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Fucked in the Past
Back to the Past 2
We're fucked!
Air date 10/9/2013
Written by YoshiRocker13, Alpha-Lonewolf
Directed by YoshiRocker13
Other episodes by the author

Life at Wolf's

Babysitter Fox

 Our favourite idiots are about to mess up the past. Especially if one of them happens to be Fifi

Characters

Transcript

(Red & Rapper are inside a bar both drinking beer and being bored)

Rapper: Fuck, I'm so bored.

Red: this time sucks let's go somewhere else

Steve: (walks inside) Well I might as well get some beer before I bring these cookies to-

Fifi: (Tackle Steve for the cookies) COOKIES!!!

Steve: Augh get off me!

(Red & Rapper start laughing at Steve)

Rapper: Way to go shit head!

Fifi: (eats cookies) part of a balanced pillow

(Red & Rapper spot bright light in the back of the bar)

Red: pretty light.

(The Bartender pushes a machine out preparing to push it out the bar until Rapper stops him)

Rapper: Just what you doing with that bro?

Bartender: This time machine has to go. I should have never bought it from that brown guy.

Red: how about we take it off your hands bar keep?

Bartender: (thinks) Fine. But that'll cost you $50.

Rapper: (pays him money) Thanks now fuck off.

Bartender: But whatever you do, don't go to the past and-

Rapper: Too late! (travels to the past with Red)

Red: (sings) going to the past oh yeah!

Fifi: HEY! look at that kid! (runs up and starts hugging Rapper)

Rapper: Oh god It's Fifi as a kid.

Fifi: Ginger dad man!

(Red starts laughing at Rapper)

Rapper: Cut it out! I'm not your ginger dad!

Fifi: Oreo papa!

(red laughs even more)

Rapper: SHUT UP!!!

Fifi: Waffer cookie daddy!

Red: (laughs hard) i can't breathe!

(Rapper throws a cookie near the school and Fifi chases after it, right at that moment Rapper uses the time machine with Red and transports further forward to a high school)

Red: aw man. I should have recorded that.

(a teenage Fifi skips out the high school)

Fifi: ANIMAL COOKIE MAN! (jumps on Rappers back)

Rapper: GOD DAMN IT!!!

(Rapper tries to get Fifi off his back but ends up taking him, Red & Fifi back to the present where the present Fifi still eats her cookies.)

Teen Fifi: MY COOKIE!

Fifi: My cookie!

(both fifi's fight for the cookies)

Rapper: Damn I'd love to see a Fifi fight

Red: (laughs more) Good thing I got that on camera.

young Fifi: (climbs on Red) HI CRAZY MAN!!!

Red: AUGH!!! What the fuck?!

Rapper: Aah! How did the young Fifi get here!

Young Fifi: I ate a hippo and made a wish to hide in your underwear!

Rapper: Great! THREE FIFIS!!! Wolf is going to kill me!

Fifi: WOLFY!!!

Young Fifi: who's Wolfy?

Teen Fifi: a puppy?

Fifi: He's our Taco!

All Fifis: WE HAVE A TACO!

(Fifi runs off to find Wolf while the other two follow)

Red: Wolf is gonna torture you for life.

Rapper: Shit.

(shows Wolf walking down the street)

Wolf: Why do I have the sudden urge to torture Rapper for life?

(all three Fifis jump out of nowhere and onto Wolf)

Wolf: WHAT! THE!! FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!

Young Fifi: I think I like Wolfy!

Teen Fifi: I love Wolfy!

Fifi: Wolfy is my taco Forever!

Wolf: RapPERRRRR!!!

Rapper: (peeks from behind a wall) Shit. How did he know it was me? Better get ready for a defense.

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