| Little Tourettes | |
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 "I like your language, bitch!" | |
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Release date |
January 24th, 2015 |
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Written by |
LordTourettes 694 |
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Directed by |
LordTourettes 694 |
Little Tourettes is my Episode 1, Season 1.
Plot[]
Here's a little FUCK about the daughter of Lord and Lady Tourettes' first day of school.
Characters[]
- Rose
- Robin
Transcript[]
(Lord Tourettes is at the door)
Lord Tourettes: Lydia! Hurry THE FUCK UP! You don't want to miss the bus!
Lydia Tourettes: I'm CUMMING!
(Lydia T. comes to the door)
Lydia T: Ready! SHIT-FACE!!!!
(Bus beeps the horn)
Lady Tourettes: (opens the door) Have a FUCK-tastic day!
Lydia Tourettes: Thanks, MOTHERFUCKER!
(Lydia T. walks out to the bus)
(Lydia tries to find a seat. She goes over to a velvet red boy)
Lydia T..: May I sit here COCK-FUCK!
Velvet Red kid: Why would I wanna sit next to you? Doofus!
Lydia T.: I was just asking 'DONKEY 'SHIT!
Kid: Beat it, weirdo!
Lydia T.: Ok....(Lydia frowns and goes to sit in another seat alone. So sad!)
-At school-
(It's recess at school. Lydia T. is just walking around. Suddenly, she bumps into two girls. She looks up and sees a cherry red and dark blue girl.)
Lydia T.: Oh, I'm sorry COCKSUCKERS!
Cherry Red girl: No, problem. What's your name?
Lydia T.: I'm Lydia Tourettes, DOUCHEBAGS!
Cherry Red girl: I'm Rose, and this is Robin (Points to dark blue girl)
Robin: (Shyly) Hi...
Lydia T.: Nice! Say do you want to be BITCH-friends?
Rose: Sweet shit, yeah!
Lydia T.: Fan-FUCKING-tastic!
Rose: I like your language, bitch!
Lydia Tourettes: Thank you, SHIT-COCK!
-Back at home-
Lady Tourettes: How was your first day, DICKHEAD!
Lydia Tourettes: Fantastic! I FUCKED two SHITS!
Lady Tourettes: Lovely!
(Lord Tourettes comes in)
Lord T.: Lydia! WHORE your first day go?
Lydia T.: SHIT-alichous!
(Stupid end theme)
(Sorry that it's so short. This is my first episode but I'm working on other ones! Plus, I'm working on a short clip for this. It'll probably appear on her in about a week or less. Note: There will be no sound so you can follow along with the script, and it'll have terrible animation because I use an app where I have to draw with my fingers)