|For The Love of Pussy|
I love petting pussy!
|Written by||Alpha-Lonewolf and YoshiRocker13|
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The New Kid On The Kill
Wolf comes up with a prank for the guys and it involves Stacy and a pussy cat.
(Stacy looking at a Playboy magazine until Wolf kicks down her door)
Wolf: Wazzup Stacy babe!
Stacy: Wolf! Are you coming to rape me?
Wolf: Uh, no.
Stacy: Do you want to?
Wolf: (changes subject) uh listen. I got you a gift. (Shows present)
Stacy: Ooh! What is it?
Wolf: it's name is Pussy.
Stacy: (open box to see a cat) OH MY GOD! it's adorable!
Wolf: Let's go somewhere to eat.
Stacy: Oh my man!
(Later at a cafe. Red is in the next booth)
Stacy: thanks for the gifts Wolf. i knew you always had feelings for me.
Red: Wolf! Whatcha doing with Stacy!?
Wolf: (grins and hides the cat on stacy's lap) So stacy, What do you think of your pussy?
Stacy: (Lowers her hand under the table so Red can't see) Oh my god it's sooo soft and warm!
Wolf: what else?
Stacy: I just love petting it and stroking it's soft fuzzy texture.
Red: (eyes grow wide) wha?
Stacy: I want to just eat my pussy up!
Stacy: I could just kiss it all day.
Rapper: (walks in the resteraunt and takes a seat at a table)
(Red faints face first into his bowl of soup)
Rapper: (laughs at Red) What's up with you?
Wolf: Why don't you ask Stacy?
Rapper: What.... is she doing?
Stacy: I'm running my fingers across my pussy.
Rapper: (eyes widen) What?!
Stacy: just stroking it up and down slowly and softly
Wolf: (Hides his snickering) She really love her pussy.
Stacy: Who doesn't want to rub me pussy?
Rapper: That's just crazy!
Stacy: (moans) it feels sooo good.
Stacy: I want pussy on me everyday!
(Blue sits next to them in another booth)
Stacy: I want more pussies on me!
(Blue freezes after what he just heard)
Rapper: It's crazy I know
Stacy: I love how it feels when pussy rubs up and down my lap.
Blue: Sweet Jesus (begins to sweat a lot)
Stacy: (Moans louder) This pussy is just so warm and soft!
Blue: Oh dear God! (tries to cover the front of his pants with a menu)
Stacy: If I had a million pussies like this I would eat them all cuz they are sooo sweet.
Rapper: (covers eyes) What am I hearing!?
Blue: Shit! I gotta use the bathroom! (runs to the mens room)
(Broseph sits across from them at another table)
Stacy: Rrgh! i just want to squeeze this pussy cuz it's so fuzzy!
Broseph: (Spits out his drink) What the hell?!
Stacy: I should take this pussy out for a wild ride with my other girlfriends.
Broseph: (jaw drops and drools) Nice!
(shows Bruce & Fifi at another table)
Bruce: What is she saying!
Fifi: She says she has a pussy. I want to pet her pussy!
Stacy: Well come and pet the sweetness out of it.
Fifi: (pets the cat under the table from everyone's view) Wow! it's so fuzzy and warm!
Stacy: Pet it all you want bitch!
(Fifi pets the cat with Stacy as she moans)
(Broseph begins to masturbate along with Trollz0r)
Trollz0r: yeah baby. that's so hot!
Rapper: (gets up) I can't stand this! (when he walks off he suddenly sees the cat's tail)
Wolf: (Pulls the cat up) Got you all! it was just a cat named pussy!
Rapper: YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH!!!
Blue: (comes out sweating and exhausted) Wha... what's happening?
Bruce: Turns out that pussy Stacy was playing with was a CAT CALLED PUSSY!!!
Blue; WHAT!?!?! YOU MEAN I JUST MASTURBATED TO A DAMN CAT!?!?!
Rapper: I KNOW IT'S CRAZY!!!
Red: (Wakes up) it was still worth it.
COMMENT YOUR POLL VOTE
- 1/5 Unicorn Barf!
- 2/5 It was like Meh.
- 3/5 I guess it was... pretty good.
- 4/5 This is like crazy right?
- 5/5 CUZ I'M AWESOME