Summary[]
Pinkie Pie meet Alice and Simon, Pinkie Pie have never heard what they said that she can't believe.
Story[]
Pinkie Pie was hopping in Happiness. She have never seen herself a stick figures, then look at Simon.
Simon: (Notices) Huh, wonder who that is?
Pinkie Pie somehow got behind of Simon and said...
Pinkie Pie: IT ME, PINKIE PIE!
Simon: Oh okay, you kinda of remind me of this girl named Heather who loves to do the same things as you.
Pinkie Pie: Oh, Heather is my Best Friend, silly Billy Joel.
Simon: (Slightly Confused) Okay.
Pinkie Pie: Aww, are you confused, do you don't know my friend?
Simon: Not really.
Pinkie Pie: Man, do you stay in house all day?
Simon: No, but I do like to drink good. (Pulls out a beer bottle and drinks it)
Pinkie Pie eye get big and slack it away from him.
Simon: What?
Pinkie Pie: Don't you know what beer can do to you?
Simon: Well duh, I'm an adult, I like to get wasted.
Pinkie Pie: You are wasting your life. (Slap him)
Simon: What the fuck!?
Pinkie Pie cover his mouth.
Simon: Whatever.
Pinkie Pie: Man, you should get a job
Simon: I got a job, I'm the manager of a nightclub, how do you think I get my beer?
Pinkie Pie: Beer, beer, beer! You need to bake cupcakes for your group
Simon: Cupcakes? Is that where you got your name from?
Pinkie Pie: Nope.
Simon: Then how did you come up with a name like Pinkie Pie?
Pinkie Pie: You should know, parents give us name.
Simon: Except yours sounds like a name for a cartoon character.
Pinkie Pie: From my little pony friendship is magic, our world was attacked and twilight made a portals and we are now stick figures
Simon: My Little Pony? That show about lesiban ponies that look surprisingly hot for four legged animals? No wonder your like this, your in the real world now.
Pinkie Pie: Hey, I still have my cutie make that is on a skirt And my tail and ear
Simon: Okay, well good luck to you then.
Pinkie Pie: Yay, you're rooting for me on. Sadly, fluttershy said...yay.
(Simon walks away)
Pinkie Pie: Hey, are you Simon for any chance?
Simon: How do you know my name?
Pinkie Pie: Heather told me and told me how you look
Simon: No wonder.
Pinkie Pie hopping away. Later on, she saw Alice.
Alice: Oh hello.
Pinkie Pie: (continue bouncing) Hello, my name is pinkie pie. How about your?
Alice: My name is Alice, so where did you come from?
Pinkie Pie: Ponyville
Alice: Ponyville? I don't think that exists?
Pinkie Pie: Well, it does, cause I was a pony back there.
Alice: (Tries not to laugh) Okay, your from ponyville.
Pinkie Pie: Yes, here is proof.
Alice: What's your proof?
Pinkie Pie show her ear, tail, and cutie Mark
Alice: Uh, that's strange for a person to have.
Pinkie Pie: Oh come on, you see Heather, right? That can't be crazy.
Alice: Well, her story is a little more believable.
Pinkie Pie: If I get this right, is your name Alice?
Alice: Yes, and I assume Heather told you about me.
Pinkie Pie: Yes. Did you met her when you guys went camping, but she went into Dark
Alice: Yes.
Pinkie Pie: How was camping anyway?
Alice: Fine, until she made these disgusting cupcakes.
Pinkie Pie: With blood and Gore, I know. She is like me when I make cupcakes
Alice: (Slightly creeped) Okay, you know what I think my friends are here, so I got to go.
Pinkie Pie: Oh where?! Aww, she gone. Back to Heather The End