|Man Up Girl!|
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The School Girl
After making Steve a bit more awesome, Rapper thinks it's time to do the same for Holly.
(Holly was in her living room watching TV and feeling bored)
Holly: (sighs) Where is he?
(Steve walks in with burn marks and scratches)
Holly: Oh my god! (runs to Steve and hugs him) What happened to you?
Steve: Well, let's say I had to 'man' up.
Holly: (suspicous) What?
Steve: Let's say I got into trouble when Rapper and Wolf were fighting robots.
Holly: (starting to get pissed off) What do you mean?
Steve: Well. Rapper said I had to man up so we went to this robot factory. Then Wolf showed up in his Cyborg Suit and gave Rapper one too. Then they started killing Robots and I got hurt pretty badly.
Holly: (outraged) AUGH!! Why do those two always do these things that will get others hurt!?
Steve: Because their fucking retards.
Holly: Try saying that to Wolf.
Steve: Everybody pretty much cusses at Wolf, he always gets it.
Holly: Well let's get you to bed! Your pretty hurt.
(Holly puts Steve onto their bed. She puts a couple bandaids on him then kisses his forehead)
Holly: You'll be alright, trust me.
Steve: (weakly) Thanks Holly.
Holly: (smiles) Anything for you.
(Steve goes to sleep while Holly walks out the room. Suddenly Rapper crashes through the window)
Holly: STOP BREAKING MY WINDOWS! Use the fucking door!
Rapper: I'm a man, who fucking does?
Holly: GET OUT!
Rapper: Whoa, whoa, whoa babe. Chill.
Holly: BABE!? Hah! Try saying that to your girlfriend! NOW GET OUT!
Rapper: What got you in a pissy mood?
Holly: I am getting very sick of you and Wolf ALWAYS doing those crazy things that ALWAYS get someone hurt or KILLED! Why do you two do that anyway!?
Rapper: We have no life.
Holly: EUGH!! JUST GET OUT!
Rapper: Not til' I man you up.
Holly: Wh- What!?
(Rapper grabs Holly by the body as she screams, he jumps out the window)
Holly: YOU RETARD! LET ME GO!
Rapper: Oh shut your mouth bitch.
Holly: I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!
Rapper: Good, I always have people wanting to kill me.
(they land near a bank)
Holly: (angrily gets out of Rapper's arms) What's going on!? What are we doing?!?
Rapper: Prepare yourself girl, because your about to be as awesome as your boyfriend.
Holly: What do you mean!?
Rapper: Well that's the reason I took your boyfriend to a Robot Factory, to make him awesome.
Holly: And did it work?
Rapper: It did, but he got injured in the process.
Holly: Thanks to you!
Rapper: So I've decided to do the same to you.
Holly: And just HOW exactly!?
Rapper: See those robbers over there?
(shows a few robbers stealing bags of money from the bank)
Rapper: I need you to show them who's boss. Slice their heads off, shoot them or some other shit I don't know.
Holly: Eugh! No way!
Rapper: You want to be more manly then just do it!
Holly: I'M A GIRL YOU RETARD!
Rapper: Just do it!
(Holly storms to the robbers but becomes more scared when getting closer)
Robber: You! (points a gun at Holly) Give us all your money!
Holly: Err... (pulls a gun out) Don't M-make me use th-this.
(A robber sneaks behind Holly and takes her wallet)
Holly: HEY! That's mine!
Robber: Ours now bitch!
(they run off before Rapper slices their heads off)
Rapper: Jerks. (gives Holly her wallet)
Holly: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?
Rapper: Hey, It was the only way to get your stinking wallet back. And why didn't you try SOMETHING ELSE to defend yourself!?
Holly: A GUN WAS ALL I HAD OKAY!?!
Rapper: Alright, alright. Maybe you could try something else.
Holly: Like what?
(Rapper pulls Holly to his house)
Rapper: How about a simulation?
Holly: I don't want to do ANY of this! I just want to go home!
Rapper: Sorry I locked the door with metal doors.
Holly: GOD DAMN IT!
(Rapper turns a simulation on and fake robbers come out)
Holly: So what do you want me to do!?
Rapper: Just dodge their attacks and kick em' hit em' you get what I mean.
(the simulation robbers approach Holly, she gives one a little punch before getting hit in the face)
Holly: OW! Why did that hurt!?
Rapper: The best way to toughen up! A guy like me can stand the pain!
Holly: When this is over I'm going to kill you...
Rapper: I heard that.
Holly: SHUT UP!
(Holly pulls her gun out and shoots one robber but they dodge the bullets)
Holly: Damn it!
(one robber whacks Holly accross the room)
Holly: (cries) Ow! This hurts so much!
Rapper: Wimp. I guess you weren't suppose to be tough after all.
(Holly hears this and immediatley gets angry, she pushes the robbers away)
Holly: NO ONE CALLS ME A WIMP!
Rapper: (laughs) Now she's getting it.
(Holly dodges many fake bullets and punches before upper striking a robber and throwing a thug into 3 more robbers. She looks behind at another robber and shoots him right in the face before kicking him in the nuts)
Rapper: (claps slowly) Well done Holly. You completed the simu-
(Holly shoots Rapper's arm)
Holly: That's for today! And there's PLENTY more where that came from!!
(a few gang members burst inside)
Gang Member #1: Find Rapper and kill him!
Holly: (screams) Not real robbers!
Rapper: Their street gang members.
Holly: I don't care!
Rapper: Go show them your skills! You just did a simulation!
Holly: Are you going to help me!?
Rapper: (immediatley sits on a chair with popcorn) Nah, I'll watch.
Holly: (glares) Fuck you.
(Holly grabs a sword from Rapper's collection)
Holly: Get out before I slice you!
(the gang members laugh)
Gang Member: What are YOU going to do!? Slap us!? (laughs) Wimp.
Holly: (grins) Watch your mouth punk.
(Holly strikes the gang members with her sword, she slices many in half, grabs a head off a gang member and chokes it down another's throat. She kicks one in the balls)
Gang Member: Gaah, my meatballs. (falls in pain)
Holly: This is what happens when you call me a wimp. (shoots his head)
Steve: (looks inside) Holly? What's going on here?
Holly: Oh Steve! Good to see your better!
Steve: Yeah, but what's with the dead bodies and you holding a sword?
Holly: I'll tell you when we get home, first I need to sort something out. (goes to Rapper)
Rapper: Nice job bitch.
Holly: Thanks, but just one more thing.
(Holly stabs him right in the arm)
Holly: If you EVER get you or Wolf to mess with me or Steve again, I will come for you! (leaves with Steve)
Rapper: That felt good.(END)