James Bauer
Bauer, James Bauer
Pina Coloda, Shaken not stirred
Vital statistics
Title Good
Gender Male
Species Stick Figure
Status alive
Friends Pink, Blue, and Agent Cyan
Enemies World secret agents
Job Double O agent
Sexual Orientation straight
Age 20
Nationality British
Known for Top Agent
Weapon of choice Silencer
Color Brown
IQ High
Distinguishing Marks Black suit
Height average
Weight average
Aliases 001
Times dead None


Is a made up character for dick figures. He is the top agent spy and a tough one when on the job. He is a ladies man and a professional spy who is a legend to other agents.

Agent's Life

Born to be a top spy. James Bauer has had perfect record of missions. He is suave and charming along with being a ladies man. Likes to save the world and take the ladies to a romantic dinner. He has a vast collection of gadgets to help him in tough spots and everyday troubles like opening a jar of pickles with a miniature buzz saw or laser. When he gets into play in a mission, he becomes stern, serious, and intimidating and will you any means of interrogation to get the information he needs. He used to be in Navy Seal special ops before he came to the agent field. Occasionally, he is paired up with Agent Cyan for end-of-the-world missions as shown in Combined Agents and Judgement Day.

Catch Phrase

"Pina Colada, shaken not stirred."


Speciality in high tech gadgets




Double-O agent

Agent Facts

  • The best agent in the business.
  • Has an endless supply of gadgets
  • Has two different personallities
  • Is very suave
  • Very charming
  • Turns very stern when on a mission and won't pull back any punches
  • Very laid back when not on a mission.
  • Always gets a Pina Colada for a drink.
  • Has been a Navy Seal
  • Very cool.
  • Calm.


Voice of James Bauer

Golden eye a simple poker game03:25

Golden eye a simple poker game


James Bond's Voice


James Bauer's Theme

Spy Theme Song01:09

Spy Theme Song



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