earl Grey and some butlers engage in a battle. Trollzor and Lord Tourettes battle a majority of the butlers; Trollzor has his Troll face on, and Lord Tourettes swears everytime he kills a butler): FUCK! SHIT! ASS! DOUCHE! COCK! DICK! BITCH! (Blue and The Raccoon take on the main butlers; Blue shoots them in the head, while The Raccoon stabs them. Red participates in an airborne fight against Earl Grey; Eventually Red kung-fu kicks Earl Grey several times in the face, stomach and crotch, injuring him)
Earl Grey: (In his death row) Oh bugger! Guess thats the end of my teabagging (Dies)
Trollzor: (Awwww Yeah Face) AWWWW YEAH MOTHAFUCKA
Red: IT IS DONE!
Blue: Um... What do we do now?
(Silence)
Red: I know! (Starts teabagging Earl Grey's corpse)
Blue: Dude, what the fu...
Episode Ends