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"Remove kebab from the premisses" - Rog showing his hate for Croatians


Rog Rogerson is the sole Prime Minister of the Commonwealth of Australia (Not Malcom Turnball) and full on weaboo scum. Many believe Edmund Barton to be Australia's first Prime Minister when in reality it was Rog, Barton was nothing but a rebelous revolutionist and was actually brutally exucuted via firing squard under Rog's command. From 1901 to this day, Rog remains Australia's Prime Minister due to anti-age drugs he accidently consumed during a pub fight. Today he rules Australia through brute force and propaganda, when he says there's no room for anymore refugees, he fucking means it.

Biography[]

Not much is know about his life before politics, however we do know he was most likely born sometime in the 1880s on a Kangaroo Reserve somewhere near the Uluru region. From inception he was a strong, independent boy and went on to create the Navy Seals Copypasta commonly seen on the webforum 4Chan. Around 1899-1900 he quickly gained popularity in politics and strongly believed Australia should become a single country and he would the perfect canidate for the job. To secure his position of Prime Minister, he secretly ordered the execution of canidate Edmund Barton which allowed him to fufill this. 

Edmund Barton

Edmund Barton, the lil' shit himself

At some point in the 1980s, he discovered the chinese style of television animation know as anime and immediately fell in love with it. To this day he attributes the anime Kill La Kill to "saving chinese cartoons as we know it", as you'd expect from such a statment, his waifus are the series' characters Ryuko Matoi and Mako Mankanshoku and you guessed it, owns several lewd body pellows of the two characters.

Trivia[]

  • Has over 300 confirmed kill on Al Qaeda personel 
  • Is secrectly a trans
  • Openly endorses 4Chan 
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