Le Petit Tourette | |
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"Here. These are Drugs" | |
Air date | TBA |
Written by | LordTourettes00 |
Other episodes by the author | |
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Lord Tourettes gets put on drugs to stop his violent, random swearing. Meanwhile, Blue tries to fight Red's addiction to Burritos.
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(It is late at night. Blue and Purple are walking down the street, beer bottles in hand. Blue looks up into the dark sky)
Blue: Nice Night.
Purple: (Looks up) Yeah.
Blue: Shame Red couldn't come.
Purple: Why couldn't he?
Blue: Remember? He got into some trouble with the Cops after drinking four kegs of beer.
Purple: Oh yeah. He was so stoned.
(They stop as they see a familiar green figure wearing a hat being thrown out of a club by a tough bouncer)
Bouncer: I warned you. NO SWEARING! And you ignored it!
Green Figure: Well FUCK you ASSHOLE!
(The Figure is revealed to be Lord Tourettes)
Blue: (Rushing Over) Oh my god! Lord Tourettes, are you OK?
Lord Tourettes: I'm fine. It's just that TWAT was being such a DOUCHE BAG!
Purple: Did he kick you out because of your swearing?
Lord Tourettes: Yes. (Sighs and looks depressed) This is the fifth club i've been kicked out of this month. (Now angry) I BLOODY hate Tourette's Syndrome! I hate it so FUCKING much! I wish there was a drug that could somehow stop it!
Purple: There is. Doctors invented it a couple years back.
LT: Awesome!
(Time Lapse)
(Lord Tourettes, Blue and Red are in a medical room with a grey doctor)
Doctor: So, sir. I understand you want to cure your Tourette's.
LT: Yes! I hate it so FUCKING much!
Doctor: Ok. Here are some drugs. (Hands LT a medication pot) Take these once a day and you should be fine.
LT: Aha! Thank you so much! (Takes a pill from the pot and swallows it)
Red: How do you feel?
LT: Much Better!
Doctor: Do you feel like spazzing out and swearing profusely?
LT: No! (Giggles)
Doctor: Perfect!
(Time Lapse)
(Red, Blue and LT are outside the apartment block)
Red: So, you sure you are going to be OK?
LT: Yes. I feel as good as a fluffy wuffy sheep in a field of long, delicious grass!
Blue: Alright. Ring us if there is any problem.
REST TBA