You should be friends again!
|Air date||May 2013|
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Lord Tourettes thinks Rapper & Bruce should be friends again but is the friendship going to work? I Know this episode was short but a longer one is coming soon.
(shows Rapper walking with Lord Tourettes who is crying)
Rapper: (annoyed) Oh for crying out fuck man It's just a hat!
Lord Tourettes: (crying) I need to find my PRECIOUS HAT! I've had that hat ever since I was a LITTLE BABY!
Rapper: I thought you had a whole wall full of hats.
Lord Tourettes: I do but I would never lose one! EVER!
Rapper: (face palm) Oh brother.
Bruce: Well what do we have here?
Rapper: BRUCE!? (pulls out 2 swords) Prepare to taste the fury of blood!
Bruce: (pulls out a shotgun) Over my dead body!
Lord Tourettes: Why do you two FIGHT?
Rapper: We fighted in high school
Bruce: This guy ALWAYS thought he was better than me!
Rapper: (grins) I always was.
Bruce: (angry) SHUT UP!!!
Lord Tourettes: But think of all the good times you two had togethor. It would have been SO GOREGOUS.
Rapper: Yeah right!
Bruce: I would never be friends with that dick again! (to Rapper) Don't make me use my secret weapon
Rapper: Fifi's already going to spend the whole day with Wolf.
(scene cuts to Wolf & Fifi who was eating cookies)
Fifi: (eating) Cookies...
Wolf: Why now!?
(scene cuts back to the three)
Bruce: Now stand still so I can kill you!
Lord Tourettes: But I'm sure you two use to MISS EACH OTHER!
(soon Rapper starts to smile and Bruce smiles too. They both walk up to each other)
Rapper: Sorry for all those years.
Bruce: Yeah. How about we go do some cool things?
Rapper: Yeah! (they both walk off)
Lord Tourettes: (crying) That's so TOUCHING!
(a montage begins. Rapper & Bruce are seen playing Flame Wars together in a team battle, then it shows the two shooting bullets near Earl Gray causing him to dance while dodging, then the two go swimming and pretend to be sharks scaring Pink)
2 Weeks Later
(shows the two walking down the street)
Rapper: I can't believe we're friends again!
Bruce: Yeah but it was totally worth it. But what was it we were fighting about?
Rapper: It was something in high school about who's the better student.
Bruce: That was so stupid. (starts to frown) But you always use to say I was the worst student ever!
Rapper: (angry) You always bullied me!
Bruce: WHY NOT SHUT UP!? (Pulls out his swords and a fight breaks out in a dust cloud)
Lord Tourettes: What DICKS!