This Fanon takes place on March 23, 2011, the date the 3DS was released in the ESRB region.
(Blue is playing Legend of Stickda on the new 300DS)
Blue: Wow. The graphics are incredible! I wonder what Red is doing...
(Red is in their apartment, sitting down, bored)
Red: Uggh. I'm soooo bored! Where is the beer?
(Red runs to the Fridge and opens the door)
Red: WHAT?!? NO BOOZE!?!?
(Red starts thinking)
Red: I GOT IT!
(Red runs to Blue's room)
Red: Woah. Da hell is that machine?
(A sign on the machine says, 'RED GET AWAY THIS INSTANT! -Blue')
(Red flies into the machine. A key-pad is in the machine)
Key-Pad: PASSWORD REQUIRED.
(Red types in, 'Flippyizbeastly')
Key-Pad: ACCESS GRANTED!
Red: YEA BOY!!!
(A beam of light is shown)
(Red is now Stick, the main protagonist in 'The Legend of Stickda: Skydown Shield')
Red:THIS IS AWSOME!
(Blue notices Red is now Stick)
Blue: What the..... RED! WHAT THE HELL?!?
Red: Hey, dick-biscut!
Blue: DID YOU READ THE SIGN ON MY MACHINE?!?!
Blue: I really need to get security...
Red: Don't forget a life!
Blue: In the game?
(Cuts to a black screen)
Lord Tourettes: To be con-FUCKED-ued! (giggles)