|Morons from Another Dimension!|
|Season 3, Episode 8|
Darker and Edgier (and Sluttier)
Blue and Red: Uh...
(Merah and Biru are sitting in their house.)
Merah: Hey, Biru?
Biru: Yes, Merah?
Merah: Remember those Earthlings that visited our dimension a year ago?
Biru: Yeah, why?
Merah: We should go to Earth and destroy those losers for disturbing our peace!
Biru: Sounds sick, bro.
Merah: Wait, you adopted their lower-level human talk?
Biru: Well, if we want to go to their world and blend in, we are going to have to speak like them, too!
Merah: Great thinking, Biru!
Biru: I know!
Merah, Biru: Ap, ap, ap, ap, ap!
(Meanwhile, Red and Blue are hanging out at Derek's birthday party)
Red: Man, this party is off the hook!
Blue: I know, dude! I've never been this drunk in my life!
Red: Dude, You've never been drunk in your life!
Blue: Shut up, man!
(Blue pushes Red onto Georgia.)
Georgia: Sup, dude?
Red: Hey, you seem pretty hot.
Red: Wanna make out?
(They begin making out, while Blue is staring out a window, with a massive headache.)
Blue: Ugh...this is why I don't get dru-
(Blue sees a giant spaceship come down from the sky.
Blue: -nk? Dude, Red! We need to get out of here! Aliens are about to-
(Suddenly, a bolt of lightning smashes through the ceiling of house, and the partygoers gaze up at the hole. A flash of light emits, and Merah and Biru float gently to the ground, and the light shuts off.)
Merah: Hello, puny Earthlings.
Kaleb: Who you callin' puny, punk?!
(Merah blasts Kaleb with a blaster ray, sending Kaleb flying out the side of the house.)
Merah: Anybody else got comments?
(The people look at Merah and Biru in silence.)
Merah: Epic, yo.
Biru: We need two people to come here, Blue and Red.
(Red stops making out with Georgia and stands up.)
Red: Wait a minute, aren't you guys the aliens we met on that planet?
Biru: Yes, that would be correct, bro.
Red: Pfft, you guys are lame.
(Blue punches Red.)
Blue (quietly): Red! What the hell, man?!
Merah: ENOUGH QUESTIONS!
(Merah and Biru grabs Red and Blue by the arms, and the beam of light returns, throwing them into the spaceship.)
Merah: Ap ap ap! We have finally captured you embicles!
Red: You better explain why we are here!
Biru: You are here because we need your human stupidity to save our planet!
Merah: Yes, we have discovered a life form that plans to destroy our home with their neanderthal level tactics.
Blue: Well, do you know any of their weaknesses?
Biru: Their feet are their most susceptible to pain.
Red: Alright, send us to your place and we'll kick the shit outta them!
(Merah turns on a warp speed mechanism, and they flash onto the planet.)
Blue: Fuck, that was fast!
Biru: Yes, it goes as fast as lazy writing can allow.
(Blue and Red hop out of the spaceship.)
Merah: Wait! You'll need these...
(Merah throws 2 laser guns down to Blue and Red.)
Red: Hell yeah, laser guns!
Biru: Use them wisely!
(Blue and Red run off towards a small town, currently under attack.)
Red: Oh crap, shit's going down over there!
(Red runs off towards the town, and Blue follows shortly after. When they reach the town, they see hundreds of aliens running around in a panicked frenzy.)
Blue: Dude, do you see they evil guys?!
Red: No! I have no idea what's going on!
Alien #11: Run away!
Alien #5: The Bunis have escaped!
Red: Wait, did you say "Bunnies"?
Alien #5: Yes! The most evil of beings, the Buni!
(Red looks at the alien in disgust.)
Red: Ugh, where are they?
(The alien points towards a small herd of rabbits.)
Red: Oh my fucking god.
(Red walks leisurely over to the rabbits, and picks them up.)
Red: Aw, you guys are adorable!
Red: Dude, they're just rabbits!
Blue: Are you kidding me?!
(Blue shoots his laser gun in the air to get all of the aliens attention.)
Blue: Listen, these "enemies" are harmless rabbits! You all are just huge pussies! Seriously, calm the fuck down!
Red: Ugh, let's get the fuck outta here.
(They run out of the town and go up to the spaceship.)
Merah: Did you kill the lifeforms?
(He sees Red with the rabbits.)
Merah: Agh! Why didn't you kill them?
Red: Because they're just harmless rabbits!
(Biru shoots the rabbits, and they explode.)
Red: What the fuck, dude?!
Biru: We had to destroy them!
Red: Fuck you, dude.
(Merah slams the warp drive button, and they appear next to Red and Blue's apartment building, and Biru kicks them out of the spaceship.)
Blue: Jesus, that was a waste of time.
Red: And he killed my new pet rabbits!
Blue: You don't know how to raise a rabbit!
Red: Yeah, I do!
Blue: Whatever. Just be glad that we don't ever have to do that again.
(They walk into their apartment.)
Red: Goddammit, I got rabbit shit on my chest!