|Oboes Bi, the Karate Master|
|Season 2, Episode 4|
The Chicks are Just Cool
- Oboes Bi
(We see Oboes training in her room.)
(She kicks the punching bag right off the chain.)
Oboes: Whew! 10 seconds...Not that bad.
Absinthe: Hey Oboe! Hows it goin'?
Oboes: Please don't call me that. And how did you get in my house?
Absinthe: Well, lets just say leaving your keys under the mat is so 1979.
Oboes: I just like old traditions, okay?
Absinthe: So how's the training going?
Oboes: 10 seconds off the chain.
Absinthe: Wow. Five seconds better than the last time.
Oboes: How much training have you done?
Absinthe: Not a lot. I've been dealing with the members of DICKS.
Oboes: Wow. That must of su-
(Oboes' cell phone goes off.)
???: listen... you better answer quick...
Oboes: Who is this?
???: ANSWER ME! where is the LEZ club located...
Oboes: 3rd Street down by Manfred Ave. Why?
Oboes: Dammit, he hung up.
Absinthe: What did that person call for?
Oboes: He wanted to know where the LEZ house is.
Absinthe: Sounds pretty suspicious.
Oboes: Yeah it's suspicious, and I'm going to investigate!
(Cut to the LEZ house)
Lesbian 1: Let me-uh-rub your...titties!
Lesbian 2: MOTORBOATING!
Oboes: WHERE ARE YOU?!
Lesbian 1: Girl, Your boobs are huge as fuck!
Oboes: Goddammit. Now I remember why I hate this place.
???: I see you're here.
(A sword flies past Oboes, right next to her head.)
Oboes: Shit! Oh, you're gonna get it!
???: Try me, sister!
(She flies into the air, doing a bicycle kick. She kicks the person in the face.)
???: Oh gob, my node!
(She grabs the persons head and slams it to the ground.)
Oboes: Pwned, Mothafucka!
???: You will pay for this...
Oboes: What? I kick you in the nose and you run aw-
(The person grabs a sword and cuts her arm off.)
Oboes: DAMMIT! SON OF A BITCH!
(She grabs the sword and cuts the persons head off.)
Oboes: *gasp*! RED?!
(She looks down to see Red's decapitated head on the floor.)
Lesbian 2: If I wasn't high as hell, this would probably be a big deal.
(Back at the house...)
Absinthe: Damn, Oboes takin' a long time...
Absinthe: Well, time to masturbate.