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|How Large is Too Large?|
|Season 1, Episode 6|
|Written by||MDKid663 and IONIX|
Amy and the Mysterious Dicks
Video Games Can Have Real Life Effects
(Damon is shooting Street Members)
(Nicole is looking out her window, seeing Damon shooting the Street Members.)
Nicole: *sigh* I wish I could do something fun like that.
(Damon quickly notices Nicole)
(Nicole quickly ducks below her window.)
Nicole: Oh gosh!
Damon: (sighs) Figures. (keeps shooting Street Member with his desert eagles)
(Nicole peeks out the window.)
Nicole: Hey you!
Nicole: Can I help you kill those Members?
Damon: Really? How?
(She jumps out her window, and falls out in a kicking position, kicking one of the members to the ground.)
Nicole: Like that.
(Nicole proceeds to absolutely destroy the rest of the members.)
Damon: (sarcastic) Well that's amazing.
(Nicole notices his sarcastic tone.)
Nicole: What's that supposed to mean?
Nicole (embarrassed): Oh... sorry.
Damon: Well see ya. (about to leave)
Nicole: No wait!
(Damon turns around.)
Nicole: You seem like a nice guy.
Nicole: Yeah! We should get to know each other more!
Damon: (sighs) Fine. I'm Damon.
Nicole: I'm Nicole! So, what do you do for a living?
Damon: Well. Black magic.
Nicole: That sounds awesome! Too bad I'm so grounded in reality...
Damon: What did you do?
Nicole: I'm part of the VAGINA squad. We're an organization devoted to fighting crime!
Damon: I see. And the members are Derek, Isaac, Cameron, Kaleb and Samuel.
Nicole: I...I'm not going to question how you know that.
Damon: And the squad members you are part are Violet, Amy, Georgia, Ianthe and Absinthe.
Nicole: Still kind of creepy.
Damon: Knowledge of all kind of people, people always say that.
Nicole: Okay then. So, want to go back to my place?
(Nicole starts walking Damon to his place, where she takes him into her bedroom.)
Damon: (confused) Umm, why are we in your bedroom?
Nicole (seductively): Because my idea of getting to know people is a little different...
Damon: (realizes as he sighs) Before we start this. (gives her an amulet) This will make you chest bigger.
(She uses the amulet, and her chest nearly quadruples in size.)
Damon: Oh! Would you look at time. Gotta go. (about to run off)
(She rubs her breasts against his back.)
Nicole: Oh c'mon, stay a while!
Damon: (sighs) Fine. Nicole: How about we start with the action?~ (She pushes him on the bed.)
Damon: You go first.
(Nicole unzips his pants, and shoves his dick into her virgin vagina.)
Nicole: Agh! So good!
Damon: (sighs) This is gonna take a long time.
Nicole: Oh no it's not!
(She grabs her lube, which makes the person more sexually aroused, and rubs it all over his dick.)
Damon: (starts to feel aroused) Uhhh, I kinda like were this is heading.
(Nicole laughs seductively.)
Nicole: How about you suck on my nice, large tits?
Damon: Alright. (licks Nicole's large tits)
Nicole: Mmm...your tongue feels so nice against my soft nipples...
Damon: (speaks in head) They are kinda soft and nice.
Nicole (speaks in head): Maybe I can get maximum pleasure if I bring out the big guns...
Nicole: Oboes! Get in here!
Nicole: You'll see.
(Oboes bursts into the room.)
Oboes: What's up?
Nicole: I need to get maximum pleasure out of this guy.
Damon: (speaks in head) Ah goddammit.
Oboes: Ooh, what's this?
(Oboes picks up the amulet, and her breasts grow two times larger.)
Oboes: Oh, this is going to be easy.
Spark: (comes by) Hey Oboes I just wanna come by an- What the fuck!?
(Spark sees Oboes sucking on Damon's dick, as Damon is licking Nicole's pussy.)
Spark: (facepalms) Oh god.
Spark: What the fuck!?
Damon (muffled): Come join in!
Spark: Sweet! (joins in)
(Nicole starts giving Spark a titjob.)
(Damon sucks Oboes tits)
Oboes: Oh yeah, suck my large tits!
(Spark groans more)
Nicole: Let's make your nice dick cum hard!
(Spark's pre-cum came out)
Nicole: Oh cum on! You can do better than that!
Spark: Ah fuck it. (shoots massive amounts of cum at Nicole)
Nicole: Oh god! There's so much!
Oboes: It's like a magical fountain!
Spark: (speaks in head) Does she really have to say that?
(Oboes squirts tons of milk out of her titties right into Damon's mouth.)
Damon: Man, I feel like a baby...
Oboes: Haha...my milk is really warm...
(Damon and Spark get off the bed.)
Damon: Thanks for excitement, ladies!
Oboes, Nicole: No problem!
(Nicole looks at Oboes seductively.)
Nicole: I could use a little more excitement...