|Hunt for Treasure|
|Air date||April 2013|
|Other episodes by the author|
Two Fighters Meet
Red & Blue find a treasure map that leads to treasure, which is in a building. However they may not be the only ones looking for treasure. For the comic sequel, please go here.
- Lord Tourettes
- Fifi (done by Alpha Lonewolf)
(It was a lovely day at the beach and several characters were having a great time.)
(Lord Tourettes is seen burying Broseph in the sand next to the water.)
Lord Tourettes: Have fun in there MOTHER FUCKER! (skips off)
(Broseph notices the tide coming in.)
Broseph: Uh, okay dude, you can pull me out now!
(The tide comes closer as Broseph starts to freak out.)
Broseph: (freaking out) Uh can someone PLEASE PULL ME OUT!!
(cuts to Pink taking pictures of the beach.)
Pink: Aah. This is just beautiful.
(Suddenly Stacy splashes water at Pink.)
Pink: What the? (angry) Stacy!!! You just destroyed my new camera!!!
Stacy: As if I care, bitch!
(Pink starts chasing Stacy. Scene cuts to Raccoon serving Japanese food at the beach.)
Raccoon: Come and get your free Japanese food! Vhell It's not actually free!
(Scene cuts to Red & Blue lying on the sand with sunglasses)
Red: That cloud looks like boobs.
Blue: Oh god.
(Suddenly a slip of paper falls on Blue's face)
Blue: What the hell? (picks the paper and reads it) Whoa dude! Check this out!
(Red leans over at the paper)
Red: Whoa! A treasure map! Maybe the treasure is a photo album containing boobs!
Blue: Well we'll just have to find out. Wait.... It's in a building? The treasure must be that awesome.
(time lapse, Red and Blue are already inside the building. They approach an elevator. A card reads 'OUT OF ORDER)
Blue: What!? Out of order!? That means we'll have to take....... The stairs.
Red: Let's Go!
Blue: Well It's just a few stairs right?
1 HOUR LATER
(Red & Blue reach the top. Blue is tired but Red is not.)
Blue: (about to faint) Uhhh!! SO MANY STAIRS!!!! (faints)
Red: Dude! We found it!
Blue: (wakes up) REALLY!?
(Before Red & Blue could take the treasure, a bullet hits Blue's hand)
Blue: GAAH!! WHAT THE HELL!?
(Red sees a mysterious character in the shadows so they couldn't tell who it was.)
Mysterious figure: So you think the treasure's yours it?
Red: Yeah! What's it to ya!?
(The Mysterious figure fires a bullet at Red but Red dodges it.)
Red: REVEAL YOURSELF DICKFACE!!
(The Mysterious figure walks out of the shadow, the figure is revealed to be Rapper)
Red: Rapper? Name still sucks though. (snickers)
Blue: WHY WERE YOU TRYING KILL US!?
Rapper: Well Duh! I don't let no one touch what's rightfully mine.
Blue: We were the ones who found the treasure map first!
Rapper: Well so did I! (shows the map)
Blue: Well that doesn't matter! The treasure is ours!
Rapper: No! It's mine!
Blue: OURS! Actually it's going to me mine.
Blue: NO IT'S YOURS AND THAT'S FINAL!
Rapper: Okay then! (runs after the treasure)
Blue: Wait a minute.... DAMN IT!!
Rapper: Wait a minute..... THERE'S NO TREASURE!
Blue: What!? RED!!!
Red: I don't have it!
Blue: But where is it now!?
Red: I think I know who has.
(scene cuts to Fifi eating some cookies. That was the treasure.)
Fifi: I LOVE COOKIES!!! Thanks Cookie Monster!
- This is the 6th time Broseph died.
- The scene where Rapper tricks Blue is a reference to Bugs Bunny.
- It seems Red can climb high stairs without getting tired.
- This was the 2nd time Rapper tries to kill Blue and the 1st time for Red.
- Fifi was the one who found the treasure and the treasure was cookies left by Cookie Monster, who's from Sesame Street.