IF YouTube React to Dick Figures
I'm going to use the username, not real one. If there 2 people, I'll put the name. I just need 6 Youtuber, in order.
(Red, Blue, Lord Tourettes, Raccoon & Mr. Dingleberry play poker in a round table. Red drinks a can of beer, then Broseph opens the door unexpectedly.)
Smosh- Antony: Is that beer?
Ian: No, that you.
EpicMealTime: He went to the door and...I don't know.
Nigahiga (Ryan): POKER!
Pewdiepie: Stick figures?
Broseph: Yo, dudes! Guys night! This is like, crazy right? Alright.
Red: What? Dude, who invited this guy?
Blue: He invited himself.
Red: What a mooch!
Smosh- Ian: Mooch!
Nigahiga: He can do that?! Ha, Ha
Pewdiepie: Wait bros, he's up to something.
Tobuscus: He doesn't care, he just came nine with no permission.
Broseph: So what are we playing, ladies? Uno?
Blue: (groans) Hold' em 2 Cards Tanklan Buy In.
Broseph: Right on, right on. So is that like Uno or what? (Drinks beer.)
Red: Uno?! Real men play poker, yo!
Broseph: You saying I'm not a man, bro?! I'm, like, way more manly than you!
Red: Oh, yeah? Prove it, little girl. Manliest man gets the whole pot.
Broseph: Ha, way easy, brah! (Broseph is shown in a gym with extremely large muscles)
Smosh- Ian: WHAT THE!
Antony: (Laughing hard)
EpicMealTime: THE *Crow sound*!
Nigahiga: I didn't see that coming. (Laughing)
Pewdiepie: Little girl? I see muscles!
Cutiepie: What the! Why am I watching this?!
Tobuscus: (Laugh) This might get wrong.
Broseph: This 1 time I was, like, at the gym (Shows him benchpressing a bench), then I got down there & bench lifted, like (large barbell appears) 250 pounds! No, no, like, 250 PEOPLE, bro! (250 people are stacked up on the barbell) Like, strippers (the people turn into strippers on a pole) It was so sick, I was like, "No big deal, I got like a good 100 reps," it was chill. (Back in real world) -And I, like, maintained a perfect boner the whole time.
Red suddenly pulls out a gun & shoots Broseph as he briefly says: "Oh dude!" after a brief awkward silence.
Smosh: (Laughing hard)
EpicMealTime: I guess that mean they eat him.
Nigahiga: OH MY GOD!!!
Pewdiepie: (Laugh) Bang, that bro is dead!
Cutiepie: AAAAWWWWWWWWWW, that was mean.
Tobuscus: First, I though is was cool, but why?!
Blue: Oh yeah, Well, this 1 time, (shows Blue playing an RPG game) I did a 24-hour dungeon crawl using no armor, no magic, and only a Level 1 sword to kill 1,000 fire dragons. And then, I collected all their loot & bought a fuckin' griffen! (Griffen flies to an island full of in-game Pinks) Flew to Babe-a-lonia & had sex (Blue's character penetrates a pink sprite) with all the babes in the village with my Level 12 dick, of the mighty... on a school night! Epiiic!
Red: (pretendingly clearing his throat) Neerrrd.
Blue: It was hecka manly, I was on a dial-up.
Smosh- Ian: Everything is fake, ok?
Antony: That is a reminder.
Ian: But I don't know about this show.
Nigahiga: DICK, WHAT?!?!
Pewdiepie: FIRE DRAGON, REALLY?!
Cutiepie: This is gross!
Tobuscus: WHY? They weren't good anyway.
Red: So, how aboutchu, Forest Assasson?
Raccoon: (as black bars slowly close into his eyes) It was a long time ago, in ancient Japan, my country was at war & I commanded the strength of the 10,000 Hands of Justice. We were out numbered by the Takagami Demon Army, our town surrounded, I kissed my wife, for the last time, unsheathed the greatest Sword of Destiny & with it, slew 1000,100 warriors! Honorably! After the battle was won, I shattered the blade, so its great fury may never again be used on the earth.
Red: N'awwww! You're so cute, you're like a little bunny!
Smosh- Ian: He, army.
Antony: Why is there a raccoon in this video?
Ian: I don't know.
Pewdiepie: He slew that much?
Cutiepie: He's so cute.
Tobuscus: Once this is over, I'm going to play minecraft or something like that.
Mr. Dingleberry: I remember back in '44... (World War II, Mr. Dingleberry is on a boat & soilders are prepared to fight while one is seasick & vomiting) when we landed in Normandy! (Red & Blue interrupt the story as Lord Tourettes looks up at the ceiling and Raccoon curls up on the bench)
Blue: Oh, my God, is it over yet?!
(Somber music plays as a tear comes down from Mr. Dingleberry's eye.)
Smosh- Ian: Why is there a old man?
Antony: Is he for real?
EpicMealTime: Wow, old man.
Nigahiga: Let him tell his story.
Pewdiepie: That old man doesn't deserve that!
Cutiepie: Poor old man
Tobuscus: Kill them all.
Red: (music ends) I gotcha you ALL beat!
(Shows Red's story in a badly drawn fashion.)
Red: This morning I downed a gallon of rubbing alcohol & got a bowl of hand grenades & firecrackers for breakfast before I went outside, built a chainsaw hanglider with barbwire & used it to cut a Siberian Tiger out in space, which I barbecued on the Sun, and after I ate its tiger ribs I scalped it, then I fought a Fire Demon from the 20th dimension & saved a monster truck full of girls and then got massaged by a thousand Brazilian supermodels on a bean bag made out of kitten fur!
Smosh- Ian: Some drawing he have.
EpicMealTime: Fake again, stop faking up story.
Pewdiepie: (Laughing hard)
Tobuscus: Why do they faking it up?
Lord Tourettes: (giggles) Well, that's... pretty good...
Red: Ha! You have a manly story?
Lord Tourettes: You bet your sweet ass! (giggles) One gay day in spring, I was just FUCKING around in a field fuuull of flowers!...
Blue: (whispers to Red) This is gonna be good!
Smosh- Ian: What the heck!
Antony: (Laughing hard)
EpicMealTime: Um... is that a boy or a girl?
Nigahiga: ...WHAT THE FU-
Pewdiepie: (Laughing hard)
Cutiepie: This better not be bad.
Tobuscus: This make me want to puke in his face.
(A flashback is shown.)
Lord Tourettes: ...and colourful COCKSUCKING butterflies! I decided to make a bouquet, so I picked 100 daisies! It was so GODDAMN hard, but I did it! (giggles) Then I took the daisies to a fluffy-wuffy bear, and then I (shows Lord Tourettes humping the bear.) FUCKED THE SHIT OUT OF HIM (Shows how Lord Tourettes rips the bear's skin with is mouth, as blood pours out & then he rips his head off, drinking the blood coming out.) WHILE I FEASTED UPON HIS FLAILING BONES & FLESH!
(The flashback ends as Lord Tourettes giggles to himself.)
Tobuscus: ...It was going so well... this happen...
Blue: Ugh... guess you win.
Red: Big time.
(Mr. Dingleberry vomits on the table.)
Lord Tourettes: (Lays 4 cards on the table) Yippee-ki-ay, MOTHERFUCKER! I win!
(Three prostitutes come into the room.)
Lord Tourettes: Prostitutes! Hahaha!
(1 prostitute hands over a shot to Lord Tourettes, who downs it and belches with flames. The prostitutes start dancing.)
Lord Tourettes: Yeah, baby! Back that ass up! Hahahahaa! (while smacking the orange-pink prostitute's ass)
Blue: (in shock) What have we done?