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B tries to help Allen get a date, and gets help from her little sister. Allen hates the idea, but doesn't have a choice. 

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(Episode opens with Hope standing on top of a pile of defeated men, with Allen in the bleachers).

Hope: Who’s next?

(Everyone runs away, except Allen).

Allen: Can we go home now?

Hope: No way! I’m just getting wormed up!

Allen: Well, I’m going home.

Hope: K, see ya there.

(Time Lapse, Allen is walking home through the park).

Allen: Maybe I should have taken a cab..  (Suddenly, a pink-ish red girl pops out of a tree.

Girl: Boo!

Allen: AH SHIT! (Falls down).

Girl: (Giggles) You’re too easy to scare (Giggles more and falls off the tree and lands on Allen).

Allen: Damn it B.

B: Sorry… So, where ya going’? (Gets up).

Allen:  (Also gets up) Home.  

B: From where?

Allen: Umm.. The gym?

B: You go to the gym? HA!

Allen: Very funny, I was just there with Hope.

B: Oh, right… Your girlfriend.

Allen:  (Blushing) She’s NOT my girlfriend!

B: … But you want her to be..

Allen:  Wh- what would make you think that?

B: The fact that it’s obvious.

Allen: You don’t know EVERYTHING!

B: Never said I did!

Allen: You act like it.

B: You know what you need?

Allen:  To get as far away from you as possible?   

B: You need a makeover!

Allen: Not a chance.

B: If you disagree, I’ll scream for help.

Allen: Why would I care if you did that?

B: You asked for it. (clears her throat) HELP! THIS MAN IS TRYING TO TAKE ME IN HIS VAN! (Everyone in the park turns and looks at B and Allen).

Allen: (Covers her mouth) SH SH! SHUT UP! I’LL DO IT! (Removes his hand from her mouth).

B: NEVERMIND!

Allen: I hate you

B: Back at ya. Now, we’re going to need the help of a genius with you.

Allen: What? Why?

B: If I’m going to make you look attractive, I’ll need help

Allen: I really hate you.

(Time lapse, Allen and B are standing outside a door marked “Keep out “).

B: (Knocks on the door) Cindy get out here! Now!

(A little pink girl opens the door)

B: Allen, You know Cindy.

Cindy: Do you want something? I was busy working on my research on memory constru-

Allen: Hold on, THIS is your genius?

Cindy: What are you implying?

Allen: No offence kid, but you’re a little too adorable to be a genius.

Cindy: I’ll have you know that I have an IQ of 270. Now, tell me what you want, because you are wasting my time.

B: I need help giving Allen a makeover so he can ask out this girl. Cindy: I have better things to do than ply childish games with you… Then again, when he gets shot down, I can use that for my research on the phycology of rejection.  (Thinks) Yeah, alright. I’ll help.

B: YAY! Let’s go!

Allen: Fuck my life.

(Time lapse, Allen is now in a suit, with a changed hairstyle, the background is messy with hair spray cans and clothes).

Allen: I look fucking ridiculous.

B: Nonsense, you look great!

Cindy: (Trying to control her laughter) Yeah… Great…

B: See! Now go ask Hope out!

Allen: I’m not going to… We’re too good of friends.

B: Do it.

Allen: NO.

B: Just TRY!

Allen: NO.

B: TRY!

Allen: FINE!

B: YAY! 

Cindy: (sigh) This planet has hit a new low of stupidity.

(Time lapse, Allen is holding a flower and is about to walk up to the gym to talk to Hope, but sees her laughing and talking to a dark green man through the window).

Allen: (Sigh) This was a dumb plan anyway. (Fixes his hair back to normal and throws away the flower and walks off as the camera zooms into the flower in the trash.)

-end

(after credits)

(B and Cindy are in their living room, which is still messy, playing a video game).

Cindy: Boring, why do you play this?

B: shut up.

(A dark red girl comes in the dour)

Dark red: Hay I’m-  What the hell happened in here!?

B: Oh, well.. Uh.. You see Nicki… Um (To Cindy) You’re the smart one, you explain! (Runs away).

Cindy: (Awkwardly laughs)

Nicki: You’re both grounded.  

Cindy: Yeah, I figured…

- Real end.

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