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Oboes Bi, the Karate Master
Season 2, Episode 4
OBOESBITHEKARATEMASTER
Air date 11/27/13
Written by IONIXMUSIC
Directed by IONIXMUSIC
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(We see Oboes training in her room.)

Oboes: Hiya!!

(She kicks the punching bag right off the chain.)

Oboes: Whew! 10 seconds...Not that bad.

Absinthe: Hey Oboe! Hows it goin'?

Oboes: Please don't call me that. And how did you get in my house?

Absinthe: Well, lets just say leaving your keys under the mat is so 1979.

Oboes: I just like old traditions, okay?

Absinthe: So how's the training going?

Oboes: 10 seconds off the chain.

Absinthe: Wow. Five seconds better than the last time.

Oboes: How much training have you done?

Absinthe: Not a lot. I've been dealing with the members of DICKS.

Oboes: Wow. That must of su-

(Oboes' cell phone goes off.)

Oboes: Hello?

???: listen... you better answer quick...

Oboes: Who is this?

???: ANSWER ME! where is the LEZ club located...

Oboes: 3rd Street down by Manfred Ave. Why?

(click!)

Oboes: Dammit, he hung up.

Absinthe: What did that person call for?

Oboes: He wanted to know where the LEZ house is.

Absinthe: Sounds pretty suspicious.

Oboes: Yeah it's suspicious, and I'm going to investigate!

(Cut to the LEZ house)

Lesbian 1: Let me-uh-rub your...titties!

Lesbian 2: MOTORBOATING!

(CRASH!!!)

Oboes: WHERE ARE YOU?!

Lesbian 1: Girl, Your boobs are huge as fuck!

Oboes: Goddammit. Now I remember why I hate this place.

???: I see you're here.

Oboes: What-

(A sword flies past Oboes, right next to her head.)

Oboes: Shit! Oh, you're gonna get it!

???: Try me, sister!

(She flies into the air, doing a bicycle kick. She kicks the person in the face.)

???: Oh gob, my node!

(She grabs the persons head and slams it to the ground.)

Oboes: Pwned, Mothafucka!

???: You will pay for this...

Oboes: What? I kick you in the nose and you run aw-

(The person grabs a sword and cuts her arm off.)

Oboes: DAMMIT! SON OF A BITCH!

(She grabs the sword and cuts the persons head off.)

Oboes: *gasp*! RED?!

(She looks down to see Red's decapitated head on the floor.)

Lesbian 2: If I wasn't high as hell, this would probably be a big deal.

(Back at the house...)

Absinthe: Damn, Oboes takin' a long time...

(beat)

Absinthe: Well, time to masturbate.

END.

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