|Season 2, Episode 10|
Small Little Elf
MMXIV: The Musical
(Red and Derek are sitting in the back of a van, smoking a shit-load of weed.)
Red: Dude...have you ever thought...
Red: Have you thought...what of all girls had boobs like Oboes?
Derek: Holy shit man...
Red: I know right! Thats what I thought...
Derek: What a great dream.
Red: Wait a minute...
(Red then spots Oboes walking towards their van.)
Derek: Oh shit man! Do you she'll let us get a feel?
Red: Probably not, she has mad karate skills!
Derek: Yeah, but you know how to work tits like a pro!
Red: That is true...let me give it a try!
(Oboes walks up to the back seat window of the van, and Red rolls the window down.)
Red: Heeey Oboes! What's happenin'?
Oboes: You sound...awfully chilled out today.
Derek: It's the weed.
Oboes: You have weed?!
Red: Yeah! It helps you chillax and take a break from all of the stress that life has to offer...
Oboes: Can I have some of that weed?
Red: Hell yeah! Yo, Derek, pass this fine lady some kush!
Derek: Will do!
(He reaches into his pocket and pulls a pack of ready, rolled up blunts.)
(She hops into the van, and proceeds to light up a blunt.)
Red, Derek: Puff it! Puff it! Puff it!
Oboes: Here goes!
(Oboes does a legendary 15-second huff on the blunt, and lets out mountains of smoke.)
Derek: Holy shit, dude.
Oboes: When I get high, I get HIGH.
Red: Dude...I'm starting to see things...
Derek: Like what?
Red: Bad things, man. A monster attacking the city, taking my Stacy away, killing that sweet raccoon dude...and worst of all...
Red: *sniff*...DESTROYING ALL THE WEED!
Oboes, Derek: *GASP*!
Red: Eh...the vision's gone.
Derek: Good. You were harshing my mellow for a second there.
Oboes: Let's just chillax...
(Red and Derek rest their heads on Oboes shoulders.)
Oboes: Hey guys...
Red, Derek: What's up?
Oboes: Wouldn't it be cool...if every girl had boobs the size of mine?
Red: Sure would be cool, Boes. Sure would.
(They all take one last huff of their blunts.)