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Hunt for Treasure
Hunt for Treasure
Air date April 2013
Written by YoshiRocker13
Other episodes by the author

Meet Rapper

Two Fighters Meet

 Red & Blue find a treasure map that leads to treasure, which is in a building. However they may not be the only ones looking for treasure. For the comic sequel, please go here.


Minor Characters

  • Lord Tourettes
  • Pink
  • Stacy
  • Broseph
  • Raccoon
  • Fifi (done by Alpha Lonewolf)


(It was a lovely day at the beach and several characters were having a great time.)

(Lord Tourettes is seen burying Broseph in the sand next to the water.)

Lord Tourettes: Have fun in there MOTHER FUCKER! (skips off)

(Broseph notices the tide coming in.)

Broseph: Uh, okay dude, you can pull me out now!

(The tide comes closer as Broseph starts to freak out.)

Broseph: (freaking out) Uh can someone PLEASE PULL ME OUT!!

(cuts to Pink taking pictures of the beach.)

Pink: Aah. This is just beautiful.

(Suddenly Stacy splashes water at Pink.)

Pink: What the? (angry) Stacy!!! You just destroyed my new camera!!!

Stacy: As if I care, bitch!

(Pink starts chasing Stacy. Scene cuts to Raccoon serving Japanese food at the beach.)

Raccoon: Come and get your free Japanese food! Vhell It's not actually free!

(Scene cuts to Red & Blue lying on the sand with sunglasses)

Red: That cloud looks like boobs.

Blue: Oh god.

(Suddenly a slip of paper falls on Blue's face)

Blue: What the hell? (picks the paper and reads it) Whoa dude! Check this out!

(Red leans over at the paper)

Red: Whoa! A treasure map! Maybe the treasure is a photo album containing boobs!

Blue: Well we'll just have to find out. Wait.... It's in a building? The treasure must be that awesome.

(time lapse, Red and Blue are already inside the building. They approach an elevator. A card reads 'OUT OF ORDER)

Blue: What!? Out of order!? That means we'll have to take....... The stairs.

Red: Let's Go!

Blue: Well It's just a few stairs right?


(Red & Blue reach the top. Blue is tired but Red is not.)

Blue: (about to faint) Uhhh!! SO MANY STAIRS!!!! (faints)

Red: Dude! We found it!

Blue: (wakes up) REALLY!?

(Before Red & Blue could take the treasure, a bullet hits Blue's hand)


(Red sees a mysterious character in the shadows so they couldn't tell who it was.)

Mysterious figure: So you think the treasure's yours it?

Red: Yeah! What's it to ya!?

(The Mysterious figure fires a bullet at Red but Red dodges it.)


(The Mysterious figure walks out of the shadow, the figure is revealed to be Rapper)

Red: Rapper? Name still sucks though. (snickers)


Rapper: Well Duh! I don't let no one touch what's rightfully mine.

Blue: We were the ones who found the treasure map first!

Rapper: Well so did I! (shows the map)

Blue: Well that doesn't matter! The treasure is ours!

Rapper: No! It's mine!

Blue: OURS!

Rapper: MINE!

Blue: OURS! Actually it's going to me mine.

Rapper: MINE!

Blue: MINE!

Rapper: MINE!

Blue: MINE!

Rapper: YOURS!


Rapper: Okay then! (runs after the treasure)

Blue: Wait a minute.... DAMN IT!!

Rapper: Wait a minute..... THERE'S NO TREASURE!

Blue: What!? RED!!!

Red: I don't have it!

Blue: But where is it now!?

Red: I think I know who has.

(scene cuts to Fifi eating some cookies. That was the treasure.)

Fifi: I LOVE COOKIES!!! Thanks Cookie Monster!

Episode Ends



  • This is the 6th time Broseph died.
  • The scene where Rapper tricks Blue is a reference to Bugs Bunny.
  • It seems Red can climb high stairs without getting tired.
  • This was the 2nd time Rapper tries to kill Blue and the 1st time for Red.
  • Fifi was the one who found the treasure and the treasure was cookies left by Cookie Monster, who's from Sesame Street.

What do you think about this episode?

The poll was created at 20:41 on August 30, 2012, and so far 29 people voted.

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