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Fools of April
Fools of April
"April Fools mother fucker!"
Air date April 2nd, 2014
Written by YoshiRocker13, Alpha-Lonewolf
Directed by YoshiRocker13
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Summary

Red and Wolf play April Fools pranks on everyone in the town, they all decide to strike back with help from a purple idiot...

Characters

Transcript

(Red was sleeping in his bed in Wolf's home)

Wolf: (jumps on Red's bed and puts the end of a shotgun in his face) You got two seconds to figure out what day it is asshole!

Red: Uh, T- Tuesday! (shrieks) Don't shoot me! I thought we were friends! (cries)

Wolf: (pulls the trigger a fart comes out of the gun in Red's face) It's April fools day you boob! (laughs)

Red: (gags) The fuck is your problem?!

Wolf: this is my next favorite time of year! time to get out the old pranks and let the laughs fly... mostly my laughs.

Red: Alright bro, I forgive you. (suddenly opens a curtain which shows Fox's dead corpse with blood spilled everywhere)

Wolf: (frozen still) you do know what you have done right? (Slams Red against a wall) What you did Red was forget one serious thing!

Red: Wh- What!?

(they hear Fox scream in her room)

Red: FOX!?! (runs into her room)

Wolf: I knew that wasn't Fox cuz I set her up with a prank to know it wasn't her.

Red: What?!

Fox: (Comes out looking pale) I can't believe it! I don't know how it happened!

Red: What?! What happened?!

Fox: (holds out a pregnancy tester that tested positive) I found this in me when I woke up... I'm pregnant.

Red: WHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT!?!?!

Wolf: That's if i didn't color it to test positive before putting it in her for an April Fools joke (laughs)

Fox: ... what?

Wolf: April fools Foxy Loxy!

Fox: WOOOOOLF!!! (shakes the whole cabin)

Wolf: Oh shit! gotta go! (Dashes out of the cabin)

Red: W- Wait for me! (Dashes out the cabin)

(Later in the city.)

Red: Dude, that prank on Fox was a terrible idea.

Wolf: at least we lived to prank the rest of the day right?

Red: Hell yeah braw!

(at Flame's house)

Flame: Today is April Fools, so today is when I MUST control my anger..

(a knock at the door)

Flame: (answers) Hello?

(A pie flies into Flame's face)

Red: April Fools fucker! (laughs)

Flame: (pissed off) YOU FUCKERS WILL PAY FOR THIS!!!

Wolf: just to let you know that isn't cream on the pie!

Flame: Then what is it!?

Red: it's semen!

Flame: EUGH!!! YOU WILL REGERET THE DAY YOU WERE BORN!!!

(Bitchess' house)

Bitchess: Aah April Fools. The day I prank all those losers.

(Bitchess begins to hear eggs being tossed at her house)

Bitchess: (looks out her window) Hey! What are you- (notices Wolf with Red) YOU!!! (storms outside) YOU TWO HAD BETTER STOP THROWING EGGS AT MY HOUSE!

(Bitchess then sinks in her sidewalk up to her neck)

Bitchess: What the fuck!? (tries to get out) Did you put wet cement here!?

Wolf: this was phase one of our april fools joke to you.

Bitchess: FUCK YOU!!! (struggles to get out) NOW I HAVE MORE HATE INTO YOU!!!

Red: But don't you want to know about phase two?

Bitchess: (glares at Red) What's phase two!?

Wolf: Those eggs belonged to a dozen eagles (tosses the eagles' nest right next to Bitchess)

Red: See ya.

(both Red and Wolf run away right when eagles land next to Bitchess looking angry)

Bitchess: (Angrily to the Eagles) The fuck are you lookin' at little hairballs?!

(The Eagles start swooping and scratching Bitchess.)

Bitchess: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

(Blue and Pink were sitting in the park)

Pink: (glares around) I don't trust people on April Fools day...

Blue: Don't worry, I'll make sure no one gets you..

(a giant tentacle comes out from a bush and grabs Pink)

Pink: (screams in fear) HELP!

Blue: PINK! (looks around in shock) Where's a sword when you need one!?

Deep Voice: I Ocho Muerte have come to wreak my vengeance on you!

Blue: WHAT?! But I thought you were dead!

Ocho Muerte's Voice: (from behind the bush) Fool! you can't stop us!

Blue: (pulls a sword out) Of course I- wait.. US?

(Wolf moves the bush to show him and Red operating a mechanical tentacle holding Pink)

Red: April fools!

Blue: GOD DAMN IT!

Pink: WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?!

Wolf: (laughs) You should have seen the looks on you faces!

Pink: SHUT UP!

Red: Well, have fun being weirdos! (runs off with Wolf)

(shows Raccoon making sushi in his home)

Wolf: (Burst through his doors) RUN RACCOON! THEY'RE DROPPING THE BOMB OVER HIROSHIMA!

Raccoon: Hory Shit! What do I do?!

Red: (opens a lid in the ground) Jump in here quick!

(Raccoon jumps in the hole in the ground and makes a splat sound. As Red and Wolf laugh, Raccoon pokes his head out of the hole covered in shit)

Red: That is the septic tank!

Wolf: April fools!

(Raccoon growls with anger and whacks Red and Wolf across their heads with his staff)

Raccoon: (storms off) I knew i wasn't in-a Hiroshima!

(Red and Wolf continue to laugh)

(Lord Tourettes was skipping through the city)

Wolf: Hey L.T.? I have some bad news.

Lord Tourettes: Wh- What the FUCK is it?

Red: They cut down the shit piss fart woods to build a city dump.

Lord Tourettes: NOOOOOO!!!

Wolf: And Lady Tourettes was in the house before they knocked it down.

Lord Tourettes: NO! Not my BITCH! (cries)

Lady Tourettes: But I'm right here...

Red: (hands over a piece of wood to Lord Tourettes) I think you should have this made from a tree of the woods.

Lord Tourettes: (cries with waterfalls)

Lady Tourettes: L.T.! Don't cry!

(The wooden sign say April Fools on it)

(Lord Tourettes becomes angry as steam comes out his ears)

Lord Tourettes: GODDAMNMOTHERFUCKINGCUNTBALLSOFPUSSYASSDICKLICKERS!!! (pants)

(Wolf and Red run off laughing)

(Broseph was flirting with girls)

Broseph: Nice boobies ladies.

(Wolf and Red knock out Broseph and later he wakes up tied to a chair)

Broseph: Aaw uncool bras! Where am I anyways?

Wolf: we just wanted to give you a little gift.

Red: We noticed that you needed a hair cut, so we gave you one.

Broseph: Uh, that's kind of nice of you brahs...

(Wolf shows Broseph a mirror to show him completely bald)

Wolf: We made sure to rip out the roots of your hair so it doesn't grow back.

Broseph: (screams) MY SEXY HAIR!

Red: Here is what's left of the hair we didn't burn.

(gives him a small bag of hair)

Broseph: My hair! (puts the remains on his head)

Wolf: (takes off a fake rubber scalp from Broseph's head covering his hair) April fools!

Broseph: I HATE YOU BROS!

Red: we hate you too. (kick Broseph over in his chair)

(shows Fox walking through the city with a pissed look on her face)

Fox: How could he do that to me? I want to get him back but how?

(Flame, Bitchess, along with everyone else Red and Wolf pranked walk by Fox with pissed faces)

Fox: (Noticed them) Wolf and Red got you too?

Flame: FUCK YEAH THEY DID!!!

Bitchess: THEY MADE EAGLES ATTACK ME!

Lord Tourettes: THEY LIED TO ME AND SAID MY HOUSE WAS DESTROYED!

Blue: They practically got ALL of us!

Fox: (looks at Broseph with a cage over his hair) Why are you wearing that?

Broseph: They tricked me into thinking my hair was cut off! I'm making sure no one does that again!

Bitchess: I swear, I'm going to get them back!

Blue: We gotta do something!

Raccoon: No-a doubt Worf wirr be-a prepared for a prank on-a him for-a retariation

(Bitchess has a thought)

Bitchess: Why don't we get that retarded purple bitch onto him?

Blue: You mean Fifi?

Bitchess: Yeah, whatever her name is.

Lord Tourettes: Isn't that CUNT with that DICK!?!

Bitchess: Fuck.

Blue: Actually, I got an idea. (to Professor Stick's lab)

Professor Stick: So you want me to bring in Fifi from the past? A fifi that's obsessed with Wolf?

Pink: Yes.

Bitchess: Does it really fucking matter? As long as one of them is obsessed with Wolf!

(goes back to the events of The Annoying Thing)

Rapper: GET THE FUCK OFF ME YOU RETARDED FUCK!

Fifi: (Sees Professor Stick) AHH! Mummy!

(Professor Stick holds a cookie for Fifi to get)

Professor Stick: Come with me and I'll take you to a place where Wolf will marry you.

Fifi: YIPPY! COOKIE MARRIED!

(Professor Stick takes Fifi back to the present, it shows the present Fifi with Bruce, suddenly the present Fifi disappears)

Bruce: WHAT THE FUCK!?

(back to the lab)

Professor Stick: It wasn't easy, but I got her.

Fifi: (points at Flame) You look like an apple.

Flame: SHUT UP!!!

Pink: Alright, let's do this.

(shows Blink at the park eating ice cream)

Wolf: (puts the yellow contacts on Red) Remember just try to act as if you're possessed again.

Red: Gotcha.

(Red approaches Blink with a dark demonic voice and black eyes)

Blink: (freaks out) Who are you!?

Red: Your flesh looks tasty.

(Blink screams in fear)

(Red approaches Blink with a demonic laugh)

Red: Now to take your soul...

Blink: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (cries very loudly) (Wolf laughs in the bushes when suddenly Fifi jumps onto him with joy)

Wolf: What the fuck?!

Fifi: WOLFY POO!

Wolf: What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Red: Huh!?

(Red backs away but falls into a pit, where the Fat Ugly Girl falls onto Red)

Red: AUUUGH!!!

Wolf: If you don't get off me Fifi. I'm going to resort to my new secret weapon.

Fifi: A wedding ring like you promised?

Wolf: (About to get angry) That does it. THERE IS A GIRL HERE FORCING ME TO MARRY HER!!!

Goldie: (Out of nowhere Goldie tackles Fifi and starts punching and scratching her) I'll cut you for living!

Fifi: Yay! Tickle fight!

Blue: (Watching) Whoa, I seriously didn't see that one coming.

Bitchess: Well whatever! At least we got him back! (laughs evily) My revenge is complete.

Everyone: April Fools Everyone!

(END)

(after-credits)

Red: Is anyone gonna let me out of here?!

(REAL END)

Trivia

  • First April Fools Episode.
  • First time Bitchess wins in the end.

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